Chapter 123 Oh my god! The cat is sucking people!
Chapter 123 Oh my god! The cat is sucking people!
The seasonings in the kitchen were well preserved (untouched for three years) so they didn’t go bad.
As for some side dishes, a large area of them was planted in the backyard. Although Mom Xiong has never cooked, she still cares a lot about taking care of the small vegetable garden.
Now it looks full of vitality, and because of the abundant spiritual energy here, all the vegetables are plump and juicy.
So Jiang Yan started to get busy alone.
Find, wash and cut vegetables, turn on a high fire, add cold oil to the pot, and first catch a fish to practice.
The spirit fish on the chopping board seemed to realize that it was about to die and kept struggling hard.
Ripples appeared in the air, and some water spirit energy was unconsciously drawn in, trying to impact Jiang Yan, but failed to cause any harm to him.
Jiang Yan held the kitchen knife with a pious look on his face.
"Good boy, fish, it will only hurt for a moment~"
fish:@%*!
The kitchen knife flashed a bright silver light in the air, and the spirit fish died on the spot and fell into the pot.
This spiritual fish is full of treasures and almost no processing is required. Its internal organs are all made up of water spirit essence, so eating this fish is equivalent to absorbing water spirit essence.
The hot oil sizzled with a crackling sound, and instantly it emitted a fragrant aroma, forcing out the spiritual energy in the spirit fish as well.
Jiang Yan flicked his fingers and all the spiritual energy was sealed in the pot, unable to dissipate.
Then he took off the gourd from his waist, uncorked it and poured out some wine to neutralize the properties.
.........
Jiang Yan was very busy, but Shen Ming was a little quiet.
Uh...she was the one who was quiet, but Mom Bear had no intention of being quiet at all.
Bear Mouth hadn't stopped talking since just now, and he kept mumbling something while sitting next to her.
"Grilled fish~Braised fish~Fried fish~Steamed fish~Boiled fish~Sauerkraut fish..."
She was so confused after hearing this...
In fact, Shen Ming also wanted to communicate with Xiong Ma, but she didn't know how to start, so she chose not to speak.
"Grilled fish... braised fish... eh? Are you... Zizi's apprentice?"
Mother Bear exclaimed as if she had just remembered that there was someone beside her.
After hearing this, Shen Ming's expression changed subtly.
"Yes... I am Master's disciple..."
But she had just finished speaking when she felt her body lighten and was picked up by the bear mother! She was completely unable to resist and before she could even react, the table in front of her turned into a furry bear face...
Mother Bear rubbed Shen Ming affectionately, like a big cat addicted to catnip, murmuring as she rubbed.
"What kind of disciple? You look like a little kid to me~"
"How could I be fooled by a cub when I'm so smart~ You are the cub's little cub~"
"Because you give me the same feeling as when I was little~ Bears love you so much~"
Shen Ming's expression instantly became distorted, and he fell into the ocean of bear mother's embrace and resisted frantically, but... it was no use...
"Ah~ Bear...Mama Bear~@%Don't rub...Shen Ming...Wu..."
A rare scene of a cat sucking a person appeared on the scene!
But what is more terrifying is that this cat is a big cat weighing more than 400 kilograms.
When her claws are opened, they are as big as her head!
Shen Ming's small body looked like a pitiful and helpless dodder, being held in the arms of the bear mother, kissed, hugged and lifted high~
"Bear...Mama Bear...Shen Ming...Shen Ming is afraid of heights..."
Shen Ming spoke with difficulty in the bear's paw. The frightened voice finally made the mother bear calm down, and she no longer squeezed Shen Ming as addictedly.
"Little boy, you are afraid of heights~ Then grandma won't shake you..."
"When grandma first learned to fly, she was also very scared...it took a long time for my son to accompany her before she got used to it~"
Mom Xiong continued to chatter while holding Shen Ming. Originally, Shen Ming thought it was boring to hear Mom Xiong chattering all the time, but now she didn't feel that way at all!
Don't stop! Oh, don't stop! Just keep talking!
"Huh~ Mama Bear's enthusiasm... really makes Shen Ming a little... a little overwhelmed..."
Shen Ming thought with lingering fear, and then in order to prevent the bear mother from sucking people crazily again, he agreed and kept speaking to continue the topic and divert the bear mother's attention.
Seeing that Shen Ming was having a great time chatting with her, Mom Xiong was also very happy. She was finally not lonely anymore!
So he started to complain, pouring out all the depression he had experienced over the past three years.
What about no one to chat with…what about no movies to watch…what about eating bamboo shoots every day and almost vomiting…blah blah blah…
Shen Ming nodded and agreed from time to time, occasionally laughing a few times, the whole process seemed to be full of joy and warmth~
Just like this, about two quarters of an hour passed, and in Shen Ming's eagerly awaited eyes, Jiang Yan finally came out!!!
I couldn't help but look happy and excited, and kept blinking at him! ! What I meant was... Master, come and save me! If you don't come, your disciple will be sucked to death! !
……
Different from Shen Ming's vision, the scene in Jiang Yan's eyes was like this the moment he walked out of the bamboo house.
Mother Bear was chatting happily with Shen Ming about family matters, while Shen Ming was sitting in her arms with two paws in front of her holding her up (trapping her).
Although her hair was messy and her clothes were in disarray, the look in her eyes when she looked at him was so bright! So excited! Even her eyes were shining!
Literally glowing.
The clear blue eyes stared straight at Jiang Yan! The look seemed to be saying, "Master, it feels so good to be with Bear Mama!"
Seeing this, Jiang Yan smiled knowingly, clenched his fist, gave Shen Ming a thumbs up, and opened his mouth slightly.
"Master understands! We won't disturb you two from talking! We'll leave now, you two can chat slowly!"
Then he turned around and went back...
Shen Ming opened her mouth slightly with a blank expression! She blinked frantically to signal!
But Jiang Yan just grinned and nodded, no one knew what he understood, and in the end he even staggered back? ?
Shen Ming gritted his teeth!
Good! Master, how dare you abandon Shen Ming! Humph!
Shen Ming's expression changed instantly, he looked up at the smiling bear mom and said:
"Mama Bear~ Just now I saw Master secretly eating grilled fish by himself~"
The bear mom who was talking nonstop was stunned!
"where?"
"Uh...Mama Bear, didn't you see it? It was just at the door~"
Shen Ming squinted his eyes and smiled, then he felt his body lighten. He left the warm and broad embrace and sat on the stool.
When I came to my senses again, I saw a black shadow rushing into the bamboo house!
Then these voices came from inside...
"Baby! How dare you eat alone without waiting for your mother!!"
"Ah? How did you know, Mommy Bear?"
“Ahhh! You really cheated!!”
“Woo woo woo…!” (I’m a chef, of course I have to eat!)
.........
Shen Ming sat on the stool with his hands on his hips, looking very angry.
"Damn it, Master!"
She said this angrily, and then she breathed a sigh of relief unconsciously. She was finally out of the arms of the bear mother...
She didn't mind being hugged by Master, and she didn't mind being hugged by Bear Mama either. But if she was being squeezed like a dodder, then that would be a bit...
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