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Chapter 282 Star-Lord's Lucky Day
Chapter 282 Star-Lord's Lucky Day
Xingjue is definitely not famous. The only person in the universe who thinks Xingjue is famous is probably himself.But even the most unknown people will have their own social circle, and Xingjue is no exception.He was raised by interstellar pirates, and he is a standard lawbreaker.So who will be the most in the social circle of offenders?
Of course the police!
Just like light and darkness will be entangled with each other, Tom and Jerry will fall in love and kill each other, the most familiar person of Star-Lord is definitely the police.The Nova Empire has the most sound laws in the universe, and of course the largest police force in the universe, because in this way it can catch the most criminals in the universe.
And the female archon is the biggest police chief in the universe!
Of course she had heard of Xingjue's name, and even Xingjue's verdict was signed by her.It doesn't matter if she's a virgin or a whore, but she's absolutely serious about the law.She would go through the files of every prisoner captured by the Nova Empire one by one. For this reason, she only slept for four hours a day. Time was more precious to her than gold, so she questioned the meaningless waiting before.
Star Lord is an Earthling?
This is not scientific!
The female consul recalled Xingjue's dossier, shook her head and said: "The New Star Empire did imprison a prisoner named Xingjue, but he was charged with arranging a crowd to fight in a public place and destroying public property. We are still searching for him. There are several prohibited weapons clearly stipulated by the Nova Empire, each of which is the latest model in recent years. With all due respect, those weapons contain extremely high technological content, and it is impossible for earth civilization and earth people to obtain them, let alone He may be able to manipulate as skillfully as he does. So you say that Star-Lord is from Earth, and I have serious doubts about that!"
The fire-proof girl lazily told her about Xingjue's life experience again, and she said straightforwardly: "What I say doesn't count, and what you say doesn't count, so let's rely on evidence. You must be sure about the genetic map of the people on earth." Yes, wouldn't it be good to compare two tubes of Xingjue's blood?"
This method was impeccable, and the female consul couldn't fault it, so she immediately made an interstellar long-distance call to Colin Space Prison to explain.At that time, Xingjue was in the restaurant discussing with the cosmic raccoons about escaping from the prison. Two rough prison guards dragged him away with an electric shock baton without saying a word.The little raccoons were terrified, thinking that their plot had been exposed, so they didn't dare to act rashly, and the escape plan was directly stranded.
Alien technology, shocking!
Such a simple thing as gene comparison is not difficult for the alien uncle. Blood draw, laboratory tests, and harassment of the new female colleague, and then there is a ding, and a fresh report is released.
Xingjue: "What's the matter with that ding sound? It sounds like the microwave oven I used when I was a child. What, what is a microwave oven? Microwave ovens are too outdated if you don't even know about them. A super weapon that burns a planet! I warn you, even if I am a prisoner, I have human rights. You can’t enter my body with thin and long things without my consent. I will defend my dignity. Even if you risk your life..."
also what?Before he finished speaking, Xingjue was troubled by the electric shock baton again, lying on the ground shaking wildly while spitting.
This is Colin Space Prison. It is famous not because it is built on a natural satellite, but because no one can escape from the prison here. It has to be entwined, Star-Lord is like this, and Gamora is naturally no exception.
So what about Thanos' goddaughter?You are also numb when you are electric!
In the original plot, Gamora lived in Colin Space Prison for two days and escaped with the little raccoons. Except for being blocked in the toilet on the first night, he did not suffer much.
But now because of the appearance of the fire-proof girl, Xingjue is given special care, and even the daring little raccoon, who is a master of art, has to be honest and peaceful for a while, and the escape plan naturally falls through.
Now Xingjue is taken away and held alone, and no one comes to save the beauty. Gamora was beaten up by the prisoners that night, and Thanos couldn't recognize her when he came.
Gamora in the movie universe is not like the prestige of the strongest assassin in the universe in the comics. She is very strong, but her strength is limited.All the villains and thugs in Colin Space Prison are imprisoned, all of them are talents, PVPPPPPP is simply not too beautiful, no matter how long the blood bar is, Gamora is hard to beat with two fists.
If it weren't for Douglas the Destroyer, who wanted to continue to torture Gamora and prevent the prisoners from committing killers, the goddaughter of Thanos would have been cold that night.As long as the Destroyer doesn't want to forcefully add drama, Thanos loses the one he loves, and he won't be able to exchange for the soul gem, and if he doesn't get all six infinity gems, Director Mie won't be able to snap his fingers. The catastrophe was resolved invisibly.
Therefore, it is the greatest virtue in the universe not to push if you can do it!
Leaving aside the matter of Colin Space Prison over there, the female consul here was extremely surprised after receiving the report: "Star-Lord actually has earth blood! But it is from the matrilineal side, and his father's gene I have previously It has never been seen before, and it seems to contain incomparably huge energy."
Nonsense, can it not be huge?His father is the living planet Ego!
But now is not the time to reveal the mystery, the Fireproof Woman said: "Now that the result is out, the matter is much simpler. Your Excellency the Consul, since Xingjue is a person on Earth, he should be judged by the laws of the Earth. We hope that Initiate the extradition process and take Peter Quill back to Earth. Of course, we promise that we will give the Nova Empire an explanation and give him the punishment he deserves according to the laws of Earth!"
To be honest, except for the laws of the Nova Empire in the entire universe, the laws of other civilizations are scum in the eyes of the female archon.But the female consul is not just a judge, she is a politician.What she values is not only the majesty of the law, but also the ubiquitous political interests.
As I said earlier, the Nova Empire is just like the great beauty on Earth. It promotes their system throughout the universe, and creates opportunities to promote it when there is no chance. The reason for the refusal.
Whether there are extradition regulations between Earth and the Nova Empire is just a small issue. It doesn’t matter whether Star-Lord is a heinous crime. The female archon values this contact with Earth more. The system of the Nova Empire, even using the earth as a springboard, eventually extended the system to Asgard!
Just like a coin has two sides, while the earth is blessed by Asgard, it will also be implicated by Asgard.
The female archon's calculations are very loud. The Nova Empire and the Cree Empire are actually the same. They both want to unify the universe, but the Kree Empire is taking the route of military expansion, while the Nova Empire is taking the route of cultural invasion.And the first step of cultural invasion is to unify ideology, otherwise there will be a bunch of sex critics on the earth, and a bunch of homosexuals in the Nova Empire, all with different aesthetics, culture invasion is a fart, if you don't fight, you will be burned Bar!
If you want to play Culture Invasion, you must unify your ideology, which is why Nova Empire vigorously promotes their system. After all, they are all people living under the same system, and their ideology is naturally unified.
But this is not because people have changed their ideology, but that people with non-mainstream ideologies have been eliminated.
Brutal, but effective.
But it's not the citizens of the Nova Empire who are suffering, and the female consul doesn't need to care about their lives!
Therefore, for the great cause of the nation, the female consul thought for a second before agreeing to the extradition application made by the fire prevention woman.
Move your mouth at the top, and break your legs at the bottom.
As soon as the fire-proof woman and the female consul got into a verbal fight, Kelin Prison became a mess.
This was the first time that a prisoner was released early in Kelin Prison. The reports to be written and the forms to be filled in were one after another, which was worse than that of senior high school students.The Supreme Council of the Nova Empire was not without objections to the female consul's decision, but they all died down in front of the word Asgard.
Earth is second, but this is the best chance to "invade" Asgard in hundreds of years.In the face of this huge temptation, all discordant voices must disappear.The political significance of this is not just as simple as expanding the power of the Nova Empire, but also has the element of competing with the Cree Empire.
Although the two empires have ceased fighting, it is impossible to change the oil immediately. They just changed from the superficial battle to the secret battle.Just like the cold war between the United States and the Soviet Union directly led to the space race on Earth, Asgard has also become the moon in the hearts of the two empires. Whoever eats this big brother first will be the well-deserved NO.1 in the universe today!
Under this kind of stimulation, the Nova Empire felt as if it had been beaten with chicken blood, and all departments gave the green light, and various application instructions were responded in seconds.So although the Colin Prison was chaotic, the whole process went extremely fast.
Xingjue was still in a coma after being electrocuted, and the five big and three rough prison guards poked him with an electric baton again, directly waking Xingjue up.
"I really want to complain! I'm not joking, I absolutely want to complain, I'm going to sue you until you don't even have a pair of pants left!" Xingjue knelt on the ground, leaking urine while uttering harsh words. Not so bad.
Let me not even have a pair of pants left?
The prison guard shook his face and grinned grimly, then came up holding the electric baton.
"Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, just treat me like a fart!"
"Fuck!"
"Ow!!!"
Now Xingjue was leaking urine and spitting from his mouth, and passed out gorgeously again.
"Why did you stun him again?" Another prison guard dissatisfied: "He smells like urine, are you resisting him from going out? Wake him up!"
"Oh!" The prison guard with a swollen face replied honestly, picked up the electric baton and poked Xingjue again.
Another prison guard was going crazy: "Don't call him back and forth, what if he gets a brain tumor?"
Although the words were spoken, it was obviously too late.The electric baton still poked Xingjue, causing the lucky boy to wake up again with a creak.
This time Xingjue didn't say harsh words, but said with snot and tears: "Does any of you have toilet paper? I seem to have pulled my pants. Well, give me a new prison uniform, this time Quantity is no longer a problem that toilet paper can solve!"
The two prison guards didn't pay any attention to this, and Chao Xingjue walked over with fierce eyes, but he couldn't scare the unlucky boy.
He quickly shouted: "Don't be impulsive, two big brothers, I don't want to do this either, all of this is force majeure! You should understand that the sphincter is really helpless in the face of electric current!"
But the imaginary atrocities did not come, the two prison guards just set up Xingjue and dragged him to the bathroom.
Xingjue was dumbfounded: "Where are you taking me? What happened?"
A prison guard said with a smile: "Boy, today is your lucky day. You have been released after serving your sentence!"
"Is it a lucky day to poop in your crotch? Brother, your understanding of luck is a bit strange!"
But the two prison guards obviously had no intention of explaining. They threw Xingjue into the bathroom, and shot it with a swipe of the water gun.
Now that the matter has come to this point, Xingjue has no choice but to accept it.After all, life is like rape, you can't resist it, so you can only enjoy it.What's more, he still has a pile of poop in his pants!
Well, the water is already boiling, so let's take a shower, after all, washing is healthier.
Xingjue took off his clothes three times, five times and two times, and rubbed violently at the water gun, especially the second half of the body, which was paid more attention to.
After washing, Xing-jue took back his original clothes. As soon as the little red leather jacket was put on, that handsome and handsome Xing-jue came back...at least he thought he was handsome and handsome.
In addition to clothes, there are also items, as small as the cosmic spirit ball carrying the power gem, as large as the SONY Walkman that his mother gave him before his death, and Kelin Prison returned them all to him.It wasn't until this time that Xingjue was extremely surprised to find that he was really going to let him go.
"But, why?" Xingjue was confused.
The warden is an educated person, no more upright than the five big and three rough prison guards. When faced with a problem, he just opened his mouth: "You are from Earth, right? Your home star government has submitted an extradition application to the Nova Empire, so you will be extradited back to the Nova Empire." Earth, judge according to the laws of the earth. Young man, you have a great government, he has done a lot for you, you must keep this kindness in mind, never forget the heart of gratitude, reform in the earth prison, and strive for an early recovery Be a man!"
Earth government?
Star Lord was stunned.
I was a nine-year-old brat when I was kidnapped by that bastard Yondu. Does the earth government know which green onion I am?
To be honest, Xingjue, who has been far away from his hometown for a long time, is very kind when he hears the word Earth. Yondu has taught him a lot of useful knowledge. Flying a spaceship is trivial, and jumping through time and space is also a drizzle. He is fully capable of returning to Earth. Earth, but he didn't.
why?
Because he wanted to keep a glimmer of hope.
Back then, his mother had a late-stage brain tumor. Before she died, she called him to the bedside and gave him a nine-year-old birthday present, which was the SONY Walkman.But he didn't want to accept his mother's death, so he ran out regardless.When he was young, he believed that as long as he did not see his mother die, then his mother would not be considered dead.
Then Yondu came, took him away, took him on the spaceship and left the earth, and it took more than 30 years to leave.
No matter how old a man is, he is still a child. The 34-year-old Xingjue is as naive as he was back then. He thinks that as long as he doesn’t confirm, his mother is not really dead. So for so many years, he has not returned to Earth, just to keep That last glimmer of hope.
He who has been wandering for many years needs a spiritual support too much, and this spiritual support is his mother. He firmly believes that one day he will be successful and famous. At that time, he will return to the earth, and her mother will welcome him with a smile , hug him!
For a moment, Xingjue's eyes were a little sore.
The appearance of the earth government this time made him realize a little bit.Maybe it's time to go back and have a look, maybe it's time to wake up after so many years of dreaming!
After you get out of prison, why don't you find a chance to go back to Earth to have a look!
Thinking of this, Xingjue subconsciously looked at his package, which contained the Walkman his mother had given him, and the cosmic spirit ball that he found without any effort!
Star-Lord smiled.
I already have a cosmic spirit ball, and I'm going back to the damn earth!After selling this thing, the money I earn can sleep with all the beauties in the universe, okay?
Earth, play with your eggs!
Xingjue put the package on his shoulders, and said to the warden with a smile: "You don't need to deliver it, just tell me which direction the gate is, and I will go there by myself. If there is a destiny in the future, let's have a drink and I will treat you. It is the promise of the famous Star Lord!"
But the warden smiled slightly, and raised his hand to summon the two iron-handed prison guards from before.
Now that Xingjue saw these two guys, his calf cramps subconsciously wanted to pee, and he asked vigilantly, "You, what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Peter Quill, although you have been released from Colin Space Prison, your identity is still a prisoner. According to the extradition regulations, we will escort you to meet the representatives of the earth, please cooperate! "
I'm about to fly to the sky, who the hell is going to the earth to continue to be imprisoned!
Xingjue took a step back and asked, "What if I don't cooperate?"
The warden didn't say anything, and the two prison guards laughed and took out the electric batons.
"Cooperate, definitely cooperate, as long as you don't shock me, let me do whatever you want!"
Xingjue is such a person who knows the general situation!
The warden smiled slightly: "Then goodbye, Mr. Peter Quill, I wish you a smooth journey. Take him to the shuttle and make sure to deliver him safely!"
"Yes!" The two prison guards took the order and dragged Xingjue away.
They had just boarded the shuttle and were about to launch it, when a figure suddenly rushed out from the shadows, knocking down two prison guards with three strikes.
"Oh my God, you killed them!" Xingjue yelled and looked at the person passing by, a little familiar, but couldn't recognize him: "Who are you?"
"The nest is like ducklings." That person was a fat woman with green skin, and she spoke in a muffled voice.
"Gamma Duck? Gamora?" Xingjue was shocked: "You weren't so fat two days ago!"
Gamora suppressed her anger and said: "If you were also blocked in the toilet and beaten for two nights, you would be as fat as me!"
Xingjue was speechless: "I thought they would show mercy to the beauties!"
Gamora said contemptuously: "Don't think that everyone is just like you!"
"Hey, I'm obviously complimenting you!"
"I found the female prisoner. She is here at Shuttle No. [-]. Come quickly, everyone!"
"Damn it, these pestering bugs!" Gamora cursed, regardless of whether Star-Lord sat up or not, stepped into the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator, started in third gear, and rushed out of Colin Space Prison the gate.
(End of this chapter)