Chapter 289 Lu Guan: What’s wrong with me being ugly?
Chapter 289 Lu Guan: What’s wrong with me being ugly?
"Sect Master? He's dead... already?"
"Oh my God! These people are so cruel!"
"We, what should we do?"
After Orn's death, the disciples of the Orsen Tianzong fell into great panic, their bodies trembled, their hands and feet were cold, and everyone was in danger.
Ye Che fell from the air to the center of Orsen Tianzong and glanced at everyone with a gaze as sharp as a knife.
Everyone whose eyes Ye Che glanced at felt a chill in their hearts, their knees softened, and they couldn't help but kneel down to Ye Che.
"Sir, please spare my life!"
"I...I am willing to surrender! I want to be your dog...!"
"No! Don't kill me!"
The killer monk flew to Ye Che's side and asked respectfully, "Master, what should we do with these people?"
Ye Che waved his hand and said indifferently: "Kill them all! Don't spare any one!"
Ye Che's casual tone sounded like the devil's whisper to the disciples of Orsen Tianzong.
There were several timid ones who were actually frightened to the point of fainting.
The killing monk showed an excited expression. What he liked most was killing, killing, killing!
“Ahh…Run!”
"Devil! He is not a human being. My arm..."
"Where's my head?"
"He punched me up into a tree!"
"..."
For a moment, miserable screams were heard in the Orsen Tianzong, and blood flowed down the steps, illuminating the entire sky red!
In just two days, the two great sects were destroyed. Such a drastic change naturally could not be concealed from the other forces in the Nine Heavens.
If it were usual, Heaven would definitely intervene.
But now, the eight demons are attacking the South Heaven Gate, and the Heavenly Court is too busy to handle it and cannot intervene even if it wants to.
The Emperor of Heaven also sensed Ye Che's breath and was filled with fear.
"He is back!!"
“Huff, huff… Don’t panic, don’t panic… Don’t panic. When I break through to the ultimate realm, I will definitely be stronger than him!”
……
After cleaning up the Orson Tianzong, Ye Che and his party returned to the Bingpo Tianzong.
No, it should be called Tianhe Sect now.
Mu Lan and Shuang Ning were playing chess. When they saw Ye Che coming back, the two girls stood up at the same time to greet him.
"you are back."
"Are you okay?"
Ye Che smiled and embraced the two women in his arms, saying with a proud look on his face: "A mere Orson Tianzong, I will destroy them in the blink of an eye!"
Honglin on the side rolled her eyes and said disdainfully: "Brother, are you not guilty of saying this? If I hadn't arrived in time, you would have already run into a hole and disappeared!"
“Ahem…” Ye Che touched his head and was speechless for a while.
Mu Lan and Shuang Ning raised their chins and looked at Ye Che, covering their mouths with their hands and smiling faintly.
Ye Che reached out and gently stroked Shuang Ning's cheek, assuring her: "Don't worry, little Shuang Ning, I will definitely find the Ice Phoenix Holy Body for you."
At this point, Ye Che suddenly remembered that Lu Guan was the Lu family's mechanical engineer, and he might know where the Ancient Tomb Sect was.
So, Ye Che went to the main hall, intending to ask Manager Lu about the situation.
At this time, there was a party going on in the hall, with laughter and joy everywhere.
Lu Guan was holding hands with several female disciples, and wrinkles appeared on their faces from smiling!
"Hahaha...that girl really didn't lie to me. The outside world is indeed much more fun than the government world!"
"Hehe... My beautiful girl, I see that your forehead is dark. I'm afraid something bad will happen tonight. Why don't you come to my room? I will help you avoid this disaster... Hahaha..."
"Master, your abacus beads are falling on my face." Xia Tianyi was speechless.
How can this lewd and wretched old man look like a master of mechanical engineering?
It's like he's never seen a woman before!
It’s true. Lu Guan has never seen a woman before. In the past, he would have in-depth conversations with the mechanical maid at night.
It was the first time for him to see so many live beauties, and he was already horny and thirsty!
When Ye Che saw this scene, he also covered his eyes and refused to watch.
How thirsty!
Ye Che forcibly pulled Lu Guan aside and asked:
"Master, since the Lu family, the Mo family, and the Ancient Tomb School are all three major mechanical arts schools, do you know the situation of the Ancient Tomb School?"
Manager Lu ignored Ye Che and stared at the pole dancer in front of him.
"Oh my! What a great posture! What a wonderful posture! What a great aerial split!"
"Yes! Just stay like this and don't move. I'm coming!"
Everyone: "..."
Lu Guan's appearance scared the dancers so much that they ran away immediately, as if they had seen a pervert, with their high heels flying off.
Ye Che sighed, patted Lu Guan on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Master, you can't find a wife in this state!"
"Men, you need to have style! Since ancient times, deep affection cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts!"
"You look like a pervert and a licker. Even the meat tank girls don't like you."
Hearing this, Lu Guan also realized that his approach was wrong, and quickly asked Ye Che for help:
"Master Ye, I heard that you have many wives. I think you must have some tricks. Can you teach me one or two? I don't want to be a single dog anymore!"
"I don't want to sleep with a mechanical maid every day anymore!!"
Manager Lu looked at Ye Che with ardent eyes, as if he was eager to learn.
"Master Ye, I am willing to exchange the "Lu Family Mechanical Techniques" for your tips on picking up girls!"
Hearing this, Bajie on the side asked curiously, "Huh? Isn't it true that your Lu family's mechanical skills are never passed on to others?"
"I remember your grandfather Lu Ban swore an oath that if the story goes viral, he would have no descendants!"
Lu Guan sneered: "My grandfather swore an oath, what does it have to do with me? He will bear the consequences if there is any!"
"Besides, if I can't find a wife, won't my family lineage be cut off? As long as my Lu family can continue its lineage, what does mechanical engineering mean?"
Xia Tianyi gave a thumbs up: "Filial piety! These days, everything is scarce, but filial sons are abundant!"
Ye Che touched his chin and took a close look at Lu Guan's appearance.
Tsk tsk tsk, it’s indeed difficult to find a wife with this face.
Don't worry, let's look at the temperament...
Ugh! Yue...!!
Ye Che quickly turned his back, unable to bear to look any longer, his eyes seemed to be polluted.
Lu Guan touched his face, as if he understood what Ye Che meant, and suddenly realized:
"Master Ye, are you saying that there is something wrong with my external image? But I am kind-hearted inside. Is it impossible to redeem myself?"
Ye Che sighed: "Lu Guan, the times have changed now. If you are ugly, people will not bother to pay attention to you. Who cares whether you are beautiful inside or not?"
"Yes, being handsome can really make a living now! Look at my clan leader, he is so handsome. How can a man be as handsome as my clan leader!"
Xia Tianyi took advantage of the opportunity and sent a wave of flattery to Ye Che.
Lu Guan fell into deep thought, and then, as if he had made up his mind, he gritted his teeth and said:
"In order to marry a wife, I can even give up my face! I want plastic surgery! Sect Leader Ye, what do you think I should do?"
Ye Che glanced at him and sighed helplessly: "Hey! What should I do? You fell from the sky and landed on your face first. If you are disfigured, just treat it as a plastic surgery!"
Although the hall was noisy, everyone heard a clear and crisp sound of breaking at the same time!
Click...!
This is the sound of Lu Guan’s heart breaking!
"Master Ye, with a body of thirty-six degrees, how can you say such hurtful words? Woohoo... What's wrong with me being ugly?"
"It's all my dad's fault... He's just ugly, why didn't he find a beautiful woman to be my mother!"
Seeing Master Lu Guan crying so heartbreakingly, everyone couldn't help but sigh.
Bajie shook his head and explained, "Actually, this is your grandfather's fault, not your father's."
Lu Guan: “???”
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