Tomb Raider: The Adventures of a Dumb Man

Chapter 1111 Tabby Cat 3



Chapter 1111 Tabby Cat 3

Now seeing them coming, the tabby cat changed its position, with one of its front paws pressing on the back of Zhang Wu's head, and its face touching the ground.

Zhang Wu's sword, the Zhang family's standard long sword made of fine steel, capable of severing hair with a single blow, was being used by the tabby cat's other paw as a scratch! Cat! Scratching! Board! In use!

"Swish—swish—!" The harsh sound of metal scraping accompanied by Zhang Wu's humiliating groan was particularly clear in the ears of the Zhang family.

The tabby cat seemed to be having a lot of fun.

It even lowered its head and roared at Zhang Wu's ear, which was pressed to the ground:

"Meow--!"

Let you be sneaky!

Let you look around!

You still want to touch the cat and scratch the cat's neck. Who do you think you are, a two-legged beast? You are not the type the cat likes. Did the cat allow you to touch you?

"Help, help! Great Immortal! Great Immortal, spare my life!"

He just wants to touch it.

This cat has muscles.

Zhang Wu's voice was filled with tears. He tried to struggle, but the cat's paw on his back seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, pressing him so hard that he couldn't move.

The part of my butt where the cat was sitting on felt an indescribable numbness and shame!

He felt that his dignity and the face of the Zhang family were being rubbed by this fat cat sitting under his butt!

This tabby cat is not a great immortal, he eats shit.

This isn't cat power at all.

The remaining two members of the Zhang family who rushed over: “………………”

Their hands holding the weapons were shaking, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

What did they see? A cat? Rubbing Zhang Wu on the ground? Sharpening his claws with his sword?!

"Monster...monster?!".

These are the young and inexperienced members of the Zhang family.

"Shut up!" the middle-aged man growled. This is a real immortal.

It’s not easy. It’s rarely seen since the founding of the People’s Republic of China.

He stared at the cat, which meant no harm.

It's playing.

The tabby cat seemed to have had enough of playing with the knife. It gracefully jumped off Zhang Wu's butt and shook its paws in disgust, as if they were stained with something dirty.

Then, it walked up to the other two members of the Zhang family with a ruthless pace.

It raised its head, and its golden cat eyes swept across the faces of the three people. That look was full of the contempt of a king and disdain for "you mortals."

It made a low, warning sound from its throat:

“Woo-hoo—”

After saying that, it no longer paid any attention to the Zhang family members who were completely petrified. It turned around and raised its tail high like a flag of victory.

It kicked the ground with its hind legs, and with a few jumps and falls of its agile figure, it climbed onto the branch of the tree and looked down.

Zhang Wu then trembled as he climbed up from the ground, his face covered in bruises and white patches, with a few cat hairs still stuck on his butt.

He pointed in the direction of the cat, his lips trembling, and it took him a long time to utter a tearful accusation.

“Ooooo…Ooooo…It…It spanked me!

Sit on me!

And you used my knife... wuwuwu... I'm too embarrassed to face anyone!

The Zhang family has lost all face!"

The elite of the Zhang family was actually "killed" in public by a cat!

The psychological shadow area is even greater than the collapse of the Zhang family!

Zhang Qishan had to line up at the back.

He doesn't like cats anymore.

The middle-aged man looked at the clear cat paw prints on Zhang Wu's buttocks. Although they were separated by clothes, the shape was obvious.

Looking at the fresh, crisscrossing, deep claw marks on the knife on the ground, the corners of his mouth twitched violently.

He took a deep breath, suppressed the smile in his heart, and said in a deep voice.

"I don't know what the Immortal is doing, but the Zhang family has no choice but to accept it."

In this way, the four members of the Zhang family were led by the tabby cat to Hei Xia Zi and the amnesiac Zhang Qilin.

The middle-aged man bowed to the tabby cat.

The tabby cat means that you still know the rules.

Meow meow meow, take good care of its two-legged beast, otherwise hum hum.

Black Bear: ...

He is not really afraid of the younger members of the Zhang family, because Old Zhang is too oppressive.

Mute, speak up.

And this one is really the Cat Fairy.

It can find all the members of the Zhang family.

Zhang Baikong Qilin had changed into clean clothes and his hair was well-groomed.

He looked at the blind man, at the hands of the Zhang family, and then at the tabby cat that circled around it, patted its trouser legs, and walked away.

A little aggrieved.

Because of the treatment given to the tabby cat, Hei Xia Zi also had a different status in the eyes of the Zhang family.

Black Bear: . . . . .

It actually allowed the blind man to live a good life by bullying others with his cat.

Zhang family: . . . .

You are lucky.

The patriarch was dumbfounded again.

The middle-aged man sighed.

Alerted by a cat.

"Chief, we will tell you everything you want to know."

You are the patriarch of a great immortal, so be tough and don’t be silly.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

You are teaching me how to do things.

I don't know why I want to pick it up when I see the Zhang family.

The Zhang family: . . . .

A world was created where only Zhang Wu was hurt.

Wuuuuuu, shameless, shameless, the immortal is hitting people.

After that, Zhang Qilin and his companions would randomly encounter members of the Zhang family who had fallen while moving, and this group of people gradually settled down on the Yunnan border.

This way it is also very close to Guangxi.

The two places are just one step away.

It also makes it easier for them to settle down.

For the Zhang family, climbing mountains and crossing rivers is the most comfortable state.

What is the tabby cat doing? It is wandering around the country. It doesn't have a biped.

If I see a biped I like, I will raise a few more.

Therefore, even the Zhang family members in Motuo were beaten.

When it comes to beating people, the tabby cat likes to spank them.

Everyone's buttocks were swollen from being beaten.

Zhang Family of Medog: ...

woo woo woo woo.

No face, no face.

Or maybe there is no buttocks, and the rest of the body is hard and uncomfortable to sit on.

Go and serve its two-legged beast.

However, every Chinese New Year, the tabby cat would come back to see Zhang Qilin and Hei Xia Zi.

Seeing their rosy faces, it felt relieved.

Otherwise, it would be a tabby cat beating up a person from Zhangjia Village in Yunnan.

The gathering place of the Zhang family.

Borderland, the taste of freedom.

Just Chenpi next door is a little worried. He recently dug a grave and, well, all the good things are gone.

Those things were taken away by the Zhang family and offered as tribute.

Zhang Qilin was taken care of by his clansmen and had the blind man making trouble around him, so he habitually gave the offerings to the blind man and exchanged them for chickens to eat.

The Zhang family: . . . .

Don't stop them, they want to fight with the black bear.

One piece of food is enough for the patriarch to eat chicken for several years, and you are fooling a fool by treating him like this.

Zhang Qilin: . . . .

He doesn't care, he just wants to live a good life.

It’s said that new brains are useful.

Even though Zhang Qilin was not a talkative person, he listened to the ideas that Hei Xia Zi was instilling in him.

Especially the blind man said that cats like him this way.

Zhang Qilin's eyes lit up when he heard this.

His cat likes it.

It's just that his cat doesn't come home often.

So he keeps dogs and cats.

Otherwise, the cat will get angry when it comes home and smells the scent of other cats on him.

Hei Xia Zi said this is very important.

Black Bear: ...

This family will break up without me.

Old Zhang and Xiao Zhang also have a backbone.

As long as the patriarch is there, the Zhang family will be there.


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