Chapter 160 Gathering for Hot Pot
Chapter 160 Gathering for Hot Pot
"You guys...are eating hot pot in the classroom?"
"Well, what's wrong? The hot pot is delicious," Youpu said, moving the spoon in his hand and grabbing a few more pieces of meat.
"This overbearing aroma, delicious sauce~it's wonderful." The purple-eyed male insect held his forehead, addicted to the aroma.
"Yeah, I feel like I've wasted the first half of my life."
Not for a hotpot.
“I wonder if perfume can be made to taste like hot pot.”
"Great, you are a genius. You will definitely attract the attention of all the female insects when you walk on the street."
“I feel excited when I smell it”
No, no, no, you are devils. When female insects smell the hot pot-flavored perfume, they don't feel love, they feel appetite.
Qi Shan looked at the room full of male insects indulging in hot pot and silently closed the door: "Sorry to bother you."
The house is full of smoke and you are eating hotpot with the windows closed. You are really stupid.
A group of guards were standing outside, looking at the door pitifully and swallowing loudly.
In order to eat, they actually drove out the guards and started eating on their own.
Qi Shan was about to leave when the door was opened again. You Pu pulled him in and said, "Come on, since you're here, why don't you eat something?"
The enclosed classroom is very hot. As we all know, even eating hot pot in the middle of winter can make you feel so hot that you need to take off your coat, not to mention that it is just the beginning of autumn and the weather is still a bit hot.
The male insects sitting around the dining table, which was made up of several tables, started to take off their clothes because of the heat.
The male insect's clothes are thin, close-fitting, and translucent.
Qi Shan was squeezed into an empty seat. He didn't sit firmly and just leaned against the male insect behind him. He could even feel the other's hot body temperature with his fingers.
When he looked up and met the smoky purple eyes, Qi Shan quickly got up and said, "Sorry, I didn't sit still."
The purple-eyed male insect didn't care at first, but he smiled and pinched his cheek, "You are so cute, little insect cub."
"I" Qi Shan blushed and stepped back. I have to say that apart from their personalities, there is no ugly male insect.
He had the illusion that he was being teased.
The purple-eyed male insect just pinched him casually, but seeing his big reaction, his originally quiet hands became even more itchy and he wanted to pinch him again.
"Hey, Moder, Qishan is still a little bug, don't lead him astray," Youpu warned.
"Yes, yes, yes." The purple-eyed male insect withdrew his hand with a smile, but unfortunately, Youpu had spoken, so he didn't dare to commit suicide.
Youpu brought Qishan back to him and said, "Ignore him, he's been acting weird all day."
"How could I? My guards like me very much." The purple-eyed male insect blinked at the little insect.
Qi Shan shook his head, pretending not to see. He had been in the Zerg for so long but still had such an underdeveloped body. A normal Zerg would not flirt with a little bug.
(This is really a punishment. This is really too much punishment.) The system appears quietly. (Ashan, be careful. According to my analysis, he is very interested in you.)
(Don’t) Qi Shan’s eyes wandered, (I’m still a child, I can’t stand hearing this)
After being warned by Youpu, the purple-eyed male insect still did not give up. He asked him his name openly and secretly and wanted to add him to the insect number.
While Qi Shan was getting something, You Pu whispered to the purple-eyed male insect with a peacock tail spread out: "Don't mess around, he's still a little insect."
"Ah~ It's not that I can't wait. Since this little insect is pleasing to your eye, it probably won't take long for it to form a cocoon." The purple-eyed male insect thought of Qi Shan's dodging look and liked him more and more.
Honey said excitedly: "Youpu, let's discuss it and give me a chance. The other bugs either don't have this kind of nerve or are older than me. It's rare to see such cute and interesting little bugs."
Cute? Funny?
Qishan does look very intimidating, but it is small and does not seem threatening.
But appearance and reality are two different things. Youpu's mind flashed through the image of Qi Shan carrying a one-handed cannon during the experiment. With one shot, the experimental target was smashed to pieces.
Suddenly, the appearance of being torn into pieces was replaced by that of a purple-eyed male insect.
"It's better not to," Youpu advised with narrowed eyes, "unless you want to become a Zerg fragment scattered here and there."
The purple-eyed male insect was frightened by Youpu's tone, "Is it so scary? I can't tell."
Youpu: "Am I scary?"
The purple-eyed male insect said without hesitation: "Terrible, three times more terrifying than the commander of an army."
Youpu's eyes were dangerous: "Then don't think about him, he is more terrifying than me. On the day of the military exercise, this guy dared to fly around with the commander of an army."
"Really?" The purple-eyed male insect couldn't believe it. Such a cute little insect cub, and that army commander as big as a mountain? Wouldn't he crush it with a slap?
Youpu nodded seriously. His first meeting with Qishan ended in failure in his attempt to stop him, and the female soldier he sent out was so injured that she didn't recover for a week.
It is said that this was the result of the army commander showing mercy.
Qi Shan came back with the freshly picked vegetables and felt that the purple-eyed male insect seemed to have changed. He glanced at the other party, and the purple-eyed male insect trembled all over and silently moved to the side.
(What's wrong?) He wasn't like this before he went out just now.
(Shit~ I don’t know, I’m suddenly not interested in you anymore) The system spread its hands.
I don't know why, but I'm not interested.
Qi Shan glanced at Youpu who was concentrating on eating, and guessed that Youpu had said something. He felt relieved and sat down to eat and drink.
After eating, Youpu skillfully took out the Star Network number: "One bug is 10,000 star coins, no credit accepted"
Qi Shan was holding a piece of cabbage in his mouth, not understanding the situation: "???"
The other male insects were used to it and lined up to transfer money.
"Ah~ It's so delicious, remember to call me next time"
"I want to eat Mosasaur meat next time"
"I want to eat the vegetables grown by Youpu, they are really good"
Youpu waved his hand to chase away the insects: "Alright, alright, I'll call you next time."
The male insects left satisfied.
Qi Shan scanned the account, and You Pu grabbed him and asked: "What are you doing?"
"Transfer money," Qi Shan pointed at the male insect that was leaving.
"What are you transferring?" Youpu was puzzled. "I should transfer it to you. You invented hot pot. We will split the money we collected. I will also transfer the money I made before to you."
As he said this, he transferred the star coins he had just received to Qi Shan. Together with the previous ones, the total amounted to 100,000.
Qi Shan looked at the deposit notification and was shocked: "You are doing business in class?"
"Ah~ What's wrong?" Youpu said as if it was a matter of course, making Qishan seem to be making a fuss out of nothing.
"Ah, doing business in class, does the teacher allow it?" Qi Shan subconsciously felt that the teacher would stop it.
"Why do I need the teacher's permission?" Youpu was at a loss. "Your recipe, my ingredients, and after eating, I will restore the classroom to its original state. What does it have to do with the teacher?"
"Well... maybe they think that classrooms are places for learning, and it's not a good idea to use them for other things."
"It's okay," Youpu said, "Just return to normal before class."
But think about it, the teacher will only arrive in the classroom a few minutes before class. If everything is restored to normal, I'm afraid the teacher won't know what happened in the classroom just now.
Youpu took out the air cleaner and sprayed it in the classroom. A sizzling sound echoed. Three minutes later, when he opened the window, the smell of hot pot was no longer in the room.
Even the smell on clothes is removed.
"So convenient." Qi Shan picked up the corner of his clothes and smelled it, smelling a faint fragrance.
Youpu directly handed him a new bottle, "It's freshly made. The hot pot is delicious, but the smell is strong. I find it troublesome to wash it every day."
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