Chapter 244 You are the Dragon God Grandpa
Chapter 244 You are the Dragon God Grandpa
Cao Erdan looked inside.
The old man who had just gone in was now curled up on the sofa.
A girl sat on his lap and pulled his beard:
"Huang Benchu, you ran away halfway through last time and haven't paid me yet. Did you get to whip me for so long for nothing?"
The timid old man had a grin on his face:
"Oh, Cui'er, I'm back!"
As he spoke, he pulled a few crumpled banknotes out of his back pocket with one hand.
Tuck it into the girl's waistband:
"Cui'er, take this money first. I'll give you a reward later if you serve me well!"
Girls get happy as soon as they see money.
She immediately bent down to give the old man named Huang Benchu a massage.
They used all their hands, feet, and tongues, making Huang Benchu laugh so hard he kept chattering.
Finally, he jumped up:
"No, I still prefer to hear you yell. Come on, let me whip you a little longer!"
He pulled out a small leather whip from his lower back.
Cui'er was obedient and immediately lay down on the ground with her buttocks sticking out.
Waiting for Wong Ben-cho to slap her.
Cao Erdan couldn't help but chuckle inwardly at Song Changli's recklessness.
This is clearly a case of Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one willing to hit and the other willing to be hit.
The old man's out picking up girls.
The girl is making money.
Even the Security Bureau wouldn't bother with this, yet he, the Colonel of the Imperial Gate, actually took matters into his own hands.
And they messed up!
If Ji Feng knew this, he'd laugh his head off!
Thinking of this, Cao Erdan almost burst out laughing.
But with just that one tremor, Huang Benchu inside the room seemed to sense something.
"Some bastard messed things up for me last night, and that guy's a pro. I hope no one messes things up for me tonight!"
Cui'er said:
"Then go and close the window."
"okay."
Huang Benchu reached out and opened the curtains.
He and Cao Erdan locked eyes.
"Oh my god, someone's coming again!"
Huang Benchu was so frightened that he jumped over Cui'er's body.
Just run away.
Cao Erdan couldn't help but laugh and curse:
"Do you have to be so timid?"
He jumped down from the windowsill.
He slapped Cui'er on the bottom:
"Get up. I'm sorry, I've ruined your business again!"
With that, he rushed out the door to chase after Huang Benchu.
This old fellow can bewitch a Dao Realm expert and even use ice talismans; he's no ordinary person.
We can't let him get away so easily.
We have to give Song Changli an explanation, no matter what.
Cao Erdan followed him out, and the kid jumped out of the window on the third-floor corridor.
Cao Erdan followed closely behind.
They were only a dozen or so steps behind.
When Huang Benchu left the residential compound, he also left the compound.
Huang Benchu went up into the house, and so did he.
Huang Benchu lifted the roof tiles and threw them at him.
Cao Erdan caught the attack and retaliated.
"Clap"
A tile hit Huang Benchu in the buttocks.
The old man let out a loud "Ouch!" in pain.
Suddenly it turned around:
"Kid, if you insist on chasing me, don't blame your Master Huang for being impolite!"
As he spoke, two gleaming throwing knives were tossed over with a "whoosh".
"Little tricks!"
Cao Erdan easily dodged it by sidestepping.
I wanted to grab him, but then I heard a whooshing sound behind my head.
Quickly duck and dodge.
The two throwing knives actually turned back like boomerangs.
It circled in mid-air and then attacked the back of its own head.
This time, he dodged the two throwing knives, but they didn't hit Cao Erdan. They flew five or six meters away and then came back.
"Holy crap, that's amazing!"
The unexpected move caught Cao Erdan off guard and threw him into a panic.
Huang Benchu stood on the roof tile, his shoulders shaking with laughter:
"Hehehe, you brat, I've put a talisman on this knife, it'll obey you perfectly! Quickly kneel down and call me grandpa, and I'll spare you!"
Cao Erdan laughed and cursed:
"You think you can subdue me with this little trick?"
Watch the throwing knife come at you.
Raise your hand.
The blade flashed in his hand.
"Click"
The two talisman blades were shattered by the blade light in Cao Erdan's hand.
It couldn't get off the ground.
"Hey, this is something! Grandpa's not going to fight you anymore!"
Huang Benchu turned around and ran away again.
"Where to run!"
Cao Erdan had already predicted the direction he would escape in.
He rushed forward and grabbed one of his ankles.
Pick him upside down.
"puff"
A plume of yellow smoke billowed from Huang Benchu's trouser leg.
It smells really bad.
Cao Erdan had heard from Song Changli that this old fellow could use poison, so he was already on guard.
He grabbed him and started holding his breath.
In the end, I still inhaled a small amount of smoke.
Fortunately, Cao Erdan possesses dragon energy, giving him strong resistance to poison.
So he swayed slightly, then exhaled a breath, and broke free from the suffocating smoke.
He raised his hand and punched him in the back of the butt:
"You son of a bitch, you actually farted?"
"Grandpa still has ice talismans!"
Huang Benchu casually popped two bright spots out from his lower back.
Cao Erdan stared at this bright spot:
"puff"
He blew out a breath of true energy.
The ice talisman betrayed him and slapped Huang Benchu directly in the face.
"Hey kid, you've got some skills!"
Suddenly, the creature bared its sharp teeth and bit at Cao Erdan's leg.
At this moment, Cao Erdan was holding him upside down, and it was really hard to guard against this kind of thing.
"Fuck you!"
Cao Erdan used his arm force to throw him directly to the ground.
He then jumped off the roof.
"bang"
Huang Benchu was thrown around so hard he was completely disoriented and almost passed out.
After the sound, someone lit a lamp in the house:
"Who's in the yard!"
The porch light came on, illuminating the courtyard.
It was only then that Huang Benchu got a clear look at Cao Erdan.
Suddenly, his face filled with astonishment, and he shouted:
"You are... Grandpa Dragon God?"
"Damn, who are you calling a 'slut'?"
"I'm not insulting you, you're the Dragon God Grandpa!"
Suddenly, Huang Benchu stepped forward and knelt down in front of Cao Erdan with a thud.
Cao Erdan thought he was going to bite someone again.
Just as I was about to kick him, I saw him kneel down.
It's strange:
"What are you talking about? Kneel down and I won't beat you up?"
Huang Benchu, his two-inch-long mustache twitching, looked excited.
"It's you, it's you! Grandfather Dragon God, I bow to you!"
He kowtowed immediately.
This completely stumped Cao Erdan.
Does this kid have no bottom line?
If you can't beat them, you just kowtow?
"Get up and speak properly, or I'll beat you up even if you kowtow until your head breaks!"
"Yes, Grandpa Dragon God, I will answer any questions you may have."
"Stop thief!"
At this moment, the owner of the house came out, holding a rolling pin in his hand.
Huang Benchu pulled Cao Erdan:
"Grandpa, let's talk in private for a moment!"
With that, he leaped out of the wall.
Cao Erdan quickly corrected him:
"If you old bastard call me grandpa again, don't even think about me kicking you. How old are you?!"
"Seventy-three!"
"Then why do you call me grandpa? Are you cursing me?"
Huang Benchu quickly explained:
"Please don't be upset, there's a reason why I call you Grandpa Dragon God!"
"Speak! Explain your origins to me clearly, or I'll rip your head off!"
Huang Benchu pulled Cao Erdan aside and squatted down against the wall of the house to start talking.
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