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Hearing this, Zoya finally couldn't hold back anymore. That despicable Luna actually dared to raise the price on the spot. You know, being able to sleep with Xiao Hao after his bath at night is the highest level of enjoyment here. She didn't even dare to mention it herself, but this shameless Luna actually dared to bring it up.
"Pah! Luna, you're shameless! It's just installing a computer. Xiao Hao, you wait here, I'll go look up some tutorials online."
Zoya angrily interrupted Luna, and also stopped Zhang Hao from saying anything, then took out her phone and started searching.
Zhang Hao: You can find me and share your surname.
After a while, Zoya silently put down her phone.
"666, it's only a text explanation? Damn it, should I go find Roy? He used to be a thug, he should know something about these shady things."
Roy: Help me, oh! My ass!!!
"Heh, those who don't have it, go to the side and open your eyes wide and watch carefully."
Luna smugly pushed Zoya aside. After all, she had experience assembling computers before, and this computer couldn't possibly be any different from a normal one.
Another 10 minutes passed...
Two idle slackers were lying on Zhang Hao's bed, while the protagonist, Luna, was scratching her head, holding the product manual.
"Wait a minute, this doesn't make sense. I've even seen the Mandel supercomputing unit before. What is this? Is this a normal computer? Xiao Hao, did you choose these components yourself?"
With a pained expression, Luna turned to Zhang Hao and asked, "I didn't realize it until I started using it. Now that I've started, I've discovered that the motherboard and some of the components aren't the normal ones. Instead, they seem like... something someone specially made for DIY. This is a challenge even for Luna, who has experience building PCs. Adding these fans to the case would require installing some other components."
Although Luna knew that the computer would look amazing once it was installed, she couldn't bring herself to finish it.
So, another salted fish appeared on Zhang Hao's bed.
Luna: Damn it, my plan to go to bed tonight is ruined. I'll take this opportunity to smell Xiao Hao's scent a little longer.
"Oh? I didn't choose these. These were all custom-made for me by someone Xiaowen knows in China, and then GTI shipped them over together."
Zhang Hao lay in the middle, letting the two women grope him. He was too weak to break free.
"Damn, I knew it was that monster's doing. I knew I couldn't fake it. She planned this all along."
After Luna finished speaking, Zoya also realized what was going on. "You big-eyed Mai Xiaowen, it seems you have the same little scheme as me."
Mai Xiaowen: Achoo! Who's talking about me? Is it because my Xiaohao can't pretend anymore? Hehe, then let your dearest Xiaowen help you (?▽`???).
Chapter 100 The Installation Turmoil 2
Seeing that it was almost time, Mai Xiaowen went out of her room pretending to take a walk. However, after walking around downstairs for a while, she only heard Luo Yi's wails in the infirmary. She went in to take a look, then covered her eyes and came out again.
Mai Xiaowen: This is too offensive. I can't let Xiao Hao play with those guys anymore. I don't want him to be corrupted.
Roy: Ugh, don't go! It's only been 30 minutes, where's Zoya? I'm going to die.
"Hehe, since none of these places have it, it seems Xiao Hao will have to struggle with how to install a computer in his own room. Luckily, I had the foresight to ask someone to bring over the computer parts I designed beforehand. Installing those things won't be a simple matter."
Mai Xiaowen skipped happily up to the second floor. Just kidding, when her little Hao Hao was troubled and worried about this, she, as his older sister, would descend like a savior and quickly set up the computer for him. She was sure she would receive admiring looks from little Hao Hao.
I'll make a small request then, like a massage or something to sleep with, hehehe. O(∩_∩)O
Mai Xiaowen went straight to Zhang Hao's room, cleared her throat, and asked inside:
"Little Hao Hao, what are you doing? Your big sister is here to play with you!"
"Ah! Sister Xiaowen, you've come at just the right time! I don't know how to install this computer, can you help me?"
Seeing that everything was developing as she had expected, Mai Xiaowen silently made a "yes" sign at the door, and without caring about anything else, she opened the door and rushed inside.
"It's okay, Xiao Hao. If you have any problems, just come find your sister Xiaowen. I... what are you doing?"
Mai Xiaowen was excitedly preparing to ask Zhang Hao for some interest. The feeling of their last kiss still made her heart itch. Just as she was about to hug her little Hao Hao and give him a kiss, two powerful and oppressive gazes suddenly fell on her.
Mai Xiaowen: Masaka, no, there's a murderous aura about him.
When Mai Xiaowen looked up, she saw that there were two women lying on Zhang Hao's bed, the last people she wanted to see.
"Wow, no wonder you're Hao Hao's best older sister! I didn't expect you to be the last to come and help him!"
Luna, Mai Xiaowen's long-time rival, launched a direct attack.
"Of course! There's no such thing as a free lunch in this world except for me, Zoya, right, Xiaowen?"
Zoya immediately followed up with a large-area AOE attack.
Luna: (╬▔皿▔)╯
"You... fine, fine, you're just two vixens trying to beat me to it. Judging from your appearance, you probably tried to fake it but couldn't, so you're being sarcastic and sarcastic with me here. Sigh, I can't help it. It's really hard on you when it comes to finding and solving problems. After all, I'm the only one who understands what Xiao Hao Hao likes."
Mai Xiaowen: Just kidding! To deal with you all, I'm the kind of woman who watches palace dramas until midnight. Even if you want to compete with me, you can't take away my rightful wife!
"Hmph, you two are just pretty faces, go stand aside and watch. Come here, Hao Hao, come and help your sister with the installation. This is your computer, how can its owner not participate?"
She pulled Zhang Hao away from the two women, gave them a beautiful eye roll, and then took Zhang Hao's hand to begin their sweet assembly.
"Come on, Xiao Hao, look here. See, this is the normal place that can't fit. Put this on top first and then try again. How about that? Isn't it interesting? Here's a kiss for you, muah!"
"Hmm, Sister Xiaowen, isn't this a bit inappropriate? There are still people around."
"Oh, it's alright, just think of them as two dogs, let's continue."
Zoya/Luna: I can't take it anymore! (╬▔皿▔)╯
"Mai Xiaowen, what do you mean? Looks like you haven't been disciplined in a long time. You deserve a beating."
Zoya said, "I have a short temper, I can't take it anymore."
"Waaaaah, Hao Hao, look at these two! They're so violent! Unlike me, I'm only nice to my little brother!"
Luna/Zoya: That scheming green tea b*tch, just you wait.
"Hmph, Xiao Hao, let's ignore them. They're not going to interfere with us any further."
Mai Xiaowen said that no one can disturb her from taking advantage of Xiao Hao Hao during this time, and if anyone does, she will personally eliminate him.
Roy: Forget about Hao for now, I'm really going to be wiped out!!!
With Mai Xiaowen's help, all the components on the motherboard were assembled. During this time, Zoya and Luna peeked out to see how it was assembled, and after watching, they both silently cursed in their hearts: "That scheming green tea girl."
Zoya: How should I trick Xiaohao into coming to my room next time? After all, I'm the boss here, and it's only natural that I'd become the main wife, right?
Luna: As the first person to have intimate relations with Xiao Hao, my charm is undeniable. I'll just use my upgraded bow and arrow to lure him into my room and eat him up someday.
"How about it, Hao Hao? Isn't it handsome? This was specially made for you. Look how complicated it is, but the looks are absolutely top-notch. Come and give your big sister a kiss."
"But Xiaowen, I think if it's usable, then..."
"Stop talking and kiss me."
Zhang Hao:..........
Unable to bear it any longer, the two women decided to go in for the second major international collaboration. Luna first carried Zhang Hao out, said "wait a moment," and then closed the door.
Zhang Hao: ? ? ?
Mai Xiaowen, who had her eyes closed and was pouting, quickly opened her eyes when she realized something was wrong. But all that was in front of her was Zoya with a "smiling" face. Just as she was about to look outside, Luna had already locked the door.
Mai Xiaowen: Oh no, Xiao Hao, save me!
"Small! Ugh!"
Before Mai Xiaowen could finish speaking, Zoya cut her off.
"Little mouse, you're very brave! This is completely different from how you used to not let me see Xiao Hao. It seems you need some 'education' from your older sisters."
After Zoya finished speaking, Luna behind her also started to stretch her muscles and even let out her sleep-talking from the previous night in front of Mai Xiaowen.
"Don't worry, although no one dared to bully me when I was in the army, I do know a thing or two about how to bully juniors."
"Wow, Xiaowen, I didn't expect that! It's okay, your two older sisters will take good care of you."
Mai Xiaowen: Mmm, mmm, mmm. (Readers can translate this themselves.)
After waiting at the door for 10 minutes, the door opened, and Zoya patted Zhang Hao's head and led him in.
When Zhang Hao came in, he saw Mai Xiaowen quickly assembling the computer case fans, with... lipstick hanging around her neck and on her face!
"Xiaowen... Sister, are you alright?"
Zhang Hao asked cautiously, and Zoya and Luna, upon hearing this, simply smiled and remained silent.
"No...it's okay, Xiao Hao, just wait a moment, it'll be installed soon."
Mai Xiaowen glanced back at the two people who were smiling at her, shivered, and then turned back to speed up the assembly process, as if some ferocious beast was behind her.
Zhang Hao: What exactly happened?
Chapter 101 Forced Buying and Selling (Bonus Chapter)
In no time, Zhang Hao's incredibly cool-looking computer was set up. After Mai Xiaowen finished setting up the system, she turned around and gave Zhang Hao a pitiful look.
"Xiao Hao, come and give it a try!"
Then he glanced back and asked:
"Um, can I leave now?"
Zoya and Luna licked their lips, a gesture that startled Mai Xiaowen, who shrank back and trembled.
"Alright, alright, if you want to leave, then leave. I'm not stopping you."
After hearing this, Mai Xiaowen, under Zhang Hao's questioning gaze, quickly ran outside, went to her room, and slammed the door shut.
Zhang Hao: Something's not right. Something's definitely not right.
After returning to her room, Mai Xiaowen immediately grabbed a towel to wipe her face, and then took out toothpaste and a toothbrush to start brushing her teeth frantically.
After doing all this, she buried herself in the blankets and began to sob:
"Waaaaah, Hao Hao, I'm so sorry! I've been tainted! Those two are devils! Waaaaah, what am I going to do?!"
Just as Zhang Hao was about to ask what had happened in the room, Zoya put her finger to his lips, shushed him, and said:
"Xiao Hao, don't ask questions you shouldn't ask. Curiosity killed the cat."
Because Zoya's aura was so strong at that moment, Zhang Hao swallowed silently and nodded.
"Honey, you haven't even had a chance to try out your new computer yet. Go ahead and try it out. I'll go check on Roy."
"Sister Xiaohao, I'm leaving too. I haven't done my shooting practice yet today."
And so, Zoya and Luna walked out of Zhang Hao's room one after the other, quietly closing the door behind them, leaving Zhang Hao still puzzled.
"Wow, what did they do to Sister Xiaowen?"
The two people outside.
"Hey, did we go a little too far this time? Can Xiaowen handle it?"
Zoya leaned against the railing and asked Luna, who was standing next to her.
"Don't ask me. You're the one who kissed me. I just gave your neck and cheek a quick kiss and stuff. Don't try to shift the blame onto me. You're the one primarily responsible this time."
Zoya pursed her lips and turned her gaze to Luna.
"What...what do you want to do? I need to go to training."
When Luna was being watched, she felt her hair stand on end and quickly made an excuse to leave.
"Hey! What are you afraid of? I'm straight, and lunch is coming up soon, so what are you practicing for?!"
Seeing Luna walk away without turning back, Zoya could only sigh helplessly. Really, how come these two are so easily amused?
Thinking that more than an hour had passed since she left, and wondering if Roy was still alive, Zoya went downstairs to the infirmary to check on him.
When Zoya opened the door to the infirmary, the scene inside almost blinded her. Roy was down to his underwear, clutching his buttocks and lying on the ground, sobbing silently. Meanwhile, Wei Long and Red Wolf were sitting comfortably to the side, chatting happily, completely unlike their previous mortal enemies.
"You guys... are you done with this?"
For a moment, Zoya could only ask cautiously, after all, the smiles of the two people looked quite eerie in this situation.
When the two saw Zoya return, they greeted her.
"He's here? Come on, come on. Roy has been trained by you. I reckon he'll behave himself for the next three days, so don't worry. Oh, by the way, remember to tell Uluru and the others if there's anything like this again. I filmed a video for him this time, and he's so envious."
The thought, "This is the devil," popped into Zoya's mind. She thought that what she and Luna had done to Mai Xiaowen was already too much, but she didn't expect these people to be even more outrageous than her. Had they been suppressing their feelings for too long?
Seeing that Zoya's gaze was becoming increasingly strange, the two hurriedly explained:
"Hey, hey, it's not what you think. We're all straight men, the really straight kind. You have to believe us!"
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