Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

Chapter 222: The spoon knocks on the door frame, calling the soul three times

Mrs. Lin said to the couple, “Just watch, with this evil person around, you won’t dare to do anything.

Go back, the child's illness is gone. He needs injections and medicine, and he'll be fine in a few days!"

Jiang He snorted, "You're sending him away right now! Maybe his illness can be cured by taking injections and medicine himself!"

Jiang He was so sabotaging, but Old Lady Lin wasn't angry. She just smiled and said, "You're really right. Dancing with the gods, worshipping godmothers, and so on, only serve to comfort the mind. Whether they are useful or not depends entirely on one's own wishes!"

The more Mrs. Lin said this, the more grateful the couple became. After thanking Mrs. Lin, they couldn't help but tell Jiang He to be more respectful, saying that Mrs. Lin was very helpful.

After everyone left, Jiang He dragged Cheng Feiyu and Liu Er into the house, threw them on the kang, and said, "Mrs. Lin, you are so smart, please take a look at them too!"

Mrs. Lin leaned over to take a look and said with a smile, "Oh, he must have been scared out of his wits!"

"Well, there are three dogs outside. They are also scared out of their wits. Can you please call them back to their senses?"

Mrs. Lin was immediately furious: "I still have to call the dog's soul back? I'm not a veterinarian!"

"It's almost the same. If you chase one, you'll be chased away. If you let two go, you'll be released. There's no need to bother with two people."

Jiang He said, looking at the tribute platform and the tablets of the great immortals, and said: "With the atmosphere in your house, you can still do it without calling the soul..."

"Dangdang!"

The tablet of Gray Immortal on the altar in Mrs. Lin's house suddenly fell over, knocking over a wine bottle, which fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

The ground here is rammed earth, so it's not easy to break the bottle.

All of a sudden!

The diagram of the Five Great Immortals that was pasted on the wall with paste also floated down.

Jiang He was stunned for a moment, then laughed awkwardly and said, "This red paper has been sticking on for too long. Let's make some new paste!"

"Fuck you! You scared my Daxian away! Get out of here, get out of here!"

Mrs. Lin waved her hands and drove Jiang He and the others out.

"No, what are they going to do?"

Mrs. Lin said, "Look at you two. Your lives are as strong as steel ropes. No celestial being would dare to predict your fate. Get out of here right now! Go home and call your souls back!"

"What do you call this thing? I don't know how to do it!"

Mrs. Lin said, “Take a rice spoon and knock on the door frame, calling their names while knocking. If they answer three times, it’s considered as calling them back.

Then I'll rest at home for two days and then come back. Okay, okay, it's okay, get out of here!"

Mrs. Lin kept pushing Jiang He out as she spoke.

Jiang He was afraid that he might accidentally step on this skinny little lady to death.

If Lin Dachuan came up and started whining, even if he was blind, Jiang He would be able to take advantage of the situation and give them a good beating.

Lin Dachuan hid in the corner, holding the big white rat with red eyes in his arms, grinning and laughing.

He seemed to feel Jiang He looking at him, so he smiled and said, “Not only is your life as hard as a steel rope, but the peach blossoms are so abundant that the peaches are rotten.

You're already like this, logically you should get divorced sooner or later, but your matchmaker is like a steel rope, how did you do it?

Hey, I love to hear that.

Jiang He was overjoyed and didn't bother to argue with Old Lady Lin anymore, nor did he bother with Lin Dachuan. He quickly dragged the man back to Liu Er's house.

Zhang Min and Zhang Hui were having dinner at home. When they saw them suddenly come in, they were startled and quickly got up to welcome them in.

When Zhang Min heard Jiang He say he wanted to call back the soul, she quickly went to the outer room and brought him a long-handled spoon.

This spoon is made of aluminum. I don’t know how long it has been used, but it has become gray.

Moreover, one third of the spoon mouth had been worn away.

Jiang He couldn't help but say, "Wow, sister-in-law, this spoon has been passed down through your family!"

"It's not that great. My mother brought it from the border. She gave it to me specially when I got married. She said that it would be a good thing for the family to have an old thing to support them.

Mine is a spoon, and my sister's is a shovel, which is only a little bit bigger.

Alas, no matter how old you are, you can’t stop the days from running wild! "

Zhang Min and Zhang Hui sighed at the same time.

These two sisters are so unlucky.

My sister found a man and licked other women for several years. He licked her until his family was penniless and she even set her sights on her father-in-law's family.

In the end, he simply left his wife and children without even saying goodbye, and went far away to pursue his true love.

Jiang He spent dozens of dollars to have sex with his true love. It was quite loose, but it was very enjoyable.

Zhang Min, it’s still better, at least the man didn’t run away, but what about those bad things he did.

It can be said that every family has its own problems.

Jiang He stood at the doorstep with the old spoon in his hand, knocked twice, and opened his mouth to shout, but when he turned around, he saw the two sisters leaning against the wall, staring at him with their eyes wide open, almost throwing a handful of melon seeds.

Jiang He said awkwardly, "Could you two stop looking at me? I'm embarrassed."

Zhang Min said in surprise, "Oh, is there anything else you're embarrassed about?"

Zhang Hui hummed, looked at Zhang Min, and then looked at Jiang He: "What's the matter? What shameless thing did he do?"

Jiang He's heart was pounding. What I did was extremely shameless.

Jiang He quickly knocked on the door frame with a spoon to divert Zhang Hui's sister-in-law's attention.

Jiang He knocked on the door frame and called out Liu Er and Cheng Feiyu's names.

At the beginning, the two men were confused and trembling.

As Jiang He knocked on the door frame and shouted, the two seemed to hear him and agreed with "hmm" and "ah".

After they agreed clearly three times, they suddenly sat up with a start.

"Dajiang, what are you shouting about!" Liu Er shouted.

Cheng Feiyu also rubbed his eyes, and then suddenly shouted: "Be careful, there is a tiger!"

"Your reflexes are damn long! By the time you reminded me, the tiger had already pulled me out!"

Jiang He said this, then knocked on the door frame and called Xiao Hong, Da Zhuang and Harry.

This dog is much cuter than humans. It's just wandering around your feet, shouting and humming, and finally starts barking with full energy.

Zhang Min couldn't help but give Jiang He a slap: "Da Jiang, I didn't realize you had this ability!"

Jiang He whispered, "Sister-in-law, I'm very capable, but the problem is that you don't even give me a chance."

"Get lost, you're such a jerk when you open your mouth!"

"Sister-in-law, whether you open your mouth or not, your shape is correct, and it looks so beautiful!"

Zhang Min blushed and glared at him fiercely, "We still have a piece of pork belly at home, it's a bargain for you!"

Zhang Min and Zhang Hui worked together to make a pot of braised pork.

The braised pork made from the pork belly of this kind of domesticated pig is absolutely amazing.

It can be said that this braised pork is a bit greasy if eaten directly.

But you can use it to stew sauerkraut, vermicelli, or dried vegetables, and everything tastes delicious.

Jiang He's mouth was full of oil as he ate.

Liu Er and Cheng Feiyu also woke up, their appetites were whetted, and after a lot of showing off and drinking a lot of wine, they just needed a good sleep.

It was already dark after we finished eating and drinking. Liu Er's house was quite big and had plenty of space for us to live in.

Zhang Hui is going back.

Jiang He hadn't drunk much, so he quickly stood up and said, "Sister-in-law, I'll take you home!"

"Ah?" Zhang Hui was stunned and couldn't help but look at Zhang Min.

Zhang Min was shocked and felt sour when she thought about what Jiang He had done to her.

"no!"

"What's wrong with that? I just happened to be talking to my sister-in-law about Zhao Minghui!"

"Okay, then you can take me there!" Zhang Hui agreed happily.