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Chapter 141 Some people are having fun, some are looking in the mirror
Of course, Xing did not reform as Ying said - otherwise the company's capital might not be preserved.
After Jiang Xing was promoted to deputy director, Topa went on a business trip and did not return until half a month later.
[March 7: How foolish! You actually handed all your people over to Xing?]
[Xing: Hey, what do you mean by confused? What's wrong with leaving it to me?]
[March 7: Oh, I hope this department can still be saved when Topa comes back...]
【Topa: ? ? 】
【Topa: Is it so outrageous? 】
【March 7: More outrageous than you think...】
Half a month later, when Topa returned to the company, he was still talking to the accountant beside him.
"I've been on a business trip for half a month. I wonder how the Trail Blazers have adapted."
Topa said as they passed by a strange looking wall.
As he was walking, Topa suddenly felt something was wrong and turned to look at the wall: "Huh?"
Something seems wrong with this wall?
Not sure, check again.
There were black and red slogans everywhere on the wall.
Success is never easy, you have to work harder.
Strive to be the leader of interstellar peace, and loving him means forcing him to grow.
Competition is a habit, and the last one has to leave.
Do more than required and take more than colleagues.
【March 7: Huh?】
[Theresa: I learned it! Now write it on the wall of Saint Freya.]
[Beng-Jizi: I don’t think it’s necessary, right? ]
【Wendy: Oh! It’s on fire! 】
【Ying: This... feels like a pyramid scheme.】
Before Topa could react, the team leader suddenly jumped out from behind her, bringing with him a group of grassroots employees. They lined up on both sides of the road to welcome her.
The team leader spoke first: "Welcome the director back from his business trip!"
Then the grassroots employees followed up: "Thank you for your hard work, Director!"
Topa was confused: "Huh?"
The squad leader waved his arms and began to chant: "Victory won't make you!"
Grassroots employees responded in unison: "Failure will not defeat you!"
The captain continued: "The dullness will not overwhelm you!"
The grassroots employees echoed again: "Your colleagues are always available to replace you!"
The team leader was very pleased: "Come on, everyone -"
"good, very good, excellent!"
Grassroots employees: “Good, very good, very good!”
Topa: "What... is going on?"
[Xing: Don’t you understand? This is the real ‘corporate culture shock’! ]
[March 7: I said if I handed my subordinates over to Xing, something bad would happen, right?]
[Black Tower: I think they are quite energetic.]
At this time, the team leader began to report recent changes to Topa.
"Director, please look! Under the direction of the deputy director, the restrooms have been remodeled and toilet breaks have been incorporated into the performance appraisal system."
“The longer the time, the more deductions you will get.”
Topa looked to the other side, where a recorder was calculating with a staff member who had just come out of the restroom: "Not bad, you only took 3.52 seconds to go to the toilet this time, beating 99.9% of the colleagues in the department."
The employee coming out of the bathroom jumped up excitedly: "Hahaha! I'm definitely the toilet performance king this time!"
Topaz: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ
[March 7: Going to the toilet... Performance King? Has the world become so upside down?]
[Qingque: Don’t ask. If you ask, we are far ahead.]
[Hu Tao: Hiss... I'm just curious. 3.52 seconds can only beat 99.9% of my colleagues, so what is the speed of the other 0.1%? ]
[Ying: 3.52 seconds... instant sniping? ]
After introducing the bathroom, walk forward and you will arrive at the office.
The team leader continued, "Director, please look, there is a surveillance camera installed at the door of the office. The first person to leave work will have one week's performance deducted, the second will have half of it deducted, and so on."
At this moment, a staff member in the office suddenly jumped up and laughed, "Hahaha! I have arranged all the work plans for the next Amber Age!"
Topa: w(?Д?)w
"Are you all crazy?"
[March 7: Isn’t this just workplace KTV… workplace KFC… workplace UFO… Anyway, you know what I mean, right? ]
[Ying: I understand, it’s the CPU in the workplace! ]
【Topa: Something is wrong. Not sure. Let's wait and see.】
[Wendy: You're still unsure? If you come back two days later, the whole company will be in trouble!]
[Theresa: The first person to leave work will have a week's performance deducted... Doesn't this mean that I really have to work from 21pm to pm the next day?]
[Ying: Indeed, it seems that what the company employee said just now was a bit inaccurate. What do you mean by using both men and women as animals? Even animals wouldn’t dare to be used like this!]
In the video, the team leader seemed to think that the shock he gave Topa was not enough, and continued: "Director, please look! Under the guidance of the deputy director, we have subdivided the job responsibilities."
As he spoke, he pointed to a window not far away. Through the glass, Topa saw nine interviewers interviewing a job applicant.
"This is the recruitment site for the newly established PPT font size adjuster position."
Topa also noted that this was the 32nd round of interviews.
The job seeker bowed and introduced himself: "Hello, interviewers. I am a graduate student of design from a university in China..."
Topa: _(?Д?)?
"Is this kind of position so competitive?"
[March 7: PPT font size adjuster... Isn't this job description too detailed?]
[Qingque: Far ahead, really far ahead! ]
Seeing Topa so shocked, the team leader spread his hands and explained, "Haha, the deputy director said that our department has the opportunity to become independent and be listed on the UNASDAQ!"
He became more and more excited as he spoke: "The market value will reach hundreds of billions, and shareholders will receive dividends..."
Seeing that the team leader was getting more and more upset, Topa interrupted him: "Stop, stop, stop, stop!"
[Topa: Something is getting wrong - is she really a decent person? ]
[Qingque: Xing is not only very skilled in workplace CPU, but also good at making big promises! ]
[Ying: He is simply a born capitalist! ]
[Su Chang: Uh... I'll go see if there's any vacant space on the street lamp and find you a most conspicuous spot.]
【Ying: Hey, some people are having fun, some people are looking in the mirror - I won’t tell you who it is. 】
[Interstellar Peace Company grassroots employee A: Well, can you retract what you said? I don’t care, I’m not upset, but I have a friend who feels a little uncomfortable after seeing this sentence - of course it’s not me, I personally don’t care, I’m not upset, I’m just worried, worried about my friend...]
【Ying: He is anxious.jpg】