Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

Chapter 526: From Crosstalk to Martial Arts Tournament



Chapter 526: From Crosstalk to Martial Arts Tournament

"Did you see it? Did you see it all?"

"If I hadn't acted as a human bulletproof vest to help Qin Feng block those deadly bullets, whether we could have won in the end would have been uncertain!"

Inside the base, Long Tianye pointed to a large red patch on his butt and said proudly.

The students watching saw that his buttocks were red, as if he had hemorrhoids and was bleeding heavily.

They nodded their heads in approval and praised.

"Brother Ye, you are worthy of being Brother Ye, your style is wild!"

"You actually thought of sacrificing yourself to protect Brother Feng and secure the greatest victory for the team. The brothers are truly in awe of you!"

"Please forgive my intrusion, but could we please get closer and take a closer look at these battle damages, and see if we can understand the spirit of selfless dedication you displayed back then?"

"These pieces are not just the injuries you've suffered, but also your medals of honor and the motivation for learning and progress!"

The corner of Long Tianye's mouth became harder to suppress than AK.

He stuck his butt out and proudly showed off the damage on his body.

At the same time, he was also bragging and exaggerating his performance in battle.

But as the saying goes, there is always a phoenix chick beside the sleeping dragon.

Right next to him, Li Jiasheng was standing on a stool, also blowing loudly.

As a comrade-in-arms and brother who has been with Qin Feng all the way, he has much more bragging materials and experience than Long Tianye.

"At that time, it was actually me who came up with the plan to unite everyone and make them point their guns outward!"

"Have you heard the story of Tian Ji's horse race? Even if you haven't heard this? My strategy is to use our inferior horses to besiege the enemy's superior horses. No matter how powerful those veterans are, how strong can they be?"

"As the saying goes, two fists are no match for four hands, let alone eight or twelve hands!"

"Under my call, the battles of the next few days can be described as a hundred flowers blooming, a hundred schools of thought contending, a hundred boats vying for the stream, and a hundred twists and turns!"

"...You may not know what happened later. At that time, there were only four or five of us left fighting: me, Qin Feng, Lao Zhao, and Xiao Longren..."

"Right, right, right. We were the only ones left at the time. You have no idea how treacherous the battlefield was! It was fraught with difficulties, and there was no chance of survival!"

When Long Tianye heard Li Jiasheng mention him, although he was dissatisfied with the nickname of "little dragon man", he immediately joined in.

Then, the scene changed from two stand-up comedians to a duet crosstalk.

One is responsible for the funny part, and the other is responsible for the supporting part.

Li Jiasheng was responsible for exaggerating his boasts, while Long Tianye was responsible for creating the atmosphere.

"You don't know, when we faced that Deputy Captain Liu, considering that he was a lesbian, no one could bring themselves to attack him!"

"Really? That's not going to be easy!"

"Who says it's not?"

"So what happened next?"

Long Tianye’s supporting role is quite outstanding.

Not only the trainee soldiers, but also some veterans nearby were attracted.

This base is not only used by the Dragon Claw Team, but also by other members of the Sword Special Forces.

Although, they knew in their hearts that Huang Zhixiang and Liu Yan suffered a great loss during training.

But everyone is still very curious about how this loss was incurred.

It just so happened that there were two people showing off here, so they all gathered around them.

At this moment, when the topic was getting exciting, Li Jiasheng took a tactical pause, which made everyone scratch their heads in anxiety.

Li Jiasheng is familiar with online novels, and is particularly familiar with an author named Hammerhead, so he is well versed in the art of writing stucks.

He cleared his throat tactically, pretending to feel sore, and someone immediately brought him a cup of hot tea.

After taking a sip to moisten his throat, he told the subsequent story.

"Later, Qin Feng finally listened to my advice. I told him that on the battlefield, there is no distinction between men and women, only the living and the dead!"

"Training is about actual combat. How can you let your guard down just because the other person is a weak woman? How is that any different from a dog licker?"

"Even gentlemanly demeanor cannot be displayed on the battlefield! A man must be strong, fierce, ruthless, and indestructible!"

"So, under my influence and guidance, he learned from his mistakes and finally overcame all difficulties. He let go of his hands and feet, and attacked the two enemies with all his might..."

Before Li Jiasheng could finish his story, a fist hit him in the face.

This punch was like opening a soy sauce shop on his face.

Sour, spicy and salty, all rolled out.

Li Jiasheng covered his bleeding nose and felt dizzy.

Before he could figure out what was going on, he was grabbed and beaten on the head.

The one who beat people was the furious deputy captain Liu Yan.

Originally, they were already furious enough hearing these guys bragging about their achievements and accomplishments.

But reason made her restrain herself and she was unwilling to argue with these little cream cookies.

But later on, he kept talking more and more outrageously, even bringing himself into the picture.

How could I possibly tolerate her violent temper?

"Stop fighting, stop fighting!"

Long Tianye was startled and wanted to come up and stop the fight.

Liu Yan turned around and kicked him between the legs, sending him to join Huang Zhixiang.

Then, people from both sides joined in and the scene quickly became chaotic.

For the cadet soldiers, they have won once and have become demystified by the special forces warriors. They feel that you are no better than them.

As for the special forces veterans, a quail that hasn't even grown all its feathers yet dares to cause trouble. Do you really think you are capable enough to help him?

Both sides were feeling dissatisfied, so the original storytelling scene turned directly into a martial arts competition.

Zhao Pengfei wanted to stop it, but no one listened to him.

He wanted to rescue Li Jiasheng, but Liu Yan was not a pushover either.

In the chaos, he even got punched and it hurt a lot.

Then he had no choice but to run to find Qin Feng.

At this time, only Qin Feng could calm the situation and quell the chaos.

Soon, Qin Feng, Huang Zhixiang and the team leader, who received the news, hurried to the scene.

Looking at the chaotic scene in front of them, the three of them had twitching eyes and their faces looked a little unhappy.

But what was rare was that none of the three of them called for a stop, they just stood by and watched.

Zhao Pengfei covered the bruise at the corner of his mouth and stamped his feet anxiously: "Qin Feng, stop them quickly. If they keep fighting like this, something bad will happen!"

Qin Feng did not answer, but turned his gaze to Liu Yan who was slapping someone in the face in the chaos.

At this time, Liu Yan was like a living devil, suppressing Long Tianye with his butt, and grabbing the bruised and swollen Li Jiasheng and slapping him hard.

While smoking, he cursed: "Tell me, don't you like to tell me? Why don't you tell me? Keep telling me. Tell them how I was defeated and how I was shot."

Li Jiasheng was beaten so hard that tears came to his eyes: "I was wrong, aunt, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again..."

Qin Feng already understood what was going on.

It must be Li Jiasheng, the big mouth, who talks nonsense everywhere.

It's good to get a beating, so that he won't get too carried away.

Qin Feng put his fist to his mouth and coughed tactically.

"Well, I'm a little hungry. I'll go see if the food in the cafeteria is ready."

"Well, I'll go with you."

Huang Zhixiang also turned around and left, showing no intention of caring at all.

Because his people had the upper hand and basically did not suffer any losses.

It was said to be a mutual fight, but to be more precise, it was the student soldiers who were beaten unilaterally.

The physical fitness and strength of the special forces are definitely not comparable to those of this group of military academy cadets. One of them can easily beat three or four people.

His people are holding a grudge, so it would be nice to beat them up and vent their anger.

Seeing that neither of them wanted to intervene, the captain simply pretended not to see anything and treated it as a practical combat training.

Anyway, the special forces don’t have anything else, but they have enough medicine for bruises and wounds.

"Is there a roasted wild boar today?"

"Yes, Captain Huang brought it back!"

"Let's go, let's take a look together!"

All three of them left, as if they had never been there.

Only Zhao Pengfei was left standing there, bewildered and at a loss...


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