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137 Everything Can Be Killed, Please Call Me Lie (Fourth Update, Please Subscribe)
"You smell like Yoruichi-sama.
"Kuchiki Shinji."
"You must have seen Shihouin Yoruichi in this world."
"That woman, where is she now?"
Amid Shinji's stunned expression, Sui-Feng walked towards Shinji and said slowly with a serious expression.
That tone.
Definitely not kidding.
She really smelled Shihouin Yoruichi.
Shinji: "..."
Are you fucking kidding me?
How many days have I been seeing Shihouin Yoruichi?
Only the captain's coat and the dead bully outfit have been washed several times.
and.
Also visited Kurotsuchi Mayuri's laboratory.
I don't need to mention how weird the smell is inside, everyone knows it.
but.
It's outrageous that you can still smell Shihouin Yoruichi, are you a dog nose?
Shinji lowered his head and sniffed at his body with a blank expression.
Even with Shinji's ridiculously strengthened five senses, he can only smell Matsumoto Rangiku and Nilu.
As for the taste of Shihouin Yoruichi?
Really not.
That.
Sui-Feng How did she smell it?
"Would you not admit it?"
"It doesn't matter if you refuse to admit it."
Sui-Feng stood in front of Shinji, looked up and met the same eyes.
Not to mention.
It's really tasteful.
Don't blame Kuchiki Shinji for not being able to see her just now, his figure is really small... ah bah bah bah!
How could my thoughts be misled by him?!
Sui-Feng twitched slightly, looking at Shentong's face.
absolute.
All blame Kuchiki Shinji this hateful man.
Just seeing his face like this reminds me of Kuchiki Shinji as Shihouin Yoruichi's fiancé.
Then.
Sui-Feng, who is usually very rational, can't maintain his rationality.
"The smell on you is absolutely unmistakable."
Sui-Feng was a few tens of centimeters closer to Shinji, and sniffed again:
"Yes, this is definitely the smell of that woman, you have seen her before!"
"Tell me, where is Shihouin Yoruichi?!"
Sui-Feng gritted his teeth, his eyes were full of anger and resentment, but there was a trace of fear in his eyes.
Those are very mixed emotions.
just like.
While she was looking forward to seeing Shihouin Yoruichi, she was also afraid of meeting Shihouin Yoruichi.
"No, how can you smell Shihouin Yoruichi?"
Shinji almost swears.
What is this?
Even Shinji's heightened senses can't smell Shihouin Yoruichi, why can you?
How obsessed are you with Shihouin Yoruichi, girl!
"Don't worry about how I know, just tell me where Shihouin Yoruichi is."
Sui-Feng pressed up, and his breathing became heavy.
For that woman, she cares very much.
But.
Sui-Feng searched for nearly a hundred years, but could not find any trace of Shihouin Yoruichi.
"That...you want to stay away from me, there are a lot of people watching."
"Don't change the subject, tell me where Shihouin Yoruichi is, or you won't have a safe day to come over, I will always follow you!"
A mouthful of old blood clogged Shinji's chest, and he almost spat out.
Are you too cruel?
Shinji was shocked by Sui-Feng's persistence and that horrible incomprehensible sense of smell.
But Sui-Feng will not be in a daze.
She was almost sticking to Shinji's face, grabbing Shinji's collar, looking like a domineering female president and a male secretary on the wall.
at this time.
There was a commotion all around.
The Shinigami parted ways, and then looked fieryly at the woman in the white feather coat who was coming.
Captain of Division 4, Unohana Retsu!
With that soft face, coupled with a gentle temperament to the bone, and a weak tone, Yamato Nadeko (a good wife and mother) is the same person.
Unohana Retsu, who takes all men and women, is simply the white moonlight in the hearts of all Shinigami.
Who hasn't had a dream?
A man is a teenager until he dies.
so.
Many male Shinigami rushed directly.
"Captain Unohana Retsu, please look at me, I am the sixth seat of the 11th team, I like you so much!"
"The sixth seat is a fart. I am the third seat of the eighth team. I haven't spoken yet."
"Can Captain Unohana Retsu be that shallow woman? You are insulting Captain Unohana Retsu!"
Looking at the Shinigami who were making a fuss, and even a lot of self-reported family members, Shinji looked dull.
perhaps.
In their impression.
Unohana Retsu is a gentle, lovely, soft-spoken woman who needs to be protected.
but.
Shinji is very clear.
Unohana Retsu is the first Kenpachi with a sealed sword!
What is Kenpachi?
Just look at Zaraki Kenpachi.
That is a neuropathy that only sees two kinds of people.
Can chop, and can't chop.
In their eyes.
This is how people are distinguished.
And Unohana Retsu is more terrifying than Zaraki Kenpachi before sealing the knife, that is the number one female killer in Soul Society history.
The level of kendo is on par with the old man.
All aspects have reached the limit of Shinigami.
is the current stage.
Among the thirteen captains of Gotei 13, one of the most unfathomable.
Even Aizen.
Before merging with Hōgyoku, he didn't dare to underestimate Unohana Retsu, and even took the initiative to avoid fighting her.
in this way.
You can tell just how terrifying Unohana Retsu really is.
If it weren't for Zanpakutō, it would be a bit difficult for Captain Yamamoto to win Unohana Retsu.
Now.
These people thought to death that Unohana Retsu would not mind their reckless confession?
Shinji can tell them responsibly.
My boys, your paths are all narrowed.
When you go to the fourth team for treatment, you will be done if Unohana Retsu can't handle it.
Really thought Unohana Retsu was so easy to get along with?
joke!
Just look at Shiba and they will do it.
Men add men to find out.
Don't be afraid of being overwhelmed by drugs, even if you can confess.
"Looks like I came at the right time, Captain Shinji." "
at this time.
Unohana Retsu also walked in front of Shinji.
She looked softly at Sui-Feng's almost miraculous movements of Kuchiki, and smiled slightly:
"So Captain Sui-Feng and Captain Shinji are dating?"
"It's amazing."
Shinji: ""
Don't laugh, it's scary.
And you see, this is the top-level yin and yang.
Black belly.
Unohana Retsu is really good at it.
At least.
Sui-Feng couldn't stand it.
Hear Unohana Retsu's banter.
Sui-Feng, who has been in a state of high excitement and her sense of smell increased ten thousand times, finally noticed her current indecent posture.
With a reddish face, he took a step back.
Sui-Feng stared into Shinji's eyes:
"I won't give up."
"As long as you don't tell me the answer for a day."
"Then I'll keep pestering you."
"Even if you go to this world, I will follow you every step of the way."
"Whether it's eating, sleeping, going to the toilet or taking a shower."
"I can't believe that you've been refusing to see Shihouin Yoruichi."
After almost gritting his teeth, he finished speaking.
With a whoosh, Sui-Feng slipped away at the speed of light.
Unohana Retsu's aura is too strong.
She is a bit too small to stand.
U...Uno Flower Captain. "
Shinji squeezed out an awkward but polite smile, which could be called business level.
"The last time we met, you still called me Miss Hua, so this time you will become Captain Unohana?"
Unohana Retsu's eyes are soft, but it seems to exude a terrifying black gas, which looks extremely terrifying.
See here.
Shinji straightened his face immediately, and changed his words: "Sister Hua."
"Then, Captain Shenxuan.
Hear Shinji's words.
Unohana Retsu raised her horns slightly, and spoke softly:
"Can you explain it to me?"
"What did Captain Sui-Feng mean by what he just said?"
"What she means is that Captain Shinji met Shihouin Yoruichi, the former captain of the Second Division and the head of the Shifengin family, in this world or in other places?"
"You should know."
"Is Shihouin Yoruichi a criminal who committed a serious crime and is wanted by the Soul Society?"
In the end.
Unohana Retsu looked at Shinji with beautiful eyes.
she seems.
have their own judgment.
Also like.
It's warning Shinji not to get involved with Shihouin Yoruichi.
Shinji: "...
Is it my protection?
Maybe it's an illusion?
Scratched his head.
Shinji laughed:
"That's all Sui-Feng's nonsense."
"She said she could smell Shihouin Yoruichi from me, isn't she just talking nonsense?"
"Not to mention whether I've met Shihouin Yoruichi."
"Even if I've seen her."
"But it's been so long since I came back from this world, I've changed my clothes, and it's not like I haven't bathed, so how could I still smell it?"
"Sister Hua, do you think this is a problem?"
How could someone have such an outrageous sense of smell?
Anyway, Shinji doesn't believe it.
It is estimated that Sui-Feng is just a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse, and came here to deliberately blackmail people.
"That's not sure~~~"
Unohana Retsu drew a long voice, staring at Shinji with deep eyes.
Just when Shinji felt his scalp tingle from being watched.
The gentle words of Unohana Retsu sounded:
"So Captain Shinji, would you mind having another kendo sparring with me?"
"It's been a long time since we last sparred."
Place.
Come to the team building of the fourth division.
here.
It is a kendo training ground.
as usual.
There are quite a few people here during the day.
After all, even in the fourth division, sometimes they have to go to the battlefield.
and.
Many of the Shinigami of the fourth team only joined the fourth team because their abilities are suitable for supporting, which does not mean that they have no need to continue to improve themselves.
so.
There will still be a lot of Shinigami from the 4th division, continuing to improve their strength.
But now.
This place has been cleared early by Unohana Retsu.
For the captain of the fourth team.
All the 4th squad members respect him very much.
Then of course they would not refuse Unohana Retsu's little request.
And at this moment.
Shinji and Unohana Retsu are fighting fiercely.
"So fast!"
Unohana Retsu dodged Shinji's slash, and slashed the bamboo knife with his backhand.
but.
But it was cut empty.
Kuchiki Shinji's body shattered, turned into a photon and disappeared.
next second.
A sharp slash came from behind.
Without the slightest sympathy, Shinji cut it straight down.
Bang!
The bamboo knife collided with the bamboo knife.
The sharp sword shot out in all directions.
A large area of sword pressure marks were plowed on the ground.
"Captain Shinji, don't use this stupid ability."
Unohana Retsu reminded with a smile, and took the initiative to distance herself from Shinji.
next second.
She disappeared in place.
It's Shunpo!
Unohana Retsu's beautiful eyes flashed with seriousness, and the bamboo knife in her hand carried a slash that could cut through steel, and slashed towards Shinji who was in mid-air!
This is Unohana Retsu's Kendo!
Not flashy, nor anything fancy.
It is the simplest and most severe chopping.
Unohana Retsu's attacks are never flashy, and she doesn't need those superficial flashy things.
All workarounds.
All tricks.
all in it.
Everything can be cut!
This is, it's all over!
In Shinji's astonished gaze.
Unohana Retsu grabbed his wrist, and the bamboo knife fell.
But then.
Shinji clasped Unohana Retsu's wrist with his backhand, and also swung the bamboo knife and slashed at it.
boom!
The shock wave generated by the collision shattered the surrounding windows in an instant, leaving a large number of deep scratches on the walls.
Those ones.
They are all leftovers after the sword pressure collided.
then.
Unohana Retsu landed on the ground, gliding for tens of meters, and stopped.
"..It seems that I lost this time again."
Staring at the broken bamboo knife in his hand.
Unohana Retsu smiled softly.
to be honest.
The gap in strength between her and Kuchiki Shinji seems to be a bit big.
Even if Kuchiki Shinji doesn't use that way of moving into light.
even.
In the process of sparring, he intentionally suppressed his strength to the same level as hers, and even controlled his speed to be similar to his own.
in order.
It means that you can fight with yourself for a while, and please yourself as much as possible.
But the results are still noticeable.
Unohana Retsu lost.
She still lost in a simple competition of swordsmanship.
Kuchiki Shinji's kendo level is no worse than hers.
Think about it too.
For a guy who can swing the slash that cuts through the sky and the earth in the captain's assessment, how can his sword skills be poor?
Kuchiki Shinji, he is indeed a very interesting man.
"It's just taking advantage of my physique, nothing."
Shinji waved his hand and passed the bamboo knife to Unohana Retsu for safekeeping.
There is one thing to say.
Shinji really doesn't think he is better at kendo, and his level will be stronger than Unohana Retsu, the first generation Kenpachi.
The reason why you will win.
It's also not to be missed that Shinji's current qualities have been enhanced to be completely inhuman.
in short.
It's just that Shinji's faster and stronger, and that's enough.
Is it really the same level if it is completely restricted to the same level?
To know.
Shinji's dynamic vision is still here.
Even Unohana Retsu uses Shunpo.
In Shinji's eyes, there is almost no difference from slow motion.
There are such advantages.
Winning Unohana Retsu, Shinji really felt no need to be proud.
That is unnecessary. (Nodewell)
When will the left arm and the heart of King Ling be absorbed, and then enter the "bengliu fusion stage".
Then.
Every knife level A comes with a crit, and every knife is without a moon.
It is not too late to be proud at this time.
certainly.
Shinji thinks it's unnecessary.
Wait until the spirit king in the spirit king's palace and the power of Habakh are absorbed.
That's when it's really strong.
"Captain Shinji is too modest. With your kendo level, it would be a great honor for Shinigami to be your disciple."
Unohana Retsu came back holding a cup of tea, and handed it to Shentong very gently.
Then.
Folding his hands in front of his belly, he sat gracefully across from Shinji.
She fully approves of Shinji's kendo level.
Kuchiki Shinji's kendo attainments are definitely not inferior to those of her and Captain Yamamoto.
"By the way, have you conducted any research on the corpse that was brought to you last time?"
Shinji took a sip of the tea made by Unohana Retsu, and couldn't help squinting his eyes slightly.
Like kendo, Unohana Retsu is at the top of tea ceremony and ikebana.
so.
The tea brewed by Unohana Retsu is almost a treat to drink.
"Captain Shinji is talking about the Arrancar named Szayel Aporro that degenerated from Vasto Lorde to Adjuchas?"
Shut up his hair.
Seeing Shinji nodding, Unohana Retsu laughed:
"That really helped us a lot."
"By dissecting and studying his body, we have discovered some weak points on the Adjuchas-class Menos Grande's body, which can be considered weaknesses."
"This knowledge, which can be promoted, may be life-saving knowledge for many Shinigami.
Hear her.
Shinji scratched his head.
Just be useful.
At this time.
Unohana Retsu raised her head suddenly, looked at Shinji softly in her eyes, and raised the corners of her mouth slightly:
"Captain Shinji."
"Next time we meet, please call me Liebatie."
"certainly."
"If you want to keep calling me Sister Hua, I don't mind."
PS: For the fourth update, I feel very uncomfortable after playing the bottle. I'm going to bed, good night.