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Chapter 136 Teacher Wen has been possessed
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Wen Yao then went to copy other people's homework.
What do you think is good about Lu Amber?
What do you think are Lu Amber's strengths?
What's the one thing you'd most like to say to Lu Amber?
Everyone's expression upon hearing Wen Yao's question was, to put it mildly, indescribable.
"How is Lu Amber...?"
"Lu Anbo's advantage is... he has no advantages."
"To praise Lu Anbo... I'd like to ask in advance, does the production team reimburse work-related injuries?"
By piecing together words of praise, Wen Yao finally managed to find some suitable words.
She was confident and walked towards Lu Anbo.
Lu Anbo was lying on the rock, basking in the sun and being lazy.
Upon seeing Wen Yao, the student scrambled to his feet like a student seeing their homeroom teacher at the back of the classroom, only to trip over himself and fall with a thud.
He knelt down before Wen Yao.
Wen Yao:?
There's really no need for such a grand ceremony.
Lu Anbo panicked and didn't dare to get up, frantically wiping the floor with his sleeve:
"Dear Teacher Wen, may you be blessed! I'm getting right to work!! I'm working now!!"
[It's true that when people are in a panic, they'll pretend to be very busy.]
[Holy crap, Mei Bao is even better at training dogs than Pan Hong! Can you send me a picture of my dog too?]
When will I finally stop laughing when I see the phrase "May you have good fortune"? Hahahaha!
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Wen Yao took out her notebook, glanced at it, cleared her throat, and spoke earnestly:
"Amber..."
Lu Anbo's wiping motions became even faster, almost like he was performing hand seals, leaving afterimages.
"Teacher Wen! What can I do for you? Please speak!"
Wen Yao: "An Bo, look how good and polite you are..."
"Ahhhhh!!!"
Lu Amber screamed so loudly that even the tenor artist had to admit defeat.
He turned and ran, shouting as he ran:
"Help! Teacher Wen has been possessed!!"
Wen Yao:?
You little brat, do you want to die?
Why are you running? She hasn't finished her mission yet!
Wen Yao lifted her foot and chased after him: "Lu Anbo, you stop right there!"
Lu Anbo took a moment from his busy schedule to look back. From his perspective, Wen Yao looked like a mutated monster, and her cackling laughter was terrifying.
"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. Even though Lu Anbo had lost his shoes while running, Wen Yao still caught up with him!
The shoe flew into the air, and two unidentified objects fell out of it.
Wen Yao covered her mouth and nose, and stared intently: "Wow, height-increasing shoes with height-increasing insoles inside?"
Director Cui understands what the audience likes to watch, and immediately ordered the camera to be switched to a close-up—
First, there's a pair of cool and stylish silver chunky sneakers, a must-have for trendy men.
However, the soles of those shoes were a full seven centimeters high.
Then there were two black unidentified objects, which upon closer inspection could be identified as height-increasing insoles.
A rough estimate puts it at about five centimeters in height.
Seven-centimeter height-increasing insoles, five-centimeter height-increasing insoles...
The audience was shocked!
[Bai Zi, what are you doing with this nested doll thing?]
Good heavens, it seems Bai Zi walks on stilts every day!
[Top idol among fans x People's acrobat √]
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Lu Anbo's face flushed red, but he still stubbornly argued:
"I wasn't trying to increase my height; it was just part of my outfit! I wasn't wearing shoe inserts..."
Wen Yao made a shushing gesture: "I understand, you're sacrificing your dignity."
Lu Amber: !!!
“Your official height is 175cm…” Wen Yao looked him up and down at his legs, which were noticeably shorter. “Tsk, indeed, a man’s 175cm height is a mystery.”
“A man’s height of 175 cm could be 172 cm, 168 cm, or even… Lu Amber.”
Lu Anbo's face immediately turned green.
"I'm not just 175cm! I deliberately understated it, Mr. Wen, you don't know this, but for male celebrities, being too tall affects their job opportunities..."
"Given that my brother is 183cm, and you're half a head shorter than him, and considering these two pairs of height-increasing insoles..." Wen Yao paused, then corrected herself, "...and considering these two pairs of insoles, what is your true height?"
Lu Amber broke down: "No!!!"
When people are in despair, their explosive power is limitless.
No one knows where Lu Anbo got his bravado from, but he pushed Wen Yao aside, grabbed his height-increasing shoes and insoles, and ran into the dense jungle.
Wen Yao sighed and smiled wryly, rubbing her forehead: "Lu Anbo is really something."
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Lu Anbo ran for his life until he heard no more footsteps behind him, then plopped down under a big tree.
He quickly took out his semi-permanent height-increasing shoes, and of course, he didn't forget to put on the two height-increasing insoles first.
He breathed a sigh of relief and was about to put it on when he inadvertently looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle—
Then I saw Wen Yao's face as she hung upside down in the tree—
"Oh ho ho, Amber-chan."
In the jungle, Lu Anbo's heart-wrenching dolphin-like cry echoed.
He frantically grabbed his hair, and something accidentally fell to the ground.
Lu Anbo suddenly realized something. He reached for it, but Wen Yao beat him to it, hooking it with her hand—
pat.
A few more small things fell down.
Wen Yao clicked her tongue in amazement: "Oh wow, there are hairpieces stuck on the wig?"
The camera zoomed in again, it was practically a public execution—
The light gold, slightly layered wig is covered with numerous hair extensions, creating a voluminous high crown and a full back of the head.
In contrast, Lu Anbo's actual hair was only slightly better than being bald.
Even Russian nesting dolls have to call Bai Zi "Brother Bai".
[I was wondering why Bai Zi hadn't touched up her hair roots all these days; turns out it's a wig!]
[Bai Zi has to wear a helmet and walk on stilts every day, it's so tough for him [covering mouth and crying]]
[Bai Zi, I'm so heartbroken! His business skills aren't great, but he works hard. How can that not be considered loving what you do? [heart emoji]]
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Lu Anbo's vision went black; he even hated himself for not simply passing out.
"I'm not doing this to make my hair look fuller; it's just part of my styling! I'm not wearing a wig..."
Wen Yao swung her foot on the vine: "I understand, you're wearing your confidence."
Lu Amber: !!!
“You even advertise yourself as the king of hair volume…” Wen Yao admired Lu Anbo’s hair parting from a high place, “Your hair parting is comparable to the Mariana Trench, and your hairline is comparable to Mount Everest.”
"Wouldn't you call this false advertising?"
Lu Anbo broke through the entire defense!
"I need a lawyer! I need a lawyer!!"
When he moved vigorously, dandruff started falling out everywhere.
White debris danced in the air.
Wen Yao fanned the air in front of her face with her hand and said in a serious tone, "Zhang Wansen, it's snowing."
[Hahaha, it's snowing, damn it!]
[Seriously, Bai Zi, you should wash your hair. I can smell it even through the screen.]
[Sweetie, don't forget your mission!!]
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Wen Yao had obviously thought of this as well.
She glanced at Lu Anbo, whose legs had shortened considerably, whose head was bald in large patches, and whose dandruff was flying everywhere, and pondered for a moment:
"Lu Anbo, how about you compensate me for my emotional distress?"