Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

Chapter 179 The Secret of Fontaine

[Live broadcast room: The next one to be broadcast is, "Funina: Whose wallet did you seize? ! " ]

(The author of the video is 'Tossing No. 5', the mysterious code has been harmonized again!)

[Funina: Seize, wallet? What do you mean? Are you thinking that I will judge the wallet?]

[Hu Tao: Who knows! After all, you look silly. ]

[Funina:? ? ]

[Funina: I remember you! You are Yan Shen's boss, right? You...can't judge, next one.]

【Zhongli:......】

The video begins.

Ying hid in a cave with her knees hugged, looking at the incessant rain outside in annoyance.

"Damn it, it's raining again!"

“I hate rain the most!”

Paimon floated beside her and teased, "Traveler, did you know that there is a saying among the folks of Fontaine that it rains because the Dragon King in the sky is...going to the toilet!"

Upon hearing this, Ying was stunned for a moment, then opened her arms, ran out of the cave, and bathed in the rain.

[That Villette: ? ? ]

[Qingque: I remember, @萤, Paimeng's niao, Durian-filled large intestine, and now Dragon King's... You're really good at playing! ]

[Navilette: Let me clarify here that the rain in Fontaine has absolutely nothing to do with the Dragon King... or at least nothing to do with going to the toilet! ]

[Theresa: So it has something to do with the Dragon King's other affairs?]

In the scene, Paimon looked at the traveler who was outside in the rain, grinning like a yellow-haired fool, and continued: "In fact, there is another saying that it rains because the Dragon King is... drooling!"

This time Ying became even more excited and even began to lick the rain drops on her face.

[Qingque: No, I always thought you were just playing around, why are you acting abnormal now? ]

[Ying: There are good and bad reputations. It used to be what it was before, but now it’s a perversion! ]

[March 7: He admitted that he was a pervert very straightforwardly! ]

[Ying: Yes, I am so honest! ]

[Teresa: @Naweileite, so it's not that the Dragon King is going to the toilet, but that the Dragon King is drooling? ]

[Navilette: ...Not really! ]

Seeing Ying so happy, Paimon couldn't bear to tell her the truth. After hesitating for 0.01 seconds, Paimon smiled strangely: "Traveler, is there a possibility that we are not in Fontaine now..."

fluorescent:? ?

The scene zoomed out, and a water-attributed abyss mage was standing on a high place, not noticing at all that there was a yellow-haired man coveting him below him.

Ying was petrified instantly, and then when she recovered, she swung her edgeless sword and pulled out the abyss mage who was urinating and defecating on the ground. After beating him up, she sent him back into the embrace of the abyss with one sword.

As for Paimon who deceived Ying...except that he was hit by one less sword than the Abyss Wizard, he did not fail in any other items.

[Tinari: Indeed, this rainforest looks like Sumeru at first glance.]

[March 7: You use the Dragon King of Fengdan to control the weather in Xumi? ]

[Ying: This is not the case, I didn’t care...]

The scene changes, Ying and Paimon have arrived in Fontaine, and met the Dragon King, whose world changes when he goes to the toilet and drools.

Paimon waved his hand: "Traveler, do you think that Villette and Zhongli have similar temperaments?"

Ying nodded: "Yes, after all, one is as stable as a rock, and the other is 'uneasy desu'!"

Paimeng: What the hell is this homonym Geng!

After complaining, Paimeng began to continue his fantasy.

"Tell me, since it rains when Vilette cries, what will fall when Zhongli cries?"

【March 7: Uh... Meteor shower?】

[Ying: Today in Fontaine, most areas are sunny, and some areas are experiencing sunny to wild star meteorite weather. Citizens are requested to take precautions. ]

In order to satisfy their curiosity, the two of them found Zhongli and reminded him while he was drinking tea: "Zhongli, your wallet has been seized by Fontaine!"

Zhongli: !!

[Tadalia: No, Zhongli has a wallet? Even if he does, why would Fontaine seize a wallet! Hahahahaha...ha...ha...? ]

[Hu Tao: Have you thought it through? Zhongli's wallet is actually you, dada!]

[Tartaria: First of all, my name is Tartaglia, not Dadada; secondly, even if it's a wallet, shouldn't it belong to the two of us? ]

[Hu Tao: No, haven't you noticed yet? Since I met you, Ke Qing hasn't sent a bill to Wangsheng Hall for a long time - oh, there were two bills, and I sent them to Northland Bank. ]

【Young Master: ? ? 】

Ying and Paimon's curiosity was soon satisfied. That night, Finina and Navilette stared in amazement at the countless stars falling from the sky.

Furninna said anxiously: "Then Villette! Think of a solution quickly!"

[March 7: Help me, Mr. Villette! ]

[Navilette: ... (I can't save you. Wait for death. Goodbye)]

Navilette: I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be in a hurry, let me be in a hurry first... Forget it, don’t be in a hurry, send it!

Furninna: "You are so..."

[Ying: The approaching guest star (sure)! ]

[Hua Huo (Fontaine Division): Is Liyue going to declare war on Fontaine? They actually started a tactical strike! I tell you, we Fontaine are not vegetarians! ]

[Hua Huo (Liyue Fen Huo): Oh, stop talking nonsense, I'll show you how powerful Liyue is! With the Emperor's help, we will definitely be able to take down Fengdan within half a month! ]

[Hua Huo (Fontaine Fen Huo): What do you mean? You have the Rock God, and we have the Water God! If you don't agree, let them fight one-on-one! ]

[Hua Huo (Liyue Division): Let's fight alone. Who is afraid of who? Emperor, come on! ]

【Zhongli:......】

【Funina: ......】

[March 7: No, has she always been this crazy? ]

[Sambo: No - it's much better recently, it was even worse before.]

[Qingque: It's really hard for you to have a colleague like this. ]

[Sambo: Alas~]

In the video, Ying came to the statue of the water god in Fontaine and began to meditate.

【Ying: Stop arguing, I'm thinking. 】

【Qingque: Stop making noise, she is grilling. 】

【March 7: Don’t make noise, she’s having a good time. 】

[Ying: ...I racked my brains but couldn't figure out how the two of you spread the word like this.]

Paimon floated over and asked, "Traveler, why are you standing there in a daze under the Seven-Day Statue?"

Ying nodded very seriously: "I am exploring the secrets of Fontaine."

Paimon spread his hands: "What is there to explore here?"

Ying nodded, and then answered solemnly: "Under the skirt of the Seven-day Statue!"

[Funina:? ? ]

[Funina: The water statue's... skirt? ]

[Funina: There's a pervert! Death penalty! Repeated death penalty! Execute immediately!]