Crossover Anime: Me, the Yellow-Haired Guy, Joins a Chat Group

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When Yukino saw Lin Qi, who had been outside, appear beside her, she truly thought she was seeing a ghost.

This caused him to scream and keep swinging his fists, as if he wanted to hit Lynch with his soft fists.

Lin Qi was speechless. Where did Xiaoping get the confidence to hit him with such a weak and powerless punch?

Lin Qi reached out and grabbed her fists. Looking at Hirano with her eyes closed and her face turned to the side, he felt an urge to laugh as she clenched her fists. However, he knew he had to hold back and not laugh.

"Alright, alright, stop swinging your fists so casually. Let me make this clear, I'm a human, not a ghost, so there's no need to be so afraid of me."

"Can't you see I've grabbed your fist?"

When Yukino felt the warmth in her hand, she immediately realized that the person in front of her was human and not some kind of ghost, which made her breathe a sigh of relief.

"You have no idea how scary it can be to scare someone to death first thing in the morning."

"And I didn't open the door, but you just barged in. Do you know that's trespassing and breaking into a private residence?"

After her embarrassing performance, Yukino immediately decided to retaliate with a sharp tongue.

Lin Qi 857 curled his lip at the other party's statement, his face showing indifference.

"Come on, who are we to each other? And believe it or not, with just one word, this place will be transferred to my name, which means you're illegally living in my house."

Upon hearing this, Yukino was so angry that she gritted her teeth. This guy was completely unreasonable.

"Hurry up and let me go."

Seeing that her hands were still being held by the other person, Yukino let go of the other person's hands and then whistled in a roguish manner.

Yukino, it seems you really like cats.

Since Yukino lives alone, her pajamas are quite cartoonish, with a hood and two cat ears on it.

And because she hadn't tidied herself up properly and was rather casual, her whole body was loose and slouchy, and the struggle she had just gone through had resulted in her losing a lot of her private parts.

Upon realizing her situation, Yukino immediately began to struggle, desperately trying to free her hands, while saying...

"Damn it! Let me go right now!"

"I do not!"

"What kind of hooligan are you doing so early in the morning?"

"Don't forget that in a sense you're mine, how can this be called being a scoundrel?"

"It's alright, you shameless bastard."

Upon hearing this, Yukino declared that she could not accept any of these.

Lin Qi, since the matter was already a foregone conclusion, started acting like a rogue while looking at the other person's cute face.

"Yukino, if you want me to let you go, I can give you a kiss on your cute face."

"Pervert, scoundrel! A guy whose head is full of lewd nonsense."

"Damn perverted monster."

Lin Qi was a little unhappy after hearing this. Wasn't this going a bit too far?

"Wait, I accept being a hooligan or a pervert, I accept having a head full of lewd nonsense, but what do you mean by 'grotesque'? I was just kissing my fiancée."

After a period of intense struggling, the other party had no choice but to resign themselves to their fate, close their eyes, and utter a vicious remark:

"At most, consider it as being licked by a dog."

Lin Qi saw that the other person had closed their eyes and, without any hesitation, leaned his face closer. However, instead of kissing their cheek, he immediately kissed their lips.

Yukino's eyes snapped open, wide with disbelief, because she hadn't expected him to kiss her lips instead of her cheek!

That bastard doesn't keep his word!

After the two separated, he was so uncomfortable that his face turned bright red, and then he frantically blew out hot air.

Then I decisively started criticizing.

"idiot!"

"You bastard, you don't keep your word."

While cursing, he stomped on Lin Qi's feet repeatedly.

Lin Qi let the other person trample on him, since he didn't feel any pain anyway. Instead, he spoke in a cheerful tone.

"Yukino, where did I break my promise? Don't you remember that your mouth is on your face?"

"I kissed you on the cheek, but I didn't specify which part."

Upon hearing Lin Qi's despicable remarks, Yukino realized she had been tricked and was furious.

Damn it! Would a normal person do that?

Seeing the murderous glare in his eyes, Lin Qi stopped playing around, released his hands, and immediately turned to brush her teeth.

About half an hour later, the other person came out dressed.

Looking at the other person's attire, Lin Qi couldn't help but ask in a questioning tone:

"Are you sure you want to wear a skirt? You've never been to an amusement park with anyone before."

Lin Qi was speechless when he saw the other person's clothes. They looked good, and he even wanted to kiss them a few more times. The problem was that this outfit was not suitable for an amusement park.

Yukino blushed slightly upon hearing this, then glared at Lin Qi.

"How...how could I not have been there?"

Lin Qi could tell from her appearance that this girl had no friends, so she wouldn't go to places like this with anyone. At most, she would go with Yang Nai, but Yang Nai was also busy.

"Yukino, wear some casual clothes. If you're going to wear pants, you can wear shorts, but don't wear a skirt. After all, it's easy to accidentally expose yourself on roller coasters and such. I don't want my people to accidentally have their skirts lifted up and be completely exposed."

Upon hearing this, Yukino only simulated it in her mind before turning around.

When he came out, he was dressed casually, but Lin Qi couldn't help but speak with a sigh:

"Not bad, not bad. Yukino looks good in anything because of her face, and her legs are alright too, just a little flat."

Upon hearing the other party launch another personal attack, Yukino immediately spoke through gritted teeth:

"I'm really sorry, but if you think I'm someone you can't be seen with, then you can get lost!"

"How could that be? Everyone has their own preferences, and I wouldn't look down on you."

"Fuck off!"

Yukino felt like she was about to be filled with anger first thing in the morning.

"By the way, you only don't wear those over-the-knee socks, I didn't know you also had these black stockings."

"Yukino, please let me touch it properly, please."

Lin Qi uttered these perverted words with a completely serious tone and expression.

Upon hearing this, Yukino immediately switched to her sharp-tongued mode!

"Although I knew you were a pervert, I never imagined you could be this perverted."

"As expected, all you have on your head is dirty jokes."

"What I didn't expect was that you were so shameless as to make such a request in such a serious manner."

"I seriously doubt whether you are a failure of moral education."

Lin Qi didn't care about the other person's sharp tongue. Instead, he held up a finger and waved it in front of the other person.

"Everyone has a love for beauty, and 99% of men like it this way, but they just hide it."

"And I disdain to hide it."

"Or to put it another way, you should feel lucky, at least I don't hide anything from you."

Upon hearing this, Yukino wanted to ask, "Then shouldn't I thank you for your sincerity?"

Yukino seized on a loophole in someone's words and decisively retorted.

"You can also say 99%, but there's still more, isn't there? Why can't you be that one?"

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Chapter 169 As long as I ask, your mother will have to come over on her own initiative!

"Can't you be in that 1%?"

Yukino spoke in a very displeased tone, "Can't this guy do something special for her?"

However, as soon as he said this, Lin Qi looked at her with a strange expression, making the girl feel a little uncomfortable.

"Let me ask you a question. Do you know what I mean by 'one percent'?"

Yukino was also a little confused after hearing this, and then subconsciously expressed her understanding.

"Isn't that 1% just about being a polite gentleman?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Qi rolled his eyes at the innocent little hole in front of him, then stuck out two fingers and made a crossed gesture.

"Wrong! The remaining 1% refers to guys with sexual orientation issues who wouldn't be interested in your situation."

Yukino nearly choked to death upon hearing this. This guy's words are always so unpredictable.

Would a normal person say something like that? Definitely not, this guy is anything but normal!

Well, I'm a bit tired. I guess I should slowly get used to this guy's weird behavior.

"Are you coming or not?"

"If you're not leaving, then we can call it a day."

Yukino was too lazy to argue with this pervert anymore, so she simply laid her cards on the table and asked him if he was going on the date or not. If he didn't want to go, fine.

Upon hearing this, Lin Qi immediately took the other person's hand.

"Of course I'll go. After all, this is a chance to go on a date with my Yukino. How could I let it slip by? I also want to win you over in one go today."

Upon hearing this, Yukino wanted to say, "Aren't you being a little too honest?" But she just rolled her eyes at Lin Qi and said, "You're dreaming."

"So how do we get there?"

Yukino was a little curious. How did this guy plan to get her there, over such a long distance? Was he going to fly or use his elusive abilities?

But the scene before her eyes changed the next moment. The two of them arrived at a secluded alley.

Yukino was completely bewildered as she watched the scene change before her.

Looking at the dark alley, she couldn't help but ask:

"where is this place?"

Upon hearing the other person's words, Lin Qi smiled and spoke in a matter-of-fact tone:

"This is of course near the amusement park, but I chose to appear here to avoid being too taciturn."

Upon hearing this, Yukino swallowed hard, then spoke in an incredulous tone:

"It only took a moment to get there, you have to know how far apart the two places are!"

Lin Qi sighed after seeing the girl's extremely surprised expression.

"Yukino, there are some things you have to get used to."

"This is nothing at all. Last time I took your sister to space and blew up a few planets as fireworks. Did you think I was joking with you?"

Upon hearing this, Yukino swallowed hard. She vaguely remembered hearing this guy mention it before, but she thought he was just bragging. However, now this guy could take her across such a distance in the blink of an eye.

He had a 1% chance of believing it, but 99% of him was still unhappy. After all, the surface of a planet and the universe are very different, not to mention that his sister was just an ordinary person.

Lin Qi didn't care about the suspicion in the other person's eyes. Instead, he spoke in a cheerful tone, giving the impression that a strange uncle was seducing a little girl.

"Yukino, if you don't believe me, I can take you there to prove I'm not lying to you. But in return, you have to grant me one request. What do you say?"

Yukino was initially skeptical, but after hearing this, she had no choice but to believe it. At the same time, she looked at Lin Qi warily and said, "You're dreaming."

She's not stupid! The fact that the other party made such a request means they can definitely do it. And asking her to agree to a request is obviously not a good one. After all, she's not unaware of the look in this guy's eyes that always seems to want to devour her completely. So if she agrees, she can just wait to be eaten alive, leaving not even bones behind.

In other words, this guy wasn't bragging!

Yukino felt that this was very unscientific, but the fact that this guy's power was unscientific in itself was just that.

However, the idea of ​​igniting a planet was too far-fetched, and he remained skeptical, but he wouldn't engage in idle chatter about it with this guy.