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Chapter 131: Stop it, Brother Kao, there are only voice actor memes outside!
[Qingque: Wait, wait, wait, I know both Xi'er and Yulandel——who is that Gray Swordsman? ]
[Herrscher of Knowledge: ...Yes, who is it? Why did you give it such a strange name! ]
[Ying: Uh... Although I really don't want to expose you, @Herrscher of Knowledge, there seems to be a scene in the video. ]
[Lawyer of Knowledge:......]
In the picture, Hei Xier was holding a sickle upside down with an evil smile on her face, and there was a hint of smile in her bright red pupils.
And the Gray Swordsman - the great Lady Herrscher of Knowledge, was covering her face with one hand and laughing wildly.
By doing this, the two of them were able to stop the real chuunibyou Fischl from getting any worse - it was probably the first time they had seen someone who was sicker than themselves.
Next to them, Yulandel looked helpless, but Oz looked as if he was used to it.
[Yulandel: Do they have any special intention in saying this? ]
[Oz: Maybe it’s a way to increase team cohesion.]
[Qingque: Aren’t these three problem children? ]
This article was quickly revealed, and Little Amy continued to report: "On the other side of the island, the climate is completely opposite and cold."
Otto continued: "In order to regain the power of the spring spirit, the three of them went back three years through a statue."
"But Keli accidentally fell into the lake."
【A Quan:? 】
[A Quan: Is there anything I can do here? ]
[Qin: Is that Klee in the video? She doesn’t look right...]
[Klee: No, that's not Klee! ]
【Ying: That's Kolisa! 】
[Kiana: What is Klee? That's just my period! Don't think I won't recognize you just because you changed your disguise!]
[Theresa: Don’t say such harsh words! ]
【Beng-Himeko: You know what, Theresa looks a bit old in this outfit... It's a very youthful outfit...】
[Theresa: This set of clothes was among the rewards given to me by the live broadcast room some time ago...]
[Kiana: Why would an old woman cosplay as a minor? ]
【Theresa: ? ? 】
[Theresa: Kiana, the Judas on your head looks so good! ]
【Kiana: What...? 】
In the video, Fischl imitates the Fountain Spirit and says, "Brave adventurer, which one did you drop, the golden girl, the silver girl, or the electroplated girl?"
[March 7: Wait, I can understand gold and silver, but this electroplated one... isn't it a bit outrageous? ]
[Ying: The spring spirit, can it be possible to work part-time as a river god? ]
【A Quan: I don’t think so. 】
[Ying: I think it’s ok—I dropped all three! ]
[A Quan: ...are you trying to make a fortune here? ]
Otto continued to report: "After answering the red girl honestly, the Fountain Spirit happily gave Diluk to Keqing as a reward."
In the picture, a pocket version of Diluk wearing Klee's clothes appeared in everyone's sight.
[Diluk: ???]
[Kaeya: Hahahahaha——]
[Kaeya: Master Diluk, why are you wearing Klee's clothes? ]
[Klee: It's a strange adult... It's a strange Klee... Woohoo~ Klee has become strange! ]
【Ying: Diluli~makes a cat-like face.】
Fischl gave a subtle smile and explained, "Red, very hot, for a girl."
【Leize:? 】
Otto shook his head and continued to report: "By transplanting the saplings from three years ago to another place, the three people successfully changed the terrain three years later and found the key."
Fischl was a little confused: "The Fountain Elf can finally eat the instant noodles he has always dreamed of. It's been three years, so is the shelf life okay?"
[Kiana: Are you pursuing anything? You dreamed of it, but you ended up eating instant noodles?]
[A Quan: You are still talking about me, what are you pursuing? ]
[Kiana: I want to eat something with a beautiful girl flavor! ]
[Bluebird: No matter how you look at it, this is a very perverted statement...]
Otto: "In the end, in the righteous eight-on-one battle, the Ice Beast Wind Wolf King was also defeated by everyone."
"Congratulations, the story ends here..."
The news briefing segment ends here, with a video inserted in between.
"Emperor-level Honkai Beast vs. Solomon Demon Pillar, who will have the last laugh?"
"The Avalon magician angrily scolded the eighth Herrscher of Honkai. When will the voice actor memes stop?"
"Which is more boring, a bad joke or a pun?"
"What does Lu Xun's work have to do with Zhou Shuren?"
"Welcome to watch this issue's special report - Travels in Another World!"
[Sino: Cold jokes and puns...are not boring at all! ]
[Tinari: You're being targeted quite obviously! ]
The video ends and Otto's figure appears on the screen again.
"Recently, Tianming Entertainment and ETStudio of Anti-Entropy are jointly producing a new work..."
[March 7: I seem to have just heard this sentence...]
The lines were indeed the same, but this time, Otto noticed something was wrong before he finished speaking. He then looked at the Herrscher of Knowledge opposite him with a serious expression: "Hey, ancestor, why are you back? Where's little Amy?"
The Herrscher of Knowledge shook his head: "Her copy was too difficult to write, so she was sent back - let's talk about the new work!"
【Oz: ...It is indeed difficult to write.】
[Fischl: Oz!!]
[Oz: Miss, what you mean is that you don’t need to say it in front of so many people...]
[Fischl: Oz! This sentence doesn't need to be translated! ]
[March 7: Just two words, can you translate a sentence? Awesome!]
The Herrscher of Knowledge: "The story begins when a traveler wakes up on a desert island and opens his eyes to see an emergency food calling him."
[Rosalia: Lilia Lilia! Look! That traveler is me!]
【Lilia: Rosalia, I saw it. 】
Otto: "The traveler (this is Rosalia, voice actor Duoduo P) is curious about why Paimon (voice actor is still Duoduo P) has the same voice as himself. First, I will put a blood pressure bar of Kaoge here."
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Herrscher of Knowledge: "And Paimon is more curious about why the Traveler can hear the alarm of Kaoge's blood pressure monitor in a plot without dubbing."
Otto: "Hungry and thirsty travelers saw the delicious meat in front of them and took a bite without hesitation - redefining self-sufficiency."
(There are too many voice actor jokes!)