Chapter 76 You are my aunt
Chapter 76 You are my aunt
Reality, at the gate of Maoling Mausoleum.
Li Man and Huo Qubing looked at each other, and then they looked at Luo Li at the same time, with silent doubts in their eyes, as if asking, "Did you fill in the correct destination for the online car-hailing service?"
The scene before them was far from the tomb of Emperor Wu of Han in their minds. Apart from other things, the simple sliding gate alone was much inferior to the grade of the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang. At first glance, it looked like the gate of a residential area.
Luo Li was also a little surprised. Although she knew that there wouldn't be too many people in Maoling, the number of tourists was too small. Was Emperor Wu of Han so low-profile?
Since Luo Li turned on the live broadcast in the car, what the ancient people saw at this moment was a dual-perspective live broadcast.
One perspective is Luo Li's lens, and the other is Huo Qubing's lens.
However, no matter which lens you look from, you can see that this place is far worse than the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang.
Han Dynasty.
When Liu Che learned that he was going to visit his own mausoleum, he was quite looking forward to it.
As a result, this is it?
When Liu Che saw the current state of his own tomb, his mood instantly fell from the clouds.
Not only are there few people, but the decoration is also very simple. Just look at the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang, there are statues, tour guides, sightseeing buses, and even electronic explanations.
As a result, there were only two potted plants at his door?
Originally he could still tolerate all this, but when he learned that the ticket price for his own mausoleum was less than half of that for Qin Shi Huang's Mausoleum, he was really furious!
Emperor Wu of Han pulled down his donkey face and wrote angrily on the sky curtain: [Am I not also the greatest emperor in history? Why are you descendants so partial to one and to the other? You are really biased! ]
Unfortunately, Luo Li didn't even look at the barrage. After buying the tickets, she took Li Man and Huo Qubing and went straight to the tombstone of Emperor Wu of Han.
As we walked, she acted as a tour guide and introduced: "Sister Man, don't frown, this place is actually quite nice. Look how blue the sky is and how fresh the air is."
"Although this tomb looks plain, it was built when Emperor Wu of Han first ascended the throne. It took 53 years to build, which is longer than the life of Qin Shi Huang. According to the "Book of Jin", it is said that the construction of this tomb cost one-third of the total tax revenue of the country."
Ying Zheng: "???"
You have to tickle me for this too?
Miss Luo knows our identities, why is she so presumptuous?
Han Dynasty, Liu Che frowned even more tightly. It would have been better if Luo Li hadn't said that. Now that she had said that, he felt even more uncomfortable.
It took him fifty-three years to build it, which is more than ten years longer than the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang. But even so, it still fails to attract people. Doesn't this make him even more of a failure?
Thinking of this, Liu Che suddenly had an idea: future generations will go to the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang to see the Terracotta Warriors.
Why not...he also follow the example of Ying Zheng and place a few terracotta warrior-ox statues in the burial pit?
reality.
After listening to Luo Li, Li Man explained, "I frowned not because the scenery was not beautiful, but because I always felt that there was a resentment beside me, and it felt chilly." As she spoke, Li Man subconsciously shrank her neck.
"Resentment?"
Luo Li glanced at Huo Qubing, who was standing next to Li Man and had more resentment than Sadako, and secretly complained in her heart: "With him next to you, it would be strange if you don't feel resentment."
In desperation, Luo Li had to pull Huo Qubing aside and whispered to him, "Look, this place is picturesque and has clear water and mountains. There is no one to disturb us. His Majesty Emperor Wu of Han will definitely be very happy to see it."
Huo Qubing looked at Luo Li suspiciously: "Really? But Your Majesty always likes pomp and circumstance."
"Of course it's true. How could I lie to you? He just left a comment saying that he really likes this peace."
On the other side of the sky, Liu Che had a face full of question marks.
"When did I say that?"
"I don't like it, I don't like it at all!"
Since Huo Qubing could not see the barrage, Liu Che could only watch his own child being fooled by Luo Li.
"Okay then." After hearing Luo Li's words, Huo Qubing's mood finally improved a little.
The three of them walked along the wide and quiet square and went straight to where the tombstone stood.
Just as Luo Li and Li Man were about to place the wild flowers they picked on the road in front of the tombstone, they heard a "thump" sound next to them.
When he turned around, he saw Huo Qubing kneeling on the ground and kowtowed.
Li Man looked at Luo Li expressionlessly and asked numbly, "Are the rules so strict in their mountain area? Do you have to kowtow to see an ancient tomb?"
"Uh..." Luo Li's brain was working frantically and the CPU was about to burn out.
"Well, um...ah...right! Isn't his last name Huo? Actually, his ancestor is Huo Qubing, so he might have been a little excited when he saw the tomb of Emperor Wu of Han."
"Is your ancestor Huo Qubing? Didn't Huo Qubing die young? How could he have descendants if he didn't even get married?" Li Man looked at her with an expression that said, "Do you take me for a fool?"
"Ah, Huo Guang knows, he belongs to that branch." Luo Li quickly made up for it.
"Huo Guang? Wasn't his entire clan exterminated by Liu Bingyi?"
Luo Li: “…”
You, a law student, don't study the laws properly, but start to think about history, right?
"Ah, I see. It's a fish that slipped through the net, right?"
"Yes! That's right, it should be the fish that slipped through the net." Seeing Li Man starting to imagine it herself, Luo Li quickly agreed with her.
"Then I understand. What a pity! My poor little General Huo died at such a young age without getting married. When I was a child, I fantasized about marrying General Huo when I watched "Dumb House". Eh? What's that expression on your face, Luo Luo?"
"Stop talking, Sister Man, really stop talking." Luo Li had already put on a mask of pain.
"I understand. You like General Xiao Huo, too, right? That won't do! Men can't give in to you. But you can marry General Wei. Then we can become a family."
Li Man, who is so smart, didn't even notice the instructions and kept on talking.
Luo Li caught a glimpse from the corner of her eye and saw that Huo Qubing's body had become stiff. He stood there in a daze with a look of disbelief.
Not only was Huo Qubing controlled, but Wei Qing on the other side of the sky also had his body stiffened.
Instead, Liu Che burst into laughter and said to Wei Qing: "I think this is a good idea. How about General Wei sacrifice himself and win over Miss Luo for our Han Dynasty?"
"Your Majesty, you are joking. I am too old to be worthy of Miss Luo."
Liu Che just smiled and said nothing more, but he was seriously considering whether this was feasible.
If he could really win over Luo Li, he could let Luo Li choose any young talent from the Han Dynasty, even if she chose him.
"Sister Man, please, don't say it, seriously."
In reality, Luo Li was so embarrassed that she kept tapping the ground with her toes. She estimated that if she tapped a few more times, she would dig out the body of Emperor Wu of Han.
"You seem to be acting strangely today. What's wrong? I've lowered my status to let you be my aunt, but you're not happy?" Li Man looked at Luo Li strangely.
At this time, Huo Qubing at the side could not help but speak up: "Sister Man, uncle, General Wei has a wife, Miss Luo can only be a concubine if she marries him."
"All right then." Li Man smacked her lips, as if she was regretful that her best friend couldn't become a marquise.
After a brief stay in Maoling, the three of them turned and headed to Wei Qing's tomb.
When he arrived at the destination, Huo Qubing also knelt down again without saying a word and without hesitation, and started kowtowed again.
Luo Li and the others were no longer surprised by this, but this gave a few young girls and older brothers who were worshipping nearby a great fright.
The way they looked at them was as if they were crazy.
This made Luo Li and the other two feel very aggrieved. It was clearly Huo Qubing who kowtowed, so why should they have to embarrass themselves along with him?
The two men really couldn't stand the strange looks from the people around them. After Huo Qubing kowtowed, they didn't even have time to take a closer look at the surroundings and hurriedly took him to the next destination.
What was even more embarrassing was that on the way to Huo Qubing's tomb, the three of them met the same girls again, and then the three of them were blatantly rejected.
Li Man thought that Huo Qubing would have to kowtow in front of these girls, and they would have to endure the "unjust accusation". She couldn't bear it any longer and couldn't help but persuade them: "Hey, Wu Zai, when we go to Huo Qubing's tomb later, don't kowtow. This is really not popular outside the mountains now."
Huo Qubing looked at Li Man in surprise: "Sister Man, I didn't intend to kowtow."
When Luo Li heard this, she couldn't help but giggle.
"Huo Wuzai" certainly could not kowtow to Huo Qubing. How could one kowtow to oneself?
"Ah? Isn't that your ancestor? You kowtowed to Emperor Wu of Han and Wei Qing, but you didn't, Huo Qubing?" Li Man was even more surprised than Huo Qubing.
"He is too young. It would feel weird to kowtow to him." Huo Qubing had already thought of an excuse.
"That's true." Although Li Man felt that Huo Qubing was a bit rebellious, it was a good thing after all that he didn't have to embarrass himself, so she didn't take it too seriously.
As they were talking, the three of them could already see the tall tombstone with flying eaves and raised feet. The tombstone was carefully built with bluestone, with flying eaves and raised corners on the top, and delicate patterns carved on the body of the tombstone. It was obvious that the builder had put a lot of effort into it.
While Li Man's attention was not here, Huo Qubing could not help but complain to Luo Li in a low voice, with a hint of dissatisfaction in his voice: "Why does this tombstone look more magnificent than your Majesty's?"
Luo Li pointed to the gift boxes stacked under the tombstone: "Not only is the tombstone magnificent, look at those gift boxes, they are all brought to you by people. Your Majesty the Emperor Wu does not receive such treatment."
"How can this be possible? How can I deserve these?" Huo Qubing was obviously unhappy. In his heart, only His Majesty deserved the best. If His Majesty didn't have it, then he couldn't have it either.
"What's wrong with that? What you've done is worthy of all this."
Luo Li gently pulled Huo Qubing forward a few steps, allowing him to feel the solemnity of the tombstone more closely.
"See that pink box? It contains flower cakes. The green one is mung bean cake, the blue one is probably coconut cake, and the one that 'idiot' just put down is the chocolate we bought together yesterday."
"These are left by the people who came to pay tribute to you. Look at those people standing in the back. They may come from all over the world, but without exception, they all came for you."
"I don't know how much you know about your future, but I can see that you are confused and doubt whether you deserve all this. It doesn't matter, I will tell you that you totally deserve all this. You and General Wei have won victory after victory, and there is no longer a royal court in Mo Nan."
"The Xiongnu uttered the eternal song of sorrow, 'The loss of Mount Qilian has left my livestock without food', which gave our nation its own name - Han people. The characters we write are called Chinese characters, and the clothes we wear are called Hanfu."
"So you definitely deserve all of this. I don't know what my appearance means to your era, but I hope it will be a good influence on you. I am not worried about your future achievements because you have already proved yourself. Compared to those, I, or we, are more worried about your body."
"The cause of your death is not recorded in history books, so I can't help you avoid it in advance. I can only remind you to take care of your body. I hope that when I come here in another time and space, I will put flowers on the tombstone instead of candy."
After saying that, Luo Li stuffed the White Rabbit milk candy she bought yesterday into Huo Qubing's hands.
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