Chapter 293
Chapter 293
After hearing this, as if she had been rescued, she quickly got up and said, "Master, the toilet is on the west side of the backyard, I'll let the little maid take you there." The
Emperor clutched his tumbling belly, and didn't care so much about getting up and walking towards the backyard.
The thatched toilet in this small county town is naturally different from the one in his palace.
It stinks before it arrives.
He wondered if he should ask them for a night pot, but he had to go to the latrine for the sake of face.
The Emperor had just entered.
The figures of the two little dolls have flashed by.
The Emperor strode up, his trousers still not pulled down, and he stepped on a puddle of oil on the ground and fell down to a stinky latrine stone in front of him.
"Ouch!"
his forehead hit the stone directly, and blood flowed immediately.
The thing that had been deflated in the stomach for a long time couldn't help but open the valve.
The eunuch outside heard the voice and hurriedly asked, "Master, what's wrong with you?"
The emperor hurriedly exclaimed: "Quick, come in!"
The eunuch hurriedly walked in, and was shocked when he saw the emperor who fell to the ground, "Emperor....... What is the matter with you, sir?"
the Emperor rebuked at him, "Don't help me up yet!"
"Yes, sir. The eunuch bent down to help him, but as soon as he raised his foot, he happened to step on the oil and fell down towards the emperor on the ground.
The emperor originally fell on the edge of the latrine, but was squeezed by the eunuch and fell directly into the thatched hut.
This is terrible, and the eunuch screams loudly in fright.
Soon the people from the teahouse came.
The emperor's three or four servants pulled up together, and at this time he not only lost people, but also made a stink.
The eunuch hurriedly sent someone to Zhou Ruiyuan's mansion to spread the news.
By the time Zhou Ruiyuan arrived, the people in the teahouse had already helped the emperor wash it, and invited a doctor by the way.
It's just that the stench can't be washed off for a while, and the emperor is sick when he lies on the bed.
Zhou Ruiyuan had just walked into the teahouse, and saw two little ones who came out of nowhere and held his hand.
"Daddy~Daddy~" Zhou Ruiyuan was surprised, and looked down at his two sons, "Why are you here?"
Yi'er is the one who talks the most among the three children, but she can only piece it together and say: "Find~Find~Mother~"
Zhou Ruiyuan listened, and immediately understood, probably because these two children missed their mother.
He reached out and picked up the two children and kissed each of their little faces.
"Don't worry, my mother will go home in a few days. In
order to prevent the emperor from discovering these two little grandsons, Du Bangchun never took them with him.
Zhou Ruiyuan put the two of them down and hurriedly sent the officials to send them back to the incense shop.
In the incense shop, Zhang Qiuhe found that the two of them were gone, and he was so anxious that he was about to go out to look for them, and found that the two children had been sent back.
She wiped her red eyes and trembled with fear.
I didn't expect these two children to be so skinny, before they were two years old, they could think of making two dummies and putting them on chairs, and then sneaking out, and it would be even more terrible when they were older.
She hurriedly took the two children back to the house and took out the pastries she had just bought at the snack shop.
In the teahouse, the emperor no longer had the face to stay, he had lived for most of his life, and it was the first time he had been humiliated like this.
After seeing Zhou Ruiyuan, he didn't go back to his house with him, pointed to the direction of the capital and said, "Go, help me prepare the carriage, I want to go back to Beijing."
Zhou Ruiyuan was also happy when he saw that he was leaving, and he was ready to get up quickly.
The emperor was so angry in the house that he originally wanted to blame the, but looking at the appearance of the pear blossom with rain, he didn't continue to blame.
When the carriage was ready, the emperor immediately set out on the road with his guards and little eunuchs.
After leaving Cheng'an County, he stayed in Qingzhou Mansion for one night.
smoked Governor Li's mansion so much that he didn't sleep all night, and prepared a carriage for him early the next day.
In order to cover up the smell on his body, the emperor also took two sachets in the Zhou family's incense shop and hung them on himself, but it still had no effect.
It only makes the smell even stranger.
The emperor left without stopping, and the Zhou family breathed a sigh of relief as if he had unloaded a huge stone pressed on his chest.
After Du Bangchun learned that he was leaving, he took Xiao Mianmian back to Changliu Village.
Yi'er and Yu'er were overjoyed to see their mother-in-law come back, "Mother~Mother~
" Du Bangchun looked at the two little ones, originally with a smile on his face, and then suddenly said with a straight face: "Say, did you two do something bad?"
Yi'er and Yu'er showed two pairs of innocent big eyes, as if they didn't know what Du Bangchun was talking about.
Du Bangchun raised his hand and touched the heads of the two of them, "Don't try to hide it from your mother, I know everything you do." The
two children lowered their heads and each showed a soft smile.
Her children are not the same as normal children.
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