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Chapter 153 Drunk He Yushui
Chapter 153 Drunk He Yushui
Having heard about He Yushui's drinking habits and knowing the pros and cons, Wang Gensheng certainly didn't want to let He Yushui drink again.
"Wife, you see drinking is bad for your health, we'll drink wine and you can drink milk."
After saying that, Wang Gensheng raised his hand and took out a bottle of milk and placed it in front of He Yushui.
The two were still chatting nicely before the food and wine were served. When He Yuzhu put the crispy pork feet and old hen soup on the table, added some quick-fried vegetables, and poured peanuts on it, there were just four dishes to go with the wine.
He Yushui poured the wine, and the deaf old lady was so happy that she wanted to drink a glass to celebrate for the two of them.
Seeing the three people toasting each other, He Yushui couldn't help but stretched out his evil hand towards Wang Gensheng's wine glass.
At first, Wang Gensheng intended to stretch out his hand to stop it, but after two mouthfuls, the situation got out of control.
"How dare you! Such delicious food cannot be accompanied by wine, and I cannot wait to stop you."
When these words came out of He Yushui's mouth, Wang Gensheng knew that He Yushui had reached his limit and couldn't drink any more. He Yuzhu also had a helpless expression.
How could He Yuzhu not know what kind of temper his sister had? After hearing this half-spoken sentence, he knew that something was going to happen, and gave Wang Gensheng a helpless look.
Sure enough, Wang Gensheng overestimated He Yushui's drinking ability.
This little woman, first sneaking into Chencang and then using the Overlord's Strong Bow, gorgeously began her home performance, the details are as follows:
"You are such a boring person. How can you stop me from drinking when there is such a good opportunity? Who knows, after a few drinks, I might go with you to get the marriage certificate tomorrow? Isn't it a good thing to get a wife for free?"
There was nothing wrong with what he said. To be honest, after Wang Gensheng heard it, he felt itchy in his heart and really wanted to do the same, so he just gave him another glass.
But once I started drinking this cup, I couldn't stop.
The old lady saw the opportunity early and was very shrewd. She asked He Yuzhu to serve her a bowl of chicken soup and went back to her room to drink it, leaving space for the three young people.
In this way, the old lady's wine glass was completely occupied by He Yushui, and he would never stop saying anything shocking.
"Silly Zhu, we've been together for so many years, why don't you raise your glass to me?"
"Wife, you are drunk. Let's go back to the house and rest for a while. Don't drink anymore." Wang Gensheng advised.
"Sister, what you said is not right. It's easy for outsiders to misunderstand. You should listen to Gensheng and go back to the house to rest."
"Bullshit! I'm not drunk. You two, don't even think about escaping the drinking. Fill up your glasses and come over to toast me."
Well, I can’t stop it at once, I have to fall down.
If you don't pour the wine glass, she will quarrel with you. If the glass is not full, He Yushui will stand up and say to you:
"What's up, buddy? Are you looking down on your sisters? Fill them up."
After three more cups, He Yushui began to stagger, which made Wang Gensheng happy.
"Zhu Zi, do you think if we give her a couple more drinks, will she get drunk?"
"I don't know, I haven't tried it."
It is true that I have never tried it. The last time He Yushui got drunk, he drank to this extent. This time he was much stronger than last time. He got up without hugging Comrade He Yuzhu's thigh and cried, "Dad, don't leave."
This incident happened without anyone mentioning it, when the two people thought that He Yushui's drinking habits had improved.
He Yushui reached out and grabbed a bottle of wine, without pouring it into the glass, he started drinking mouth to mouth with the two men again, drinking quite a lot, and talking even more fiercely.
"How dare you look down on me? Hold up your glasses, eh~"
She started burping as she spoke. If you dare not hold the glass, she will help you hold it. She will also sit on your lap in an ambiguous manner and hand you the glass to drink. If you dare not drink it again, Wang Gensheng was really afraid that she would feed you mouth to mouth.
When He Yuzhu saw this, how could he not hold the cup? He couldn't let his sister sit in his arms like this, right?
It was fine when she was young, but now she is a grown-up girl, about to get married, so she dare not cause such a scandal.
After two more drinks, He Yuzhu knew that things were going to get difficult, so he wanted to leave and leave the main court to Wang Gensheng. He had made up his mind:
"You can't keep this sister. You two can do whatever you want. I can't control it, and I won't control it."
But he still thought it was too simple.
He Yushui stood up from Wang Gensheng's thigh, stepped forward and grabbed He Yuzhu's hand, glaring and shouting:
"You old thief, where are you running to? Hurry up and pick up the cup. Today, the three of us will drink together and become sworn brothers. From today on, you are my big brother, my dear big brother."
"Come on, forget it. I have been your elder brother since eighteen years ago. My dear elder brother!"
"Okay, even if you're right, drink this glass of wine quickly, or I won't acknowledge you as my big brother."
This made He Yuzhu angry: "It's really hard to be your big brother."
After saying that, he looked up and drank the glass of wine.
He drank heartily, and He Yushui was no slouch either, raising the bottle in his hand and taking a big gulp.
He Yuzhu couldn't bear it and reached out to snatch the bottle from her.
Everyone knows that when a drunk person goes crazy, he can be incredibly strong and his actions are completely disorganized, so He Yuzhu was unable to succeed.
After drinking with He Yuzhu, He Yushui returned to Wang Gensheng and sat on his thighs again, with his arms around Wang Gensheng's neck, and his tone became ambiguous:
"Brother, let's go from here. After drinking this cup, we are brothers, brothers for life."
"No, wife, you have to understand, you are my wife..."
Before Wang Gensheng could understand what was going on, He Yushui had already picked up the wine glass, filled it up and put it to Wang Gensheng's mouth.
"Drink! It's all in the wine. If you don't drink it, are you giving me no face?"
"It's okay to drink! But we have to make it clear, you are my wife, but you can't be my brother, let alone my brother for life. I still want a son!"
Wang Gensheng was not drunk, but of course he could not say anything drunken, otherwise he would be laughed at by outsiders.
"Okay, as long as you drink, I'll listen to you." Even though He Yushui was drunk, he didn't forget to persuade others to drink.
Having said that, Wang Gensheng could only drink the whole glass.
"Okay, you are so generous! I can't be a slacker either. From now on, I will be your wife during the day and your brother at night!" As he said this, he took another big sip and poured it into his own mouth.
He Yuzhu stood there anxiously, not knowing whether to leave or not, and he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks.
If it were modern times, He Yuzhu would have to post a message online to ask for help: What should I do with my sister who is in such a state? Waiting online, it's urgent.