After crossing over, he has no taboos among the zombies.

Chapter 903



Chapter 903

"You bastard, stop spreading rumors. I only took advantage of a few wealthy people in Beiliang. I never touch prostitution." Lamborghini said angrily.

"Then why did you go to Chunfeng Tower?"

"Can't drink alcohol?"

Lamborghini gnashed his teeth, then looked at Qin He and complained, "Master, you know me. I am a bull with a bottom line, and I will never discredit you."

"I think it's dark enough." Qin He rolled his eyes at it and said, "I'll tell you about your romantic affairs later. Now hurry up and pull him up."

"Okay." Seeing this, Lamborghini grinned and then looked at Wang Tiezhu.

Wang Tiezhu also looked at it and said, "Why are you looking at me?"

"Look at what you are doing, pulling someone to pee!" said Lamborghini.

"This...this is so much." Wang Tiezhu pointed at the green grassland around him in fear and looked at Qin He as if asking for help: "Master, this is too much."

"Let's try the effect first." Qin He said.

"Okay." Wang Tiezhu had no way to refute, so he turned around, twisted twice, and sprayed it towards the nearest grass.

"Whoosh~" With this sound, white smoke suddenly rose. In the misty smoke, the grass disappeared and turned into a person lying on the ground.

"It works." Lamborghini's eyes suddenly lit up with abnormal excitement, and he pointed at the person on the ground and said, "Sir, it really works."

"Yeah." Qin He nodded, thinking to himself that it was okay, otherwise today would be a bit troublesome.

"Hey, hey, hey, close the gate! Close the gate!" Lamborghini turned around and saw Wang Tiezhu still peeing. He immediately jumped up and shouted, "You've only peed once, there are still thousands of troops behind you."

Wang Tiezhu was stunned and braked quickly.

However, this kind of thing cannot be stopped just by saying so. It just felt a shock all over its body. It was a little smaller, but it was not completely stopped.

"Lock him up! Lock him up!" Lamborghini became anxious when he saw this. In desperation, he stretched out his cow hoof clamp... uh, it could be considered a hand, and clamped it towards Wang Tiezhu.

Then, the two beasts stared at each other for five full breaths.

Qin He: “⊙o⊙”

"Are you seriously ill?" The next moment, Wang Tiezhu jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, pointing at the Lamborghini and shouting, "Who told you to pinch it? You're crazy!"

After saying that, it turned to Qin He and said, "Look at it, rascal, it attacked me!"

"Lamborghini, what are you doing?" Qin He couldn't stand it anymore and scolded him.

"I... I'm just in a hurry. Why don't you thank me for helping me?" Lamborghini said stubbornly.

"Who asked you for help! Who asked you for help!" Wang Tiezhu gritted his teeth. Just go ahead and clamp this dead cow. He used so much force that he almost broke it.

When I opened the crotch, there was a white mark left on it.

It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!

unacceptable!

“(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tsk~~ Don’t do it.”

Lamborghini rolled his eyes, then looked at his hoof, blew on it, and muttered, "So small."

"What did you say?" Wang Tiezhu glared.

Lamborghini's eyes rolled around, and he quickly pointed at the person on the ground who had just transformed and said, "I said...this person is awake."

Wang Tiezhu looked over and saw that the man on the ground had regained his consciousness at some point and was staggering to his feet. He looked at Qin He and the others, and finally locked onto Qin He with a somewhat panicked expression: "Little one, greetings to the Green Ox Immortal."

"Why did it turn into grass?" Qin He asked.

"No... I don't know." The man looked at the lush green grassland and recalled, "I just remember someone yelling, 'We are all grass,' and then I don't know anything else."

"Someone shouted?" Qin He frowned slightly.

"Yes." The man nodded, then he sniffed himself and said puzzledly, "It seems like there is some smell."

"This is the water to save you." Wang Tiezhu's mouth twitched.

"Water?" the man wondered.

"Holy water." Wang Tiezhu made up something.

"Holy water?" The man believed it and his eyes lit up. With the Great Immortal Qingniu here, it was not surprising that there was holy water.

So he instinctively licked his clothes, smacking, and tasted what the holy water tasted like.

Qin He, Wang Tiezhu, and Lamborghini: "..."

"What's that smell?" Lamborghini asked curiously with a look of disgust on his face.

The man licked his tongue and said, "It's a bit sweet."

"That's impossible." Wang Tiezhu was stunned.

"It's true." The man paused and said affirmatively.

Seeing this, Qin He looked at Wang Tiezhu in disbelief. What the hell, can cultivating immortality cause diabetes?

"Hahaha." Wang Tiezhu suddenly looked embarrassed. After a pause, he suddenly remembered something. He looked at the man in front of him with shining eyes and asked, "Are you a virgin?"


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