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Chapter 1230 Whoever doesn't leave is a son of a bitch
After saying this, Fan Like got up and checked the surveillance video.
Shen Xi quickly stopped him: "Finish your talk first before you go."
"Alright... that's fine."
Shen Xi reminded him, "Remember to send me a copy of the surveillance footage when the time comes. I want to see it, too."
"no problem."
"Very good, let's get back to the topic and tell me about your grandparents' divorce."
"Yes, divorce." Fan Like came back to his senses and continued, "My grandma is really amazing. I finally understand why my grandpa didn't meet her for so many years. It turns out that it's not that he doesn't want to, but that he doesn't dare."
Even if all the members of the Fan family were tied together, they would not be a match for Old Lady Fan. She would beat anyone who tried to stop her. Of course, her main focus was still on beating the old man. In the end, everyone in the Fan family, young and old, was defeated by her.
Fortunately, Fan Like was sensible. He hugged his wife, stood outside the battle early in the morning, and watched the fun comfortably while holding his son.
How exciting it is, watching the old lady beat up those scums of the Fan family, so cool!
In fact, the only one who really dared to fight with Old Lady Fan was the old man. Who else would dare?
But the old man couldn't beat her.
Yes, it is humiliating to say it, but it is the truth.
Mr. Fan was no match for Mrs. Fan and was beaten badly.
"I never expected this. Ever since I can remember, I have never seen my grandparents appear in the same picture. Only today did I know the reason."
"So you're afraid of being beaten. My grandma is really fierce, and she attacks indiscriminately without giving anyone face. Sister Xi, I think my grandma might be able to fight with you."
"Thank you, you know how to make arrangements." She dared to hit Old Mrs. Fan. Did she think she had too much money?
Not only Mrs. Fan, she doesn't dare to hit any old lady.
But Fan Like's storytelling nature is really speechless. He has been talking for such a long time but hasn't even gotten to the part about divorce.
Fortunately, that's what's next.
"My grandma broke my grandpa's head, so he was taken away in an ambulance."
Old Lady Fan smashed the old man's most beloved Ming Dynasty lotus bowl on his head. It was glorious, blood came out, and the wound was not big, but that bowl was his favorite, so the old man fainted successfully.
Everyone in the Fan family was in a panic. He couldn't die. He didn't even have a will. How could they divide the money?
So they hurriedly rushed the old man to the hospital.
Then, the old man woke up, went on a rage in the hospital, and said he wanted a divorce.
"I've had enough of this woman in my life. I want a divorce!"
After hearing this, Mrs. Fan replied directly and domineeringly: "Divorce! If you don't divorce, you are my son! And a turtle son at that!"
"Tomorrow I will have someone come to your house to get a divorce certificate. If you dare to hide, old dog Fan, you are a dog!"
Mr. Fan shut up, and no one knew what he was thinking.
"So, my grandma came again today and is sitting in the lobby. She said she would wait for my grandpa to come back from the hospital and then have someone come to get the certificate!"
Fan Like paused and said, "She even brought her lawyer with her, saying she wants half of my grandfather's fortune!"
Not only are there lawyers, but also accountants, actuaries, etc. She brought a bunch of people with her. Even a fool like Fan Like knew that she came prepared.
"It seems like she's not just trying to scare my grandfather, she's serious about it."
Shen Xi suddenly felt that Grandma Fan had wanted to divorce for a long time, and was just looking for this excuse to make things worse...
Before she could say anything, Chen Chuan suddenly took the phone from her: "Fan Like."
"What are you doing?"
"Give the phone to Mrs. Fan."
"Why give her this? Ah Chuan, I advise you not to offend her on New Year's Day. She won't give you face because of me. When my grandma gets angry, she will go crazy and anyone who bumps into her will die!"
Didn’t you see that both his father and grandfather were sent to the hospital by Old Lady Fan?
How fierce.
Well, he discovered today that he had spoken too loudly to the old lady before, and he would change it in the future.
Chen Chuan said, "Stop talking nonsense. Just give it to me when I ask you to."
"Oh, okay. Let's make it clear first. If she wants to scold you, you can't take it out on me."
Fan Like took the phone reluctantly.
Old Mrs. Fan was sitting on the sofa in the living room, holding Zhuangbao and playing with him.
"Zhuangbao, give grandma a smile."
Zhuangbao had just eaten and drunk his fill, and he smiled very politely.
It's really strange. His facial features are exactly the same as those of Old Lady Fan and Fan Like, but inexplicably, he is more handsome than them and looks very cute.
Everyone agreed that it was probably some of Deng Wenjun's, uh... recessive genes that played a recessive role. In short, Zhuangbao was a chubby and cute baby.
As soon as Mrs. Fan saw him, she felt happy, especially now that he was smiling at her, which made her like him even more.
"Zhuangbao, Zhuangbao, grandma's good baby~~"
The usually stern voice now sounded as if it was slightly clamped.
Fan Like saw that his grandmother was smiling and was obviously in a good mood, so he touched her.
Mrs. Fan's smile disappeared as soon as she saw him. She glared at him coldly and said, "Is that old man back?"
Fan Like retorted subconsciously: "My grandfather is an old man who never dies. You are five years older than him. What are you?"
"I'm your grandma!"
"Pa", a big slap in the face, Shen Xi on the other end of the phone felt sorry for Fan Like when he heard it.
Old Fan, he can't control his mouth, isn't he asking for a slap?
Sure enough, after a slap, Fan Like became obedient.
"What are you doing here? Being a bitch?"
Fan Like waited for more than ten seconds, and finally held back his tears. He handed the phone over with trembling hands: "Achuan said he wants to talk to you about something."
Shen Xi glanced at Chen Chuan and said, "Do you think Mrs. Fan will pay attention to you?"
Chen Chuan smiled: "What do you think?"
What else are you guessing? The next second——
"Is it that bad boy?"
Hahahaha, Shen Xi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Old Lady Fan continued to complain: "That boy has a smiling face, but he is calculating in his mind. You followed him, he sold you out, and you helped count the money, afraid that he would make less money, so you had to put in money."
Fan Like was very angry: "Who are you looking down on?"
"You!"
"Oh, forget about me. But you can't say Ah Chuan, or else I won't give you face even though you're my grandmother."
Shen Xi:......
He used to complain that his dad was a shoe shiner in front of his grandfather, but now that Fan Like is shining his shoes, they are also shiny and bright.
"Tsk." Old Mrs. Fan sneered.
"Humph, I am stupid, but you are wrong about one thing. Ah Chuan will never plot against me. I am his best friend in his life."
Old Lady Fan rarely refuted this. "The only right thing you did in your life was to cling to his thighs. Otherwise, you would just be played around by him."
Fan Like is angry but dares not say anything, he is an honest man.
"Give it to me, let me see what evil tricks he has up his sleeve."
Wow, Shen Xi is so looking forward to it.