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Chapter 137 Jing Yuan, I want to diss you!
[Theresa: Fire prevention, theft prevention, and... teammates?]
[March 7: It seems that Master Taibu has a deep understanding of his teammates! ]
[Qingque: This teammate...isn't he talking about me?]
【Jing Yuan: Well, it’s definitely not me. 】
[Ying: Ah, right, right, none of you are. It’s me. I’m the teammate she has never met.]
[March 7: Hey, when it comes to being weird, you’re the one.]
[March 7: Speaking of which, @Jingyuan, that careless general, could it be you?]
[Jing Yuan: Impossible, absolutely impossible! ]
[Jing Yuan: I just went out for a stroll... to understand the people's sentiments. That's how I can find problems in time, right?]
[Theresa: Your excuse is outdated! Last time I tried to trick Kiana like this, even she didn't believe me!]
【Jing Yuan: ......】
In the video, Fu Xuan also happened to come to Jing Yuan's segment.
"What is Comrade Jingyuan going to do now~"
"If you have nothing else to do, please process the file~"
【Jing Yuan: ......】
[Jing Yuan: Speaking of handling files, I haven't been feeling well lately. Let's talk about it after I come back from seeing the Dragon Girl! ]
[Bai Lu: Come on, every time I come to see a doctor, the reasons are mostly "chest tightness and shortness of breath" or "eyes are too sleepy to open", and I want to check my body. ]
[Bai Lu: Every time you come, you bring a dessert box with three or four kinds of candied nuts and other things. You sit down and start chatting with me - how am I feeling recently, whether I have dreams, how I eat, etc. Compared to me, you seem like a doctor.]
【Jing Yuan: ......】
[Ying: Oh no, the general was caught slacking off—it’s a pity that Fu Xuan was still singing and didn’t see this part.]
[Jing Yuan: General, can you call me lazy? I am just taking good care of my body so that I can contribute more to Xianzhou Luofu!]
[Bai Lu: Come on, it’s ok for you to deceive others, but I check your body frequently, how could I not know? ]
[Bai Lu: Your Qi is running very strong, you are not suffering from any strange disease, and I can't detect any signs of a demonic body - although this matter is under the jurisdiction of the Ten Kings, I still paid special attention to it. ]
[Wendy: The current Dragon Lord is trying to sabotage General Shen Ce. You guys on Xianzhou are really a harmonious big family! ]
[Jing Yuan: ? ? ]
[Jing Yuan: I have a heart disease, a heart disease...]
[Bai Lu: Didn't I give you a prescription last time? 1 plate of pork belly with garlic sprouts, 1 plate of crispy melon and spicy chicken, 1 plate of crucian carp shredded pork, 1 bowl of Chen Po tofu, 1 crispy piglet, 1 cup of Shouyuan Maofeng. ]
[Bai Lu: Just eat and it's all over! You've been sitting in the Shen Ce Talisman for too long, which is why you feel chest tightness, shortness of breath, drowsiness, and eyes that are too sleepy to open.]
[Bai Lu: After eating, you feel full and naturally want to go out for a walk to digest the food. This is a good way to change your mood.]
[Jing Yuan: Look, I'm not slacking off on purpose - I'm just following the doctor's orders.]
[Ying: So all the work is thrown to Fu Xuan? No wonder she is so angry with you...]
【Jing Yuan: ......】
In the video, the part about Jing Yuan has not ended yet.
"General, have you finished your work?"
"Or are you throwing it all to me again~"
In the picture, Jing Yuan, who was teasing the sparrow perched on his shoulder, and Fu Xuan, who was working with an angry look on his face, flashed by.
"You said you were so busy that your scalp was numb~"
"Can you put down the tea before you lie~"
In the picture, Jing Yuan is holding a cup of milk tea and sipping it enthusiastically.
[Hu Tao: This feeling... is so familiar - @Zhongli, guest, what do you think? ]
【Zhongli: I read this while drinking tea. 】
[Hu Tao: Put down the tea! Didn’t you hear what Fu Xuan said? What’s the difference between you and Jing Yuan? You both left the work to others!]
【Zhongli: There are some. 】
【Ying: Oh? Can you tell me the difference in detail?】
[Zhongli: At least, I didn't say I was busy - I act openly and honestly. If I'm not working, I'm not working. I never try to hide it.]
【Jing Yuan: ......6. 】
【walnut:??】
[Hu Tao: So I should thank you for honestly telling me that you don't work? ]
【Zhongli: You are welcome, Hall Master.】
[Tesla: Hey, the people in this live broadcast room are still too civilized - if it were me, I would at least say something nice to him.]
[Kumi: ...Not really?]
【Tesla: Hey, listen to me - dirty words must be spoken out loud so that your mouth can be clean; if you swallow dirty words, won’t your heart be dirty? 】
[Ying: That makes sense! ]
[Ying: Master, I understand! I will go fight Venti now! ]
【Wendy: What does this have to do with me? 】
【Wendy: Don’t come over here! 】
In the picture, Fu Xuan was still attacking Jing Yuan.
"Who is the boss? It's you, right?"
"The big cake of passing on the throne~"
"Why should I do this~oh~"
"Don't talk, you bad guy~"
"Hurry up and get some gold coins so I can take over~"
(I didn’t hear the last two words clearly…)
So far, Jing Yuan has agreed to recommend Fu Xuan to take over as general 122 times.
One hundred and twenty-one of them were when Fu Xuan said "hmm" perfunctorily after offering suggestions.
(To deal with things perfunctorily means to deal with things as usual. It refers to treating work in a perfunctory manner.)
(I didn’t expect that I could learn knowledge here! This paragraph is Fu Xuan’s original words. If you don’t have some knowledge, you can’t even understand the game copy~)
The last time, Fu Xuan saw Jing Yuan nodding rhythmically, but he actually dozed off...
It's a complete pie in the sky.
In the picture, Fu Xuan crossed his arms and said proudly, "When it comes to calculating strategies, I am still better!"
[Yan Qing: I remember that Master Taibu told me that in terms of strategy, she is slightly better than the general.]
Of course, there is another half sentence.
Fu Xuan's original words were: In terms of force, you are slightly better than the general. In terms of strategy, I am slightly better than the general. How can you and I, together, compare to the general?
Yan Qing didn't dare to talk about the part about force - mainly because he found out from watching the video recently that he seemed to be unable to beat anyone.
Of course, it is also related to the fact that Yanqing only plays high-end games, but Jingyuan is an old player in high-end games.
[Jing Yuan: Alas, I am old now and can't hold on for much longer. The future of Xianzhou will be handed over to you sooner or later.]
[Yan Qing: How can you say that, General? You are in your prime now, and living another 500 years won’t be a problem!]
[Ying: Live another 500 years? Doesn't that mean Fu Xuan will have to wait another 500 years before he can take the throne?]
[Ying: Is there a prince who has lived for 500 years in this world? ]