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Chapter 218: Smuggling 1
【Thunder movie: Wow, Wow, thunder movie, Kami da! 】
[Paimon: What happened to Ying recently? She seems like a different person. Although she used to be a homebody and silly, she wouldn't talk like this.]
[Raiden Zhen: emmm... She must have read too many fan fiction light novels in the app "Fei Lu Novels" that comes with the system, and it became Tang. There is an author who is particularly Tang, I think his name is [Reject Sick Son-in-law MAM]. This author is particularly Tang, don't read the novels written by him. ]
【Lingri: Haode.】
【Yi Ran: Haode. 】
[Ying: From now on, I will not allow anyone to call me "The King of Sleepiness", "The King of Dizziness", or "Camera"! I will be in Nata soon! In Nata, I will fight with all my strength every time. Nata's villains, prepare to die! ]
【Capitano: Okay, no problem, let’s try it out. 】
[Ying: Hahahaha! Grab the Fire Seventh Heaven Statue and refine it in an instant. Little Chief, I...ah? Why is there no fire element?]
[Paimon: Is the statue asleep? ]
[Mavica: Um... Nata is short of fire element right now, so...]
[Kiana: Five elements against the captain? Will they win? ]
【Xing: You will die. 】
【Ying: I have been honest, please let me go.】
……
The previous video just ended, Ling Ri was lying comfortably in the small house in Liyue Harbor, holding a system-simulated mobile phone, happily fighting against Zerg and breaking through with his teammates on Earth.
At the Strengthening TV Station, Ling Ri's character was wearing a rat suit, holding Victor, the King Belia, who he had just drawn, and walking quietly with three rat teammates.
At this time they walked downstairs to the director's office and heard the sound of the gunfight above stop, knowing that the time had come!
"gogogo sprouting red!" Ling Ri, the rat, took the lead and walked quietly to the office door. He found three people left, with five or six bags scattered around them. At this time, the three little cuties did not realize that the rat was coming.
"Thump, thump, thump, ta-da-ta, PiuPiuPiu." The voices of MP5, Victor, and sister-con rang out, and the three gluttons turned into boxes.
Ling Ri quickly looked at the box and found that two of the three were killed by him. He quickly licked one of them, but the bag of the other one had already been licked by his teammate, the one who didn't shoot.
"F**k me, I can't stand this! Go lick your ass! Take my attack thunder!"
Ling Ri grabbed the thunder, but the private equity teammate seemed to have known that he was going to be blown up and ran away immediately. Instead, Ling Ri suffered a lot of damage and his whole body turned red.
After escaping, the private equity teammate not only failed to realize his mistake, but also turned around and set Ling Ri on fire, sending Ling Ri back to the warehouse.
Ling Ri was furious and turned on the team voice.
"Fuck you, you're licking your ass! I'm going to fucking kill you with a Susano plus Tensou Wanxiang through the internet cable!"
Private equity teammates also turned on voice.
"You haven't seen a bag in hundreds of years, right? It's fucking amazing! You deserved to die, you idiot, go play your stupid game!"
Ling Ri, who was completely red-hot, gave the opponent a gift package of 800 credit points, and the opponent also sent a red envelope of 200. He really wanted to use Susanoo to teach his private teammate a lesson, to let him know that the network cannot do whatever it wants. Maybe the opponent will really use Susanoo. (Adapted from the author's personal experience, but the author does not know how to use Susanoo)
"Fuck you, forget it, go play Naruto, never play this game full of morons again, we Naruto players are much more sophisticated."
Just when Ling Ri was about to open the Naruto app to invite Silver Wolf to a duel, a system voice suddenly rang on his phone.
[Silly host, I am really convinced. Even if I am not some Dragon Aotian system, the rewards I give you are enough for you to enjoy yourself. Why do you still lie in bed playing your Tang Syndrome games every day, just like you were in school before you traveled through time? Wouldn't it be better to go out and fight villains and have a harem? ]
Ling Ri sighed.
"My little system. Everyone has different pursuits. Although I have traveled to my favorite game, I don't want to disturb them in any way, except for your system. What if they are no longer the way I like them after I join? I will be satisfied just by watching them carefully."
[6. I have never seen anyone like you. You are hopeless. I must punish you.]
What a joke, if the host has no impact on the world, why did you come here? How can I collect the origin of the world and strengthen the connection between the worlds? Look at the Kamen Rider next door, his business ability is too strong, how can he have such a host?
The system said it was awesome.
"Oi, what are you going to do..."
Before Ling Ri finished speaking, the voice from the live broadcast room rang out.
[Please enjoy the following, "Ling Ri's XP list and his true inner thoughts"]
[Ling Ri: WC! What are you doing!? ]
[Silver Wolf: Hey, isn't this Ling Dog? It's finally your turn to be socially dead! Hahahaha! Let me see who's on your XP list? I'm going to humiliate you! ]
[Kiana: I know there must be someone, but I won’t tell you.]
[Lawyer of Knowledge: Me too.]
[Yiran: It’s over, I’m totally socially dead! Brother, just wish yourself the best! ]
[Ling Ri: Stupid system, I’ll fuck you...]
[It was detected that the user Lingri made rude remarks to the system, and the system has banned him from speaking until the end of the video playback. ]
[Okay, the barking dog has shut up, let’s watch the video. ]
【Fluorescence: 6.】
[March 7: Although I feel a little sorry for him, I kind of want to see who he likes in his heart. ]
【Xing: I am indeed a little curious.】
[Kumi: I'm curious too, but Ling Ri is now using Susanoo to hack around like crazy, is there no one trying to stop him? ]
【Zhongli:……】
[Silver Wolf: Hurry up! I want to see his hentai heart! ! ]
……
[Disclaimer: This video contains normal female characters from the three worlds of the original Collapse and Iron that meet Ling Ri's XP, excluding male characters and young girls. For example, Zhongli and Klee are Ling Ri's favorite male and female characters in the original God, but they will not appear on this list. Although Ling Ri (the author) is a bitch and a fool, he is not Lian Tong or Nan Tong. Hereby declare. ]
(Ling Ri: You *system* you are pretty damn nice.)
[This video is divided into five levels from T0 to T4. Female characters not in this ranking are "no feeling", T4 is "seems a little bit likeable", T3 is "somewhat feeling", T2 is "touched", T1 is "very likeable, must draw", and T0 is "super love, strongly recommend". 】
[Keli: Brother Lingri likes Keli the most, Keli is so happy! ]
【Hu Tao: The guest official put down his trembling hands. Ling Ri is not Nantong.】
[Xing: I understand, he is not Liantong or Nantong, he must be a lesbian, right? ! ]
(Transit: 6)
【T4:……】（I’m done!）