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Chapter 73: Drunk and Crazy Xie Chuyue

At this time, several young men came over and explained to Xie Yunshen, "Fourth Prince, the little princess is drunk. You should take her back quickly."

They just saw that the little princess was so horrible that she jumped directly from the third floor. If she got hurt and the emperor held her accountable, everyone in the Forget-Your-Sorrow Pavilion would be finished.

Xie Yunshen also noticed that someone was drunk, so he pulled him up and left Wangyou Pavilion.

Xie Chuyue, who was trapped in the carriage, was vomiting and talking nonsense. If she wasn't his own sister, Xie Yunshen really wanted to beat the person in front of him up.

Xie Yunshen was struggling over whether or not to knock someone out, but in the end, it was because of his brotherly affection that he didn't kick Xie Chuyue off the carriage.

Xie Yunshen brought Xie Chuyue to the palace gate, got off the carriage, and helped Xie Chuyue walk into the palace.

A drunk guy who didn't know what was good for him pushed Xie Yunshen's hand away, pointed at Xie Yunshen and said with a smile, "Fourth brother, just watch me, I'm going to do a frog jump for you."

Xie Yunshen: ...That's not necessary! But someone has already jumped up.

"Lonely and widowed!"

"Lonely and widowed!"

"Lonely and widowed!"

Every time Xie Chuyue cried out, she jumped forward and almost fell to the ground.

Xie Yunshen was speechless as he looked at his normally arrogant sister, now in such a horrible state. He really wanted to know how much alcohol this little girl had drunk.

Why are you so drunk?

As Xie Chuyue was walking, she even started to imitate the penguin walk, but ended up falling to the side after taking a step east and west.

Fortunately, Xie Yunshen was quick and pulled her up. "Good girl, Yue'er, let's not dance anymore. It won't be too late to dance tomorrow. Let's go back to Changle Palace first."

How could Xie Chuyue be so obedient? She pushed Xie Yunshen hard, but Xie Yunshen was prepared. Xie Chuyue couldn't push him away, so she bit Xie Yunshen's arm. Xie Yunshen felt pain and quickly retracted his hand.

Xie Chuyue staggered towards the pillar beside her and hugged it tightly, "Little brother, why are you so handsome? You are tall and have a good figure. Come on, give me a kiss."

As he said that, he hugged the pillar and kissed it.

The guards on duty nearby were laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.

They also knew that they couldn't laugh, but seeing this scene, who wouldn't laugh? Who could hold back from laughing!

Xie Yunshen looked like he had lost all hope in life. His sister was too outrageous. She actually mistook Zhuzi for a man? ? ?

They were still kissing so passionately. Looking at the guards in the distance who were already bent over with laughter, Xie Yunshen wanted to cover his face and walk away. They both lost face.

But this was his own sister, he couldn't just ignore her, so he went to grab the person who was holding the pillar.

But no matter how hard he pulled or tugged, it was useless; Xie Chuyue just refused to let go of the pillar.

"Xie Yunshen, you big bad guy, don't try to break us up."

System: [………………. ] Mistake! Mistake!

Seeing his sister unable to pull her up, Xie Yunshen almost doubted his life. He stretched out his palms and looked at her. He couldn't believe it. He wasn't so weak that he couldn't even pull his own sister up, right? !

Is it that he is too weak, or is it that his sister is too strong?

Emperor Mingde, who was discussing matters with ministers in the imperial study, heard the news and could not believe that his daughter would do such a thing, so he ran over directly.

Several ministers behind him also came to watch the show.

When everyone was about to reach the palace gate, they saw Xie Chuyue holding onto a pillar not far away and kissing it from time to time, with the corners of her mouth twitching.

Emperor Mingde was so angry that his temples were throbbing and he felt like he had lost all his face.

System urgent reminder: [Host, stop making a fool of yourself. Go back to the palace quickly. Your father and ministers are here to see you make a fool of yourself. ]

Xie Chuyue: [I am not a foreigner, how could I make a fool of myself? Since they are all here, I can even perform a trick of catching the moon in the water for them.]

Emperor Mingde roared: "Thank you Chuyue!"

Xie Chuyue didn't change her position while holding the pillar. She tilted her head back and asked, "Father, why are you walking backwards?"

Emperor Mingde: …………

Emperor Mingde's face turned as dark as ink, but when he heard Xie Chuyue continue,

"My lords, why are you all growing crooked? Why are your heads growing into the ground?"

Everyone: …………This little princess is drunk, why is she like this? She is as embarrassed as throwing away cabbage.

They are growing crookedly. If you just walk upside down, we can grow much taller.

Seeing Emperor Mingde's increasingly dark face, Xie Yunshen hurried over to explain, "Father, my sister got drunk outside the palace. I dragged her back to the palace by force, but she refused to move."

Emperor Mingde walked over and grabbed Xie Chuyue's hand, "Yuer, get up and go back to the palace!"

"I won't get up, I won't get up. Come and hit me." Xie Chuyue hugged the pillar and was so arrogant.

System: [Host, unprecedented, you are the first one to ask for a fight. ]

Emperor Mingde exerted force on his hands, trying to pick the person up, but Xie Chuyue seemed to be stuck to the pillar and no matter how he pulled, it was useless.

"I don't, bad guys, are you going to separate us?"

Emperor Mingde was speechless. Did this little Yue'er want to make him laugh to death?

"If you don't get up and return to the palace, you will not get this month's allowance."

"What? You damn father, you won't give me money? That's my hard work fee, why don't you give it to me?" Xie Chuyue let go of the pillar, turned around suddenly, and bumped into the pillar with a thud.

Emperor Mingde and several officials felt sorry for her, but one of the parties was confused and pointed at Emperor Mingde and said,

"Father, do you think you are immoral? You are the monarch of a country, but you actually withheld your daughter's monthly allowance. When did you become so poor? You are shameless, don't you know that?"

The shameless Emperor Mingde: ………The world is so beautiful, I shouldn’t be so irritable!

Everyone: ………Between being arrogant and courting death, this little princess chose the arrogant and courting death.

Xie Yunshen silently stepped back. This had nothing to do with him.

In the end, no one noticed that the person who was retreating had already escaped.

Now the emperor father is busy looking after the imperial sister and coaxing her, and has no time to pay attention to him. If he doesn't run away now, when will he run away? If the emperor father reacts, he will be the first one to beat him, even though this matter has nothing to do with him.

Moreover, the last time your father asked him to enter the palace, he made many excuses and never went in. If he is caught by your father now, isn’t he finished?

Emperor Mingde rubbed his brows irritably, looking at this terrible thing of his own, and felt very angry.

Xie Chuyue staggered around, pointed at Emperor Mingde, and then rushed towards him.

"Wow, so many fathers!"

As a result, I had a close contact with the earth.

Emperor Mingde: …………

Ministers: ………Anyway, they are not embarrassed, it is His Majesty the Emperor who is embarrassed.

Emperor Mingde was angry and helpless. He watched Xie Chuyue staggering to her feet and reached out to help his annoying girl, fearing that she would fall down accidentally again and be covered with scars the next day.