My inner elixir can cure all poisons? You won't dig it out.

Chapter 129: Shit and Piss Fighting (Friendly Reminder: This is a smelly chapter)

There are natural rules on the battlefield of all races, prohibiting the use of any means of transportation.

Therefore, the team that Bai Yanlan was in kept traveling around the battlefield of all races. Even though they kept walking at their best, it still took them most of the day to reach the designated battlefield of all races.

"My dears, you are finally here." When Song Kuang saw his classmates, he sat on the ground and howled without caring about his image: "If you don't come, I will die of exhaustion."

Bai Yanlan observed the two carefully. Although they were covered in dust and their clothes were dirty and messy, they didn't look injured. She breathed a sigh of relief and teased, "Aren't you known as a natural fighter? Did you enjoy the fight this time?"

"This life is really not a life for human beings!" Song Kuang was left with tears in his eyes. "Since I entered this battlefield of all races, I haven't closed my eyes. It feels like I'm fighting all the time."

Monks can use cultivation to replace sleep, but in times of war, they still yearn for a peaceful sleep to soothe their tense nerves.

Bai Yanlan was puzzled: "Were the enemies we encountered this time very strong? Why did the fight take so long?"

"They are not that powerful, but their numbers are huge." Xu Jiayi rubbed his swollen forehead and briefly described the current battle situation.

The enemies on this battlefield are from the Nali Rabbit Realm. There are many species of Nali Rabbits, and their appearance is very similar to that of Spirit Rabbits, and their fighting styles are also very diverse.

"Their fighting ability is average, but their methods are extremely disgusting." Xu Jiayi frowned and emphasized, not knowing what she was thinking of.

Song Kuang was still choking on the side: "That's too disgusting."

"The most important thing is that there are so many of them. Every time they attack, it's as if new naked rabbits are constantly being refreshed."

There were so many naked rabbits that Song Kuang and his men were overwhelmed by them. They had thought about directly breaking through this passage and taking down the fortress on their way.

However, when they charged forward, they discovered that there were also densely packed rabbits behind the front line, and rabbits were constantly jumping out of the fortress.

They can't be killed, they can't be killed at all.

In the end, the other monks were exhausted and could not keep up with the pace of Song Kuang and Xu Jiayi. The charge was forced to be interrupted, and they could only temporarily retreat to their own fortress.

That time, even though they crushed the enemy all the way, they only advanced about one-third of the distance.

"Then why don't you activate the defensive formation?" Bai Yanlan was puzzled: "Why did you tire yourself out like this?"

"You'll understand once you've experienced that." Xu Jiayi rubbed her face roughly, trying to wipe away the fatigue on her face: "Calculate the time, the next wave of attacks will be here soon."

Before he finished speaking, there was a noticeable vibration from the ground.

The newly arrived disciples were very surprised: "Didn't we say in class that there would be earthquakes on the battlefield of all races?"

"It's not an earthquake," Song Kuang stretched his arms and picked up the hammer again, "It's those little bastards coming."

Bai Yanlan's expression tensed when he heard this, and he said, "Activate the defensive formation first and see what the situation is."

Based on the few conversations we just had, we still know too little about the enemy. It is not a good idea to rush out of the city to meet the enemy. It is better to observe the battle formation first and find a better way to deal with the enemy.

The defensive formation from the Ten Thousand Races Academy was activated immediately, and the disciples went straight up to the city wall.

Many monks who were defending the city gathered on the city wall. Without exception, they all looked exhausted. Some of them even showed a bit of numbness as they looked at the billowing smoke and dust that was getting closer.

Seeing this, Bai Yanlan directly activated her innate treasure technique. The first level of the gain state can directly enhance the qi and blood. Although it cannot eliminate mental fatigue, it can at least make the body feel much better.

The naked rabbits were all jumping and skipping when they marched, and their formation was huge. There was smoke and dust all the way, and just looking at them gave one a sense of the solemnity of a large army approaching.

Bai Yanlan had excellent eyesight and quickly saw the figure of the naked rabbit in the dust and smoke, and matched it with the knowledge points in the book.

The naked rabbits were not at all cute, but huge. The wide road in the Ten Thousand Races Battlefield could only accommodate seven or eight naked rabbits standing side by side.

Just the rabbit teeth exposed in its mouth looked bigger than Bai Yanlan, and its drooping ears were so big that they could serve as a plush quilt for Bai Yanlan.

After the rabbit army reached a certain distance, they stopped.

"This rabbit is quite smart. I estimate that this distance just exceeds the maximum distance for ordinary Jindan stage cultivators to cast spells." The disciples analyzed among themselves.

"Wait, what breed of rabbit is that?"

Suddenly, a group of huge rabbits flew out from the rabbit herd. They used their ears as wings, flapping them continuously, and flew up, flying high above the formation.

"This is a new species that is not in the book." A disciple quickly took out the photo stone and said, "We need to record it and add it to the book when we get back."

"Wait, they seem to have thrown down some hidden weapons."

"Oh my god, it's not a hidden weapon." The man's voice actually revealed a bit of fear: "It's fucking shit!"

Everyone understood what was going on without him having to say it.

Huge piles of rabbit shit fell from the sky. They failed to pass through the formation and instead stuck firmly on it, soon covering the sky and blocking out the sun.

A sour smell mixed with grass and soil came in through the formation.

It doesn't smell particularly bad, but just thinking about it...

“It’s really disgusting.”

Seeing that his classmates had suffered the same pain as he had, Song Kuang smiled with his big white teeth showing: "This is just the beginning, there are even more disgusting things."

"Wait, these shits can also absorb the spiritual power of the formation." The disciple in charge of controlling the formation shouted anxiously.

The formation requires spiritual power to control. Although they brought a lot of spirit stones on this trip, it is obviously impossible to rely on the formation to avoid the battle.

“You must hold on!” A terrified shout came from the crowd: “The formation is gone, and this shit will cover us.”

"Shit, those rabbits are starting to have diarrhea."

The rabbit flying in the air has probably finished its poop. What it poops out is watery and a little yellow, which makes it look even more disgusting.

Bai Yanlan no longer wanted to look up to continue observing. As soon as she lowered her head, she saw Xu Jiayi furtively handing over two small balls made of an unknown grass.

"Stuff it in your nose."

Bai Yanlan didn't understand why, but did as she was told quickly.

After a while, the shit stopped raining from the sky. Before everyone could breathe a sigh of relief, the natural rabbit started farting one after another.

The pale yellow gas passed through the formation at a high speed like a cannonball and spread around everyone.

"Ugh~ It stinks."

"Hold your breath."

"Fuck, holding your breath is useless."

Bai Yanlan had stuffed herself with green grass balls in advance, so she was not attacked by the poisonous gas. She sensed it a little and found that there was no toxin in these farts, they should just be simply smelly.

That's why the monks around him thought it was worse to be stinked together than to be stinked alone, so they secretly watched the fun from the sidelines with their laughter on.

The rabbit, having finished a round of attack, now flew away contentedly.

However, probably because they defecated too much, the rabbits' stomachs had shrunk and their bodies were crooked when they flew back, and they looked like they were exhausted from defecating.