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Chapter 135: Stupidity Everywhere
[Live broadcast room: Okay, let’s start answering questions! ]
[Excuse me, after coming to the Honkai World from Teyvat, which of the following has received an epic enhancement? 】
【A Klee. 】
【B Wendy.】
【C Keqing.】
【D Fischl. 】
[Now, everyone has five minutes to discuss freely, and the quick response will begin after five minutes. ]
[Wendy: Strengthen? Does it mean the strength has become stronger? ]
【Wendy: You're not talking about me, are you? I don't seem to have taken any action in the video.】
[Ying: Yes, you tricked the travelers into finding a few treasure chests that only contained apples.]
[Keqing: I have quite a few battle scenes in the video. Could it be me? ]
[Ying: Maybe it's Fischl! After all, she's just an investigator, so she doesn't need to have strong combat power. But in the video, she becomes the main combat unit.]
[Fischl:......]
[Keqing: In terms of my strength, I am somewhat confident.]
[Ying: Indeed, now that he has become a high-ranking official in a powerful organization, his strength should not be too bad, right? ]
[Beng-Cocolia:? ? ]
【Beng-Cocolia: What are you barking at? 】
(After thinking about all the high-ranking people in the three worlds, it seems that only Cocolia in Honkai Impact 3rd is an ordinary person... Although she is a veteran, she is somewhat inferior to the leaders of other forces...)
(Now Walter is still blocking the door of the Quantum Sea, and Raiden Ryoma was framed and imprisoned by Cocolia, so Cocolia is now the leader of the anti-entropy radicals and the actual leader of the ME Society. Is she also a high-level person?)
[Kaeya: Isn't this right? We were clearly discussing who has become stronger, so why has the focus become on who is stronger? ]
[Theresa: But, the stronger a person is, the harder it is to become stronger, right? So there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with this! ]
【March 7: That makes sense! 】
[Vendy: I feel like something is a little weird... Never mind, are you sure the answer is Klee or Fischl?]
【Wendy: Everyone, step back! I’m going to start answering questions! 】
[March 7: You're not going to grab a wrong answer again, are you?]
【Wendy: How can you say that? I answered the question wrong based on my own ability!】
[Ying: I don’t really care about the answer - I just want to know, can the reward for this question be changed to that electroplated little girl? I want to see...]
[Yan Fei:? ?]
[Yan Fei: You? You broke the law, did you know that? ]
[Yan Fei: Don’t let me catch you in Liyue, or you will be in big trouble! ]
[Ying: I don't accept it! I'm in Mondstadt now! Do you still want to use Liyue's laws to control the people of Mondstadt? ]
[Yan Fei: Regardless of whether Mondstadt has relevant laws or not - if you don't want to follow Liyue's laws, then I also know a little bit about immortal laws.]
【fluorescent:? ? 】
[Ying: Okay, okay, I won’t say a word until my lawyer comes.]
[Live broadcast room: Free speech time is over! The quick answer session begins! ]
【Congratulations to Fu Xuan for winning the right to answer questions. 】
[Fu Xuan: Oh? Do you need me to choose between the two options? Unfortunately, my luck has never been very good...]
Fu Xuan has always believed that everything in the world has its own rules - but it's up to man to plan and change the stars!
It is not advisable to blindly believe in luck, but at this moment she can only leave it to luck.
【Fu Xuan: I choose D! 】
[Live broadcast room: Congratulations to Fu Xuan for answering... Wrong! ]
[Punishment for Fu Xuan to perform "Silly Everywhere"! ]
(From the up master Wutujun, the mysterious code of the small broken station is BV1Uh4y1a7MA.)
(Try the review again - if it still doesn't work, I might not add the mysterious code anymore.)
[Kiana: "Silly Everywhere"? It sounds like... it's not a good thing...]
[Qingque: It should be... no way? ]
[Qingque: This kind of script-based punishment has appeared several times before, but there haven't been any weird scripts, right?]
[Qiliangliang: Wasn’t there a video before where Liyue defeated Mondstadt? Or was it the Wind God who put the enemy in himself...]
[Ying: Is that strange? But it seems like something Wendy would do! ]
【Wendy: You are slandering me! 】
[March 7: This script already clearly says it’s ‘stupid’…]
[Qingque: No! The previous scripts were obviously based on each person's personality traits! No matter how you think about it, Taibu-sama has nothing to do with "stupidity", right?]
[Qingque: I, little Qingque, will defend Master Taibu with my real name today! I am crazy about Master Taibu, I am crazy about Master Taibu, I will bang my head against the wall for Master Taibu! ]
[Ying: She really loves it! ]
Putting aside the fact that the usually amiable Xiao Qingque was killing everyone in the live broadcast room and maintaining the bright image of his boss - Fu Xuan himself, was teleported to a small room by the live broadcast room.
Fu Xuan looked around. This small room was extremely simple. Apart from a set of tables and chairs, there was nothing else.
There was a piece of paper on the table, which I guess was the script for this time.
Fu Xuan thought so, sat on the chair, picked up the paper on the table and started reading.
The live broadcast room also transmitted the music score directly into Fu Xuan's mind at the right time.
"This... is ridiculous!"
Not long after, Fu Xuan was so angry that his face turned red after reading the lyrics: "How could I possibly sing such childish lyrics!"
At this time, the live broadcast room screen appeared again in front of Fu Xuan, but this time, it was a private chat between the live broadcast room and her.
[Live broadcast room: Master Taibu, if you don’t sing, you can’t leave~]
Fu Xuan was furious and slammed the table and stood up: "I, Fu Xuan, the Grand Diviner and one of the Six Imperial Guardians of the Immortal Boat Luofu, would never sing such weird lyrics even if I were to die in this room!"
[Live broadcast: Hey, the little thing is not big, but has a bad temper. ]
Fu Xuan became even angrier after hearing this, but before she could lose her temper, the next sentence came out in the live broadcast room.
[Live broadcast room: You have to think about it. If you really don't go out, who should you ask for divination if there is any problem with Xianzhou Luofu in the future? You can't ask Qingque to come, right? ]
[Live broadcast: Isn't it true that you are going to hand over the Qiongguan formation that you carefully maintain every day to an outsider to use at will? ]
[Live broadcast room: And, the most important point, who will take care of Qingque if he wants to go out and slack off in the future? ]
The last sentence was also the one that touched Fu Xuan the most.
Over there, Qingque in the live broadcast room was still killing people in order to protect Fu Xuan's image. Over here, Fu Xuan was struggling to cut off Qingque's chance to slack off in the future.
This may be a two-way journey!
I just wonder if Qingque will regret it after knowing Fu Xuan's thoughts...
Fu Xuan was silent for a long time, then gritted his teeth and said, "I'll take this job!"