I'm In Seireitei Only Want To Work From Nine To Five

Chapter 129: The Heartbreaking Moment Of All Captains!

"Hey, take them all away!"

When Duke spoke, he also threw Sui-Feng over his shoulder.

When Sui-Feng landed on Duke's shoulder, Matsumoto Rangiku clicked his tongue: "You bastard, don't you still have an empty shoulder?"

"Why do you want to be stacked with me?"

Matsumoto Rangiku, who had a Sui-Feng on his body, complained a lot. It was uncomfortable to be carried on Duke's shoulders, but this bastard was still messing with his feet. Now there is another one on top, which makes it even more uncomfortable.

"Shut up, Taiko can't talk!"

Duke slapped it out. Matsumoto Rangiku gritted his teeth and endured it, but after the slap, he suddenly realized that he didn't feel any pain. Duke said at this time, "Ah [国家

!"

"Forget it, give me another slap!"

The voice fell, and Matsumoto Rangiku was slapped again.

"Then who's going to stop me next?"

Duke stood on the roof of a certain house, stepping on the tiles under his feet, while thinking secretly in his heart.

"The three captains, Hitsugaya Tōshirō, Zaraki Kenpachi, and Sui-Feng, have been unable to recover. The first two are probably still looking for their own Zanpakutō while they are still mobilizing their manpower."

"In other words, the next thing I have to face is ten captains including Yamamoto Motoyanagi Shigekuni, the chief captain.

"Speaking of which, how did old man Yamamoto do things? Before I disappeared, I had already reminded him. Why does it feel like it's useless?"

The first team, the captain Li Gong's room.

Even though he is very old, Yamamoto Genryūsai, who is kneeling on the ground with his neck straight and relaxed, is holding a paintbrush and painting on a scroll in front of him.

Boom boom boom!

At the same time as the knock on the door sounded, Yamamoto Motoyanagi Shigekuni also said calmly: "Come in!" 457 "Captain!"

Chong Yayuanshiro walked into the office, and said to Yamamoto Genryūsai who was sitting in his seat: "The thieves have infiltrated the Jingling Court, and now the captains of all teams have already dispatched."

"Um.

Yamamoto Genryūsai nodded, and all the captains dispatched together for a thief. Although it sounds a bit overkill, it should be fine.

Yamamoto Genryūsai still believed in the captains of his various teams.

But immediately Chongya Genshiro continued: "But now the captain of the 10th squad, Hitsugaya Tōshirō, and the captain of the 11th squad, Zaraki Kenpachi, and Sui-Feng, the captain of the native squad, have all failed in the interception.

Among them, the Zanpakutō of the two captains, Hitsugaya Tōshirō and Zaraki Kenpachi, were taken away by thieves.

Hearing this, Yamamoto Genryūsai stopped his paintbrush, turned to look at Genshiro Okiga, "Inform Kyoraku Shunsui, let him take someone to intercept immediately, and I will set off immediately!"

"Yes, Captain Chen!"

Seireitei, Warehouse Street.

"Hey, hey, don't you guys have work early in the morning?"

Duke was on the warehouse street, looking helplessly at the several captains and vice-captains who surrounded him.

"Why are you running over to block me?"

"We also really want to go to work quickly, but the premise is to catch you first!"

Kyoraku Shunsui lowered the cape on his head, and the other captains around him also stared at Duke indifferently.

"It's not good for you to skip work during working hours like this. This is irresponsible for your own work. Listen to me and go back to your post quickly. Go, go!"

Duke looked like I was doing my best for you, and earnestly taught the captains in front of him.

"Since you are so considerate of us, why don't you just catch him?"

Hirako Shinji hid his hands in his haori sleeve robe, Duke nodded immediately after hearing the sound, "You're right, I can't trouble everyone, so I understand what I should do 3!"

While Duke was speaking, he also put down Matsumoto Rangiku and Sui-Feng who were on the shoulders together.

After Matsumoto Rangiku and Sui-Feng landed, it was still Matsumoto Rangiku who was crushed by the unconscious Sui-Feng below.

"Okay, in order not to cause trouble to everyone, I will take the initiative!"

Duke stretched out his hands, looking like he was trying to catch him.

"Come and put someone in shackles!"

Seeing Duke's straightforward appearance, all the captains exchanged glances with each other.

"In this case, we are not polite."

While Kyoraku Shunsui was speaking, he also took the shackles from the team member who had just arrived from the side, and walked towards Duke. Duke still stretched his hands forward and bowed his head.

Seems to have given up struggling.

While Kyoraku Shunsui, who was holding the shackles with both hands, stared at Duke, the rest of the captain and deputy pressed on the handles of the swords around their waists.

Once Duke has any changes, he will take action immediately and kill him on the spot.

Dang clang, clang clang, clang clang.....

As the chains of the shackles swayed as Kyoraku Shunsui stepped forward, he also shackled the shackles directly on Duke's legs.

After Kyoraku Shunsui saw that the Kidō spell on the surface of the shackles had taken effect, his fear of Duke weakened a little.

Seeing this scene, the rest of the captains also breathed a sigh of relief.

It can be next second.

Duke reached forward with his shackled hands and grabbed Kyoraku Shunsui's lapel.

"Black Hand!!"

This sudden scene made all the captains around tremble, and Kyoraku Shunsui, who was grabbed by Duke, also squinted his eyes and smiled: "You have been shackled by traits, how many thousands can you mobilize now?"

"The shackles that hold you are specially made for captain-level existences. Once locked, neither Lingzi nor Reiatsu can be used!"

"You'd better get caught now!"

"Who said you can't fight back if you are locked in special shackles?"

While Duke was speaking, Kyoraku Shunsui felt dizzy, and at the same time, all the captains around were also watching in astonishment. Duke made a beautiful throw and pushed Kyoraku Shunsui to the ground

"Sorry, among the four ways of chopping fists and walking ghosts, my White Hits kung fu is said to be second, but no one in the entire Soul Society dares to say number one in front of me!"

"It's very breathy!"

Even being pushed to the ground by (cicc) Duke, Kyoraku Shunsui remained calm, without a trace of panic.

"Under such circumstances, you can still be calm, and you deserve to be the candidate for the next captain.

So the leader of the Beijing band, I want to ask you, what happened to the book you hid in the dark compartment behind the mural in your office?"

While Duke was speaking, there was a different kind of smile on his face.

Kyoraku Shunsui's originally calm face showed a little sweat at this moment, "What are you talking about?"

"I said!" Duke looked at Nanao Ise who was not far away, "What's the matter with the little pornographic book that you hid in the dark compartment on the wall of your office without telling your adjutant!

Nanao Ise didn't pay attention at first, but upon hearing what Duke said, she immediately pushed her glasses, and said coldly, "Please speak clearly!"

"Oh, it's the little dirty book someone asked Urahara Kisuke to bring in from this world!"

"I think there are at least twenty or thirty books!"

"Besides the secret compartment in your office, under a certain floor in the attic where you usually like to rest..."

Before Duke finished speaking, Kyoraku Shunsui tried to cover his mouth.

"Captain of the Beijing Orchestra, after today's matter is over, I would like you to have a good talk with me about this matter!"

Ise Nanao raised her head indifferently, and when she was talking, she looked at Kyoraku Shunsui like she was looking at a bug.

"Xiao Qixu, listen to my explanation, he is slandering me, he is slandering me!"

Kyoraku Shunsui was in a very awkward situation at the moment, and the eyes of the other captains looking at Kyoraku Shunsui also changed a bit.

Oh, I didn't expect you to be such a person secretly.

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have?"

"What's wrong with the man having his own little hobby in private?"

While Kyoraku Shunsui yelled at the people around him, Duke also took advantage of the situation: "Yes, for example, Captain Hirako Shinji is worrying about his hair loss recently!"

"how do you know!"

Hirako Shinji's complexion changed, and as he stepped back, he also realized that he had said the wrong thing. Duke also laughed and said: "Although you are taking care of it carefully, you are still losing your hair, aren't you?"

"By the way, there are also those slightly pervert outfits in your collection. I remember that you still like to dress yourself in your own home and admire yourself in the mirror on weekdays!"

"you!!"

Hirako Shinji, who usually didn't see any surprises, took two steps back at this moment, and Duke looked at Komamura Sajin at the side again.

"By the way, there is also Captain Bo Village!"

At this moment, Duke took aim at Captain Big Gouzi again.

"What do you want to say?"

Captain Big Gouzi said in a lingering manner: "This old man wants to do it right, and he does it right. I'm not afraid of your slander!"

"Oh, then who is the one who is worried that the pet toiletries purchased from the present world can't be used after he has become a human?"

As soon as Duke's words came out, Komamura Sajin's face turned red, and he immediately explained in a stumbling manner: "Old man, old man.....Werewolves....Can that be called distress|?"

"I'm just trying not to waste it, that's right!" Komamura Sajin crossed his arms and looked extremely proud, but the blush on his face was a bit obvious.

"Oh, so it's not you who stole the dog food?"

As soon as Duke said this, the eyes of the other captains looking at Captain Bocun changed.

Co-author Tomura Sajin still has this hobby in private!

"I just.....I just...."

"Okay, okay, you first think about how you want to be cunning!"

Duke turned his spear again and looked at Byakuya Kuchiki. Byakuya Kuchiki didn't show much to Duke's gaze.

Duke immediately withdrew his gaze, "Forget it, Captain Kuchiki has nothing to say except that he is a wife and sister!"

"I killed you!!"

Byakuya Kuchiki's eyes immediately became terrified, and he was about to pull out Senbonzakura from his waist, and the rest of the captains also drew their knives.

I can't let this kid go on talking anymore, if I let him go on talking, everyone's private hobbies will be exposed.

"What are you doing, Tashiro?"

Duke looked at the people who were at war with swords, and said angrily: "If you disagree with me, draw your sword, you guys, your quality is really low!"

"Can't we continue talking?"

"I still have a lot of dark history here, such as Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Jūshirō Ukitake, Zaraki Kenpachi, Hitsugaya pictures..."

"To shut up!"

All the captains shouted in unison, "How can Jingling Court let you mess around!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, you agree!"

.....This chapter will be a little more spoof and funny....