I started a senior citizen university after being unemployed, and I became the favorite of my uncles

Chapter 174: A class cannot have both Crouching Dragon and Phoenix

As he was speaking, the tall and burly foreign student opposite him stood up.

Uncle Li once again intuitively felt how tall his new classmate was, like a wall.

"I guess even Old Chang is not as tall as him." Uncle Li compared in his mind.

"Hello, my name is Li Dangjian. Are you a new student? Why did you come so far to school?"

"My name is Mu Long. I have never been out of Northeast China before. My son changed jobs, so my whole family moved out with him. I'm still not used to it."

“Are you a foreigner?”

“No, I’m Russian.”

"No wonder your accent is so authentic, sit down and talk." Uncle Li really didn't want to keep looking up at him, so he pushed the new classmate to get him to sit down. When he touched him, he found that the new classmate's muscles were very solid.

Uncle Li looked at him and asked curiously, "So you are mixed-blood?"

"My grandparents are Russian, and my father is Chinese, and so am I."

"What a coincidence! I am also mixed-blood, from the south of the Yellow River to the north of the Yellow River."

Uncle Li asked his curious question: "Do you have a Russian name?"

Uncle Mu nodded. "My Russian name is a bit long. It's Voskoboynikov Victor Augustevich."

"Oh my, this name is so long that it could be used as my WiFi password."

"How about this, I'll give you a new name. You're so tall and strong, so I'll call you Da Zhuang from now on."

Uncle Li held Uncle Mu's arm in a friendly manner and said, "Da Zhuang, you can follow me. I know this school well. I have been studying here for half a year. This school is like my home."

Uncle Mu kept emphasizing that he had a name, but Uncle Li just felt more comfortable calling him Da Zhuang.

Uncle Li was "brainwashing" the new students. He was the recognized leader of the entire senior citizens' university when Old Fu slammed his bag full of mahjong onto the table.

"When the tiger is away, the monkey becomes king. Old Li, you are getting carried away."

"You have a loud voice, little mouse." Uncle Li retorted without even looking up.

He is no longer the Uncle Li of the past. He has studied "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Be a Boss" hard at home and has become a mature big brother.

"Who are you talking about?"

"I am talking about you."

"Do you have the ability to say it again?"

"What can you do to me?"

Uncle Mu thought that the two of them were really arguing, and hurriedly separated them by holding one in each hand.

Only then did Mr. Fu see that there was such a strong new classmate.

Uncle Mu put his hands on the shoulders of Old Fu and Uncle Li. The two men could no longer struggle and had become obedient.

Uncle Mu thought his persuasion had worked, and was very pleased: "This is so good, classmates don't quarrel with each other."

Uncle Mu, in line with the principle of "being a good person to the end", asked the two of them to hug each other and make peace.

Just as Old Fu and Uncle Li were hesitating whether to take the opportunity to step on each other, Mr. Huang, the Chinese painting teacher, appeared quietly and said faintly: "Your class is the most chaotic on the entire floor."

He spoke in a very low voice, just for Old Fu and Uncle Li to hear.

Teacher Huang is a little overwhelmed now.

Last semester, he saw how crazy Mr. Qiao, the teacher in the poetry class, would be because he had two funny teachers, Mr. Fu and Uncle Li.

At that time, there was only Mr. Fu in his class. Mr. Li didn't make any trouble except that he didn't like painting, so he couldn't understand Teacher Qiao.

Teacher Qiao once said that Lao Fu and Uncle Li are like dynamite and fire, they will explode only when they are put together.

Teacher Huang, who was watching the fun at the time, now deeply understands this sentence.

Today was the first day of school. He wanted to keep smiling and leave a good impression on his new classmates, so he calmed down and advised them:

"Uncle Fu and Uncle Li, class is about to start. Can you please go back to your seats?"

He was about to turn around when he heard Uncle Li scream, "Old Fu, are you in this class too?"

"You've studied Chinese painting before, shouldn't you be taking the intermediate class now?"

According to the class division requirements for this semester, uncles and aunts who have studied courses last semester will be assigned to the intermediate class when they sign up for the same course again, so that they can connect with what they learned last semester and do not have to start from scratch.

The uncles and aunts who registered for the first time were in the beginner class.

Uncle Li didn't expect that after studying for half a year, Old Fu would be on the same starting line with him.

"Brother, why don't you go to the intermediate class?"

"Did you fail to overtake on the curve and overturn the car?"

Old Fu suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.

The facts are similar to what Uncle Li guessed.

Mr. Fu is now a "repeater" because his performance in the Chinese painting class last semester was too "outstanding". Looking at a picture of "Chickens Pecking Rice" with many hand prints on it, Teacher Huang was reluctant to let him move up to the intermediate class.

After studying for one semester, others have started drawing birds, but Mr. Fu is still making hand prints.

Others are creative artists, but Lao Fu is a Chuangfei art teacher.

Teacher Huang actually wanted to persuade Jiazai that Lao Fu was really not suitable for learning Chinese painting, but Jiazai said that Lao Fu liked it and insisted on signing up.

If Mr. Fu were to go to the intermediate class, Teacher Huang would be worried that he would not be able to keep up with the progress.

After much deliberation, I decided to let him "repeat a grade", but unexpectedly, he was in the same class with Uncle Li again.

Teacher Huang had a hunch that these two people posed no threat to him in the academic world, but would ruin his reputation in the education world.

A class will not have both the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick at the same time, unless they are Mr. Li and Mr. Fu.

He thought that having both Lao Fu and Uncle Li in their class was enough to make them collapse.

In the afternoon, I heard that an uncle in the math class next door set up a Bagua formation to solve a problem.