Bengtie: The daily life of a retired star god

Chapter 138 Shu Shu: Do you want to be a nanny for my child? The kind that pays well.

"You haven't left yet?"

Black Tower Mechanical You said as you turned to look at Shu Shu who was smiling behind him.

"Ah, I just suddenly remembered that I forgot to tell you guys something, so I came over to remind you and I overheard your conversation by accident~"

Shu Shu's words gave Heita goosebumps.

"Sir, just tell me what you want to tell us..."

Heita said with almost a forced smile.

"Ah, I just want to tell you that I will hold a hundred-day banquet for my daughter in Luofu Fairy Boat tomorrow." (At this moment, one day has passed, and the day after tomorrow has become tomorrow...)

Shu Shu said as if he had thought of something and added.

"Not only my daughter, but also Aha's daughter will hold a hundred-day celebration tomorrow..."

"Aha left suddenly just now because he wanted to prepare some things for his daughter. I guess he went to rob the Interstellar Peace Company again..."

Black Tower, Screw Gumm: ^{?▃?}^

No, how could a dignified star god go robbing?

No, your brain...

Uh... that doesn't seem right. Anyone who says that a person can become a star god is sick.

Especially the [Joy] Star God Aha, he is completely a god of fun. As long as this god of fun feels that something is interesting, he will do it.

Once, their genius club was almost invaded by a bug, mainly because at that time [Joy] Aha wanted to create a mentally retarded person who could join the genius club.

So Aha injected almost 90% of his destiny power into the insect's body, making the insect a messenger.

With the enormous power of destiny, the bug almost entered the genius club.

If it wasn't for the [Wisdom] Master Boshi, who, after seeing the bug, felt the [Joy] destiny power in the bug's body and therefore rejected the bug's joining, otherwise a bug would have really sneaked into their genius club.

……

Think about the ridiculous things that Star God [Joy] has done.

For example, blowing up a planet and half of the Star God's Star Train.

During the Zerg War, he ambushed Taiyi of Order, causing him to be devoured by Hippie of Harmony.

Recently, [Joy] and [Concept] attacked the bases of [Evil] and [Harmony] respectively, which led to a war between [Evil] and [Harmony]. When both sides were defeated, they shouted "for the justice of the universe" and killed one of the two star gods and seriously injured the other.

Shu Shu directly solved the [Evil] Natural Disaster, while the [Harmony] Xi Pei that Ah Ha was in charge of was seriously injured and is still recovering in his base camp, Pinoconi...

Now that I think about it, it seems that it is not impossible for Aha to rob the Interstellar Peace Company.

After all, even a god of fun who is still looking for fun in the universe can do such a thing as beating a star god so badly that he is still recovering from his injuries. So what's wrong with robbing a group that is making money in the universe under the name of a crazy star god who only knows how to build walls?

Their master wouldn't do anything anyway, and by handing over a little bit of goods, they could gain the favor of a star god, which was considered a relatively cost-effective deal.

I guess the Interstellar Peace Company would be happy to see this kind of thing...

……

"Heita, are we going to attend the Hundred Days Banquet of this Star God?"

ScrewGum asked with some confusion.

"Do you think there's any chance that the two of us could refuse?"

Black Tower rolled his eyes at the iron-headed guy next to him and said.

"Since they have told us, it is clear that they want us to go there. When they say this, there is no way for us to refuse. We have to go..."

"That's true. According to what that gentleman said, we should prepare a piece of equipment with very strong protective capabilities for his daughter..."

Heita nodded.

"That's true, but it's okay. I just happened to have developed two pieces of equipment with strong protective capabilities during this period. Hmm... when we go there, should we invite Ruan Mei along?"

Heita asked with some confusion.

"Should we invite Ruan Mei?"

ScrewGum said after thinking for a while.

"Ruan Mei has been obsessed with studying the life structure of the Star God. Perhaps the offspring of the Star God will attract her attention... But... aren't you afraid that your suggestion will put the Genius Club in crisis?"

"Of course I thought of that..."

Heita nodded.

"But what if Ruan Mei went there not for research but to be a nanny?"

"Based on what you said, Heita... Conclusion: This plan has a high chance of success, but we must also pay attention to variables outside the plan..."

ScrewGum said after using his brain's computing power to calculate for a while.

"Don't worry. Ruan Mei is a crazy life scientist who spent a long time training a breeding emissary just to study the Star God."

Heita smiled and said.

"I believe that after Ruan Mei knows that she can be the nanny of the Star God's offspring, she will definitely agree to this responsibility very readily. After all, the growth of the Star God's offspring is also a part of life science, right?"

"Well, that's true... and I'd rather use a free babysitter than lose it, right?"

Shu Shu nodded and said.

“Hehe, you think so too, right? In general… [Concept] Star God…”

When Heita heard someone next to her agree with her plan, she was about to express it proudly, but she suddenly reacted.

The one next to him is the [Concept] Star God.

"Sir... could you please not appear next to me so suddenly? You're making me a little scared..."

Heita said with a sad face.

"Ah~ I just thought it was interesting, so I just listened beside you. I agree that Ruan Mei will be the nanny for my family and Aha's children..."

Shu Shu nodded and said, then he patted Ruan Mei, whom he happened to find in a spaceship that happened to explode when he was going out.

Well, everything is such a coincidence...

"Ruan Mei, what do you think about being the nanny for my child? If you agree, we can sign a contract. After signing the contract, you will be responsible for taking care of our child..."

After thinking for a while, Shu Shu mentioned Screw Gumu and another reward that Heita almost envied.

"If you take good care of it, Ah Ha and I can let you study it some time. Of course, there's no guarantee that you'll be able to come up with anything..."