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Chapter 868: Ah ha~ listen boy~
...Above Earth Star, the winds and clouds suddenly changed.
Within the chaos above the Nine Heavens, a force that seemed to rival the laws of heaven and earth swept forth.
"Hmm?" The Haotian Emperor narrowed his eyes, looking up at the boundless void above.
In his perception, a power on par with Earth Star's Heavenly Dao was gradually gathering overhead, then colliding with Earth Star's natural laws.
Terrifying energy fluctuations stirred up massive waves in the void, shaking the entire Nine Heavens violently.
"What's going on?!"
The Immortals, sensing that strange fluctuation, were instantly startled.
The Heavenly Dao rules of Earth Star shaking was no small matter.
Their Immortal Power, immortal techniques, and even their very existence relied on Earth Star's Heavenly Dao rules.
If Earth Star's Heavenly Dao rules vanished, it meant the concept of existence for all things, living and dead, on Earth Star would disappear.
These Immortals would naturally not escape the fate of destruction.
Fortunately, that fluctuation wasn't strong and didn't last long, quickly subsiding.
Taishang Laojun sat cross-legged atop the formation, eyes closed, frowning as he felt the fluctuation, but he didn't move.
He continued to channel the power of heaven and earth to suppress Chen Huaian, who had repeatedly challenged his authority.
As for Chen Huaian...
[Host has selected Option Two! Top-grade spirit jade deducted!]
[Heaven and Earth suppression removal in progress! Host must strictly imitate the following actions!]
[Attention! Actions must be strictly executed! Any errors or refusal to execute may result in failure to remove suppression! Consequences are your own responsibility!]
Several very relaxed, animated GIFs of human figures appeared in Chen Huaian's mind along with the system's prompts.
Chen Huaian looked at those utterly mocking poses and twitched the corner of his mouth.
Seriously...
Removing heaven and earth suppression requires striking a pose?
Are you sure this isn't adding fuel to the fire, making the already furious Taishang Laojun and the Immortals of Lingxiao blow their top?
But adhering to the principle of getting what you pay for.
He chose to trust the Electronic Girlfriend System this once.
After all, looking at that blood-red warning page, clearly the Electronic Girlfriend System was also in a hurry.
They prospered together and perished together.
Thus, under the gaze of the Immortals of Lingxiao, within Taishang Laojun's Heavenly Eye, Chen Huaian suddenly turned, thrust out his chest, stuck out his rear, and struck an alluring pose.
The moment they saw this pose.
The Immortals were dumbfounded, and Taishang Laojun was also dumbfounded.
What did this mean?
Inviting the gentleman into the jar?
For a moment, they didn't even react to the fact that Chen Huaian could still move within Taishang Laojun's Great Formation!
Meanwhile, a melody began playing in Chen Huaian's mind.
[Ah-ha~ listen boy~]
[my first love story~]
[Oh-woo-oh, oh-woo-oh, oh-yeah~]
...:
It was Girls' Generation's "Gee," and Chen Huaian began dancing to this rhythm. In his field of vision, it was a dance game interface; he just needed to follow the prompts and perform the corresponding moves.
He was an Immortal now.
Weren't these moves child's play?
Even though he had never danced before, he could perform more precisely than those celebrities.
Gradually, the music grew louder.
Resounding throughout the entire Nine Heavens!
All the Immortals stared dumbfounded at Chen Huaian passionately dancing within Taishang Laojun's Great Formation.
...
Simultaneously.
Cangyun Realm, Upper Realm.
The Giant Golden Eyeball blinked, as if seeing something that hurt the eyes, then slowly floated back beside White Sword.
"How's the situation?" White Sword asked.
The Giant Eyeball trembled, then projected an image before White Sword's eyes.
It showed a massive stage, the audience seats below packed, with Chen Huaian passionately dancing on stage. Meanwhile, the woman who had been playing with Chen Huaian on a yacht earlier was dancing as his partner.
To be honest.
Everyone was dancing quite well.
But...
This was a feminine dance.
Put on Chen Huaian, combined with his soul-stirring expression, it was a bit too eye-catching.
White Sword frowned, disdainfully waving his hand.
Signaling the Giant Golden Eyeball to move away from him and turn off the image.
"Clearly all are one of the Three Corpses, this Venerable One has spent his entire life striving to break through realms. The middle corpse, though lacking much consciousness, has been diligent and earnest, fulfilling the role a bridge should have. Only this lower corpse...
Is the influence of worldly desires on him so great?
Boring, pathetic!"
White Sword rubbed his temples.
At this moment, he actually felt a twinge of embarrassment.
Three Corpses reunion. Just thinking about merging with such a lower corpse, he couldn't help but feel some resistance.
However, having the Heavenly Dao's Eye investigate did confirm one thing.
— Everything over at Earth Star was normal.
At least Chen Huaian was normal.
As for why Spiritual Energy was pouring back to charge the Origin Core, accelerating the speed of fusion between the two realms, he could only attribute it to the Divine System on Earth Star's side perhaps doing something. They might have already discovered the Cangyun Realm fusing over.
And perhaps they also wanted to see the two worlds fuse quickly.
That way, the Immortals and deities of Earth Star could plunder the resources of Cangyun Realm.
"Perhaps these Immortals and deities of Earth Star already see my Cangyun Realm as a dish on their plate?"
White Sword sneered.
A bunch of useless rabble.
Who is whose dish? We'll see!
The urgent task now was to prepare enough soldiers before the great battle.
With this thought, he directly transmitted a message to Real Person Jade Compassion in the Lower Realm: "Stop wasting time with all these rules and regulations, just test their aptitude, strength, and mental state directly.
As long as their mental state and aptitude are sufficient, I will directly impart power to them, making them ascend!
If their aptitude isn't enough, then have them become Body Cultivators, at least they can become Quasi-Immortals!"
Real Person Jade Compassion, who had just descended to the mortal realm and hadn't even reached the Ascension Platform yet, twitched the corner of her mouth.
"Won't pulling up seedlings to help them grow like this be rather bad? Even if we make them Immortals, so what? They won't be able to display the strength an Immortal should have... Wouldn't it be better to be steadier, slower..."
"Too much talk." White Sword snorted coldly. "I naturally have a way. You just do as I say."
Real Person Jade Compassion was speechless.
Under someone else's roof, one must bow their head.
Even though she felt White Sword's methods were unreliable, she could only grit her teeth and do it.
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