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156: Co-Author Keli's Whole Family Are Terrorists? Being A Cook Can't Save Liyue! 【Seek Fu
Art is explosion, art is Patrick?
Yan Fei looked at Keli in a daze, she knew all these words, but now they are combined together, why can't she understand them?
The former sentence was understandable, but the latter sentence directly made her numb.
Art is... Patrick? What is Patrick?
"This is a common saying in Blue Star, which means to describe um... very artistic things."
For the many stalks of Blue Star, the locals of Blue Star may not understand all of them, let alone the people from the Tivat Continent, but the people from the Tevat Continent are even more difficult to explain.
So Lin En explained two sentences directly and simply.
"I understand... Art is Pai Daxing, law is the best art, and law is Pai Daxing..." Yan Fei murmured.
"That's right, that's right." Xiao Keli danced and said, "Sister Yan Fei, do you want to come and study bombs together? A bomb that can set off fireworks, it's very, very beautiful!"
A bomb that can set off fireworks? Yanfei is also a little curious, she nodded: "Okay!"
Before conducting bomb research, Lin En sensed his surroundings carefully, and after making sure that no one else was there, he waved his sleeves, took Yan Fei and Keli to the high altitude, and covered them with a thick layer of rock. shield.
Claire has a great understanding of bombs.
Now her bouncing bomb is powerful, so she must take good precautions.
Before conducting the experiment, Lin En first explained the principle of fireworks bombs to Keli, and then talked about tracking bombs, which is also the focus of this experiment, to see which one Xiao Keli prefers.
The so-called tracking bomb is to use the fire element magic to throw the bomb towards the opponent. If the opponent escapes, you can use the fire element to control the bomb to chase the opponent until it sticks to the opponent and sticks firmly to the opponent.
According to Keli's knowledge of bombs, her bouncing bombs will have the same effect in time. After all, the bomb knowledge and system that Lin En possesses now comes from Keli at her peak in the future.
But the current Keli is still young, and she can't digest this knowledge immediately.
But in her little head, she already had this concept.
It will be a matter of time before a tracking bomb is produced.
But now Keli is still a childlike innocence, and prefers bombs that can explode into fireworks.
On the contrary, Yan Fei felt a little trembling in her heart when she heard the conversation between the two.
If she didn't know that Lin En is a good person, she even thought that Lin En and Keli were terrorists. Although she doesn't know much about bombs, she can naturally understand when Lin En describes the power.
#71…
Bombs blowing up fish? What a terrorist act!
If these bombs are dropped on Liyue Port, Liyue Port will be in danger!
Yan Fei sighed silently in her heart, and was also a little curious, is a small bomb really as powerful as Lin En said?
It was getting late.
Under the guidance of Lin En, Xiao Keli improved her bomb a little bit, and threw it towards Dihuazhou below with great interest.
"Clang clang, bouncing bomb!!"
Xiao Keli held the bouncing bomb, and threw it towards the Dihuazhou below with great interest.
Lin En led the two of them to quickly evacuate for a certain distance, and then stood on the clouds to watch the bomb.
After the bouncing bomb left Keli's hands, it seemed to have its own consciousness, bouncing around in the sky, and finally exploded violently when it reached a certain height.
"boom!!"
As the explosion sounded, all I could see was the black bouncing bomb, which split into dozens of tiny bombs, leaving fiery red traces in the sky, like brilliant fireworks, falling towards the ocean. go.
When it fell to sea level, the tiny bomb exploded again.
Dozens of small bombs burst into beautiful fireworks on the sea surface, just like the sky when kelp is in full bloom.
But this seemingly beautiful fireworks shakes the calm sea surface, setting off huge waves, soaring into the sky like white practice, covering the sky and covering the earth.
At that time.
The Wangshu Inn, far above Dihuazhou, was taken aback by the sudden movement.
Although Dihuazhou is far away from Wangshu Inn, the sound of Keli's bomb explosion is too exaggerated, and the rest of the power makes Wangshu Inn shake and tremble, and the people and employees who are dining are all palpitating.
"What is this movement, °?"
"I don't know. It seems to be from Dihuazhou. Could it be a monster doing some experiments?"
"It's either Qiuqiu people or fools. These bastards really have no peace all day long, and they are actually doing things in Huazhou!"
"It's a good thing that there is no one living in Dihuazhou, otherwise there would be countless casualties. Qiuqiu people probably don't have the ability to do this. I think they are those bastards of the Fools!"
"This group of bastards should be damned. It is said that when they were fighting the demon god Oser, these bastards still came out to make trouble, so Mr. Lin En should slap them to death. It's really hateful
Compared to the outskirts of Mond, the outside of Liyue is even more chaotic.
Not only the Qiuqiu people, the Treasure Thieves, the Abyss Cult, and slimes, but also many fools wandering around and making trouble.
So much so that the common people hated the fools and the treasure robbers.
In the eyes of the common people, monsters are not of my race, and it is understandable to do things every day. After all, if they are not of my race, their hearts must be different.
But the fools and the treasure robbers are serious human beings, but they still make troubles all day long, which is really disgusting.
So much so that when they heard the loud noise, everyone subconsciously threw the blame on the fools.
Thinking of the fools doing all kinds of things in Liyue, everyone was a little indignant. Unfortunately, they didn't have the eyes of God, so they couldn't deal with these bastards.
"Could it be that the fools are doing research again?"
The owner of Wangshu Inn, Phil Godet, frowned and looked in the direction of Dihuazhou, and winked at the people around him: "Go and tell Lord Ningguang, if it is really fools who are doing research here, we must investigate in time clear."
A certain waiter in the dark quietly walked down the mountain after hearing this.
"Damn it, being a cook won't save Liyue, I'm going to join the army!"
At this time, the new little cook at Wangshu Inn looked at the huge mushroom cloud in front of him through the window, and shouted bitterly.
Phil Godett:"
Listening to what his chef said, Phil Godette felt a little helpless. Although the fools are indeed hateful, Qianyan Army is not something that can be done just because it wants to. The selection process is very strict.
My own chef still wants to be a Qianyan army?
With this body, I am afraid that even the most basic conditions cannot be passed.
"Hmph, even if you go to the army to cook, it's still for Liyue's contribution!
Seemingly aware of Phil Godette's gaze, the little chef shouted angrily.
This kind of secondary school's words echoed in Wangshu Inn from time to time.
Philgodette was thoughtful, everyone's patience with fools is almost at the limit, I hope Lord Ningguang will deal with those fools as soon as possible, otherwise it will really easily arouse public anger.
After all, in the Demon God incident last time, the openness of the crowd was already annoying.
"Can Lord Ningguang curb the power of the Fools in Liyue?" A waitress next to her said worriedly.
The entire Wangshu Inn is full of people from Ningguang. For some of Ningguang's instructions, they can naturally guess its intentions, knowing that Ningguang is trying to find a way to deal with the forces of fools in Liyue.
But this kind of thing is not easy to do.
After all, there is a contract between the two countries. If you can't grasp the substantive handle, it will be difficult to deal with this kind of diplomatic matter.
"Master Ningguang must have his own way."
Phil Godette didn't say much, but her tone was very confident.
Master Ningguang was able to go from an unknown and poor girl to Tianquan star standing on the peak of Liyue, her courage and skills are very strong.
Again.
Even if this matter is very difficult, Master Ningguang is a little bit in trouble, isn't there still that great prophet?
She knew that Lord Ningguang was wooing the great prophet.
Maybe one day, that great prophet will become Li Yue's son-in-law, and Master Ning Guang will not be so hard.
At that time, all the idiots engaged in blasting research in Dihuazhou will be severely punished.
Thinking about the appearance that the great prophet showed that day, he was indeed very handsome. If she didn't know that Master Ningguang liked it, she would have wanted to fight for it.
The aftermath of the bomb took a long time to dissipate.
"Wow, the firework bomb my father taught me is so powerful. It's as powerful as my mother's bomb, but it's more beautiful than my mother's bomb!"
Xiao Keli was very satisfied with the explosive power of the bomb this time.
Unexpectedly, after a small change, the power will be much stronger than that of the Demon God Oser.
It will be just the time for the wife who fried Orcelle.
I can be regarded as a good deed, so that the husband and wife will both return to the west, and they will not be alone on the road.
"Clary, does your mother make bombs too?"
Yan Fei stared blankly at the boiling sea water, unable to calm down in her heart for a long time.
Although Yan Fei knew that these bombs were very powerful when Lin En taught Xiao Keli, but she never thought that they would be so powerful.
DBB...
A few more can raise Liyuegang.
In the end, before Yan Fei came back to her senses, she heard Xiao Keli say that her mother would also bomb?
". "That's right, Keli's mother is the great adventurer Alice, sister Yan Fei, have you heard of Keli's mother's name?"
Kelly asked with a smile.
Yan Fei: "...."
faint!
Now Yan Fei felt her eyes were dark, let alone that she had friends in Mond City, but according to Alice's popularity in the whole continent, she naturally knew.
I didn't expect Keli to be the daughter of that witch!
The co-authors of this family are all 'terrorists'!
Yan Fei felt that her heart was trembling, and she quickly flipped through a lot of legal knowledge in her mind.
"..."
Yan Fei swallowed her saliva, she said almost tremblingly: "Little Keli, as a friend, I want to remind you friendly, if you drop such bombs near towns, causing casualties or damaging public property, They will be arrested and jailed for life.”
Although there is a father like Lin En, even if Ke Li did such a thing, she would not be arrested and imprisoned.
But Yanfei felt that she still had to remind her.
It's not that she doesn't trust Lin En, but she thinks that Xiao Keli is too young and doesn't have a clear understanding of many things, so it's better for her to mention it.
Who made everyone in this family like to play with bombs? If you are not careful, you may become a real terrorist!
"???"
Little Keli, who was still excited just now, trembled when she heard this: Forever?!"
She fried fish in Mond City, at most a week of confinement at a time.
Here in Liyue Port, it will take a lifetime?
"That's right, it's a lifetime!"
Yan Fei said very seriously, even feeling a little terrified.
If Xiao Keli lives in Liyue, I'm afraid (Zhao) will get special care from Liyue Seven Stars, right?
After all, this is a dangerous person!
What Fei said is right, if you bomb casually in the Liyue residential area or in the suburbs, you will be punished, and the punishment is very serious, because in Liyue, you have to follow the local laws.
Lin En also took the opportunity to educate his daughter.
Little Keli has been in the free and easy Mond City for a long time, and her mother is a well-known Great Demon King. In addition, she is still young, so she is naturally more escaped.
It's good to wake up your daughter once in a while.
Although I have myself and Alice as the backstage, I can be fearless, but if it really kills a lot of people, it will be bad.
"Yeah! Keli knows, Keli won't mess around!"
Little Keli hurriedly waved her hands, fearing that she would be caught and sent to prison, that would be a lifetime prison, it was scary even thinking about it.
And she's not stupid, she doesn't want to hurt people.
It's just that sometimes the ideas are a bit wild.
Lin En touched Xiao Keli's head: "That's good. If you want to fry fish in the future, Dad will take you to fry it. Now let's try other bombs and see which one you like
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"good!"
Next, Keli tried a dozen bombs in a row.
The sky, which was already approaching night, became darker because of the dark clouds of the bomb.
Many monsters in Dihuazhou trembled, not knowing what they were doing.
Even the Qiuqiu people's camp was blown up several times, which was tragic.
And at the Wangshu Inn in the distance, this night was also very thrilling.
The inn even kept echoing that sentence
"Being a cook can't save Liyue, I want to join the army to attack Zhidong!"