Now that we're in a book, isn't it reasonable to use some cheats?

Chapter 292 I Don’t Want It, Go Away

The bed collapsed when it was said to collapse.

"Haitang..." Su Ning looked like a child who had done something wrong, with an innocent look on her face: "Is the bed here a shoddy construction?"

How could it not bear the weight of two people?

Not only is the house in poor condition, but the bed also collapses all the time.

Because the bed collapsed.

Zhongli Haitang didn't have the energy to question her anymore. She poked her face with her hand and said unhappily, "Why are you still suppressing me?"

"Do you think it's because I'm fat?" Su Ning was indifferent and showed no sign of getting up from him.

She remembered that Yang Cheng's husband had said that she was fat.

His face is like a big plate.

"Not fat." Zhongli Haitang softened her tone, as if coaxing a child: "I can hold your waist with one hand, how can you be fat?"

Not just words.

Zhongli Haitang even proved it to her by reaching out to hold her waist, although it was not so exaggerated that it could be held with one hand.

But it’s not that bad.

Anyway, as long as it's thinner than his waist, that's enough.

"Then why did my master say I was fat?" Su Ning looked up at him.

He snorted coldly: "That's because your master's eyes have been covered with eye mucus for a long time, so he can't tell fat from thin, beautiful from ugly. Just give him a beating."

Su Ning: “…” That’s a very accurate point.

These words really touched Su Ning's heart.

Just as she was about to get up, Haitang also stood up at this moment. He did not loosen the hand that was holding her waist, and his head was slightly close to her ear.

His warm breath fanned against her neck, "You're much prettier than that heroine. The other one is the chosen heroine, but you can be your own heroine."

"Haitang..." Su Ning looked at him blankly. It seemed that Haitang, who was not so sharp-tongued and irritating, was charming for a moment.

"Moved?"

Zhongli Haitang let go of her waist and stood beside the collapsed bed: "If you are moved, remember to ask your master to reimburse the cost of the bed tomorrow."

"..."

In the end, Su Ning fell asleep directly on the collapsed bed, and Zhongli Haitang had no intention of continuing to sleep after being disturbed by her.

He sat cross-legged and practiced.

But how could Su Ning, who tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, let him succeed in his internal circulation? She started to talk to Haitang incoherently, trying to disturb Haitang's mind.

"Haitang, are you involuntarily?"

"Haitang, open your eyes and look at me. I don't believe you have empty eyes."

"Haitang, I'm scared to sleep alone. Come and sleep with me. I have to hold your pants to sleep peacefully."

"Begonia..."

She shut up after talking.

Zhongli Haitang didn't want to pay attention to her, so she said she fell asleep.

The room became quiet. Zhongli Haitang glanced at Su Ning who was sleeping with the quilt hugged. She shouldn't be cold in this weather.

I can finally practice with peace of mind, no longer troubled by the outside world.

……

early morning.

The first thing Su Ning saw when she woke up was Haitang not far away. She yawned and looked at him who had been coquettish all night, and then she started to chatter again.

"Haitang, it's dawn."

“……” No reply to her.

Su Ning has a bad temper.

He rushed over and tried to wake her up. If he didn't try to find a way to let her out, his apprentice would bring others to block the door.

She will become the first-hand gossip in the world of cultivation.

"Ouch."

However, because she was so focused on waking up Haitang, she didn't pay attention to her feet and slipped and fell to the ground.

I couldn't get up for half a day.

You can also hear the clear sound of bones breaking.

"..." Zhongli Haitang was also frightened by the noise and opened her eyes. She saw Su Ning lying on the ground with a pale face.

He panicked and rushed over to help the person up: "Did you just learn to walk, or did you step on your toe? How could you fall like this?"

What are the eyes looking at?

Have your eyes grown on top of your head and you can’t even see the road?

"Crawl." Even in such a situation, he still didn't forget to scold her. Su Ning told him to get out: "Just crawl. Who wants to listen to your bullshit?"

“……” Zhongli Haitang rarely kept silent and did not argue with her.

He wanted to help her up first, but when his hand touched her waist, the pain made Su Ning lose her mind and she kicked him.

"Did you do this on purpose? You touched me wherever I was injured. Do you want to kill me for money so that you can inherit my inheritance?"

Even though he was kicked, he did not get angry with Su Ning, and his tone was unusually gentle: "Don't move, let me see if your waist is sprained?"

"..."Su Ning did not stop him.

Because I was wearing a skirt.

It was inappropriate for him to help the person take off his clothes before checking, as that would be tantamount to stripping the person naked, so he used his hands to explore step by step.

"Does it hurt here?"

"No."

"Here it is."

"Not at all."

"Then..." Before he could finish his words, Su Ning kicked him again. Fortunately, he was prepared and grabbed her ankle.

Know the exact location.

Zhongli Haitang gently placed his hand on her waist, which was a little swollen. He advised: "Bear with it, your waist is sprained."

"I'll help you turn it around."

"...?"

The first sentence is quite normal, but the second one seems a bit unreliable.

Su Ning strongly rejected this: "How can you, a quack doctor, help someone twist his ankle? Do you think you just sprained your ankle?"

Say.

He dares to treat people recklessly without any experience.

"That's about the idea." The self-taught Zhongli Haitang didn't think there was anything wrong with it. It was the same principle anyway.

"I don't want it, go away." She was afraid. If she was twisted to death by him, she wouldn't even have a place to cry.

"I want to go back to the sect."

"do not move."

Zhongli Haitang held her down to prevent her from moving, then gently lifted her onto his legs, with his hands on both sides of her waist.

He tried to soothe her as best he could: "I won't hurt you."

"..."

Su Ning was both scared and in pain, and didn't realize how wrong this posture was.

"Do you see anything in my eyes?" Noticing that she was nervous, Zhongli deliberately distracted her.

Su Ning looked into his eyes: "What's the matter..."

"Ah..." she screamed.

Because Zhongli Haitang took advantage of this gap to help her twist her twisted waist halfway back, causing Su Ning to fall on him in so much pain.

She cursed: "You dead man, are you going to kill me?"

"Hold on, it will be fine in a moment."

"No more."

"..."

Zhongli Haitang didn't waste any time talking to her. He just got started and twisted her waist back completely. He also rubbed it twice.

"..."Su Ning was in so much pain that she didn't have the strength to speak and almost fainted.

Zhongli Haitang was a little abnormal today. He allowed her to lean on him and even helped her wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

His tone was even gentler than ever before: "It's okay."

"..."

"Take a nap if you're tired. I won't move." After what happened just now, Zhongli Haitang became bolder and actually lifted her butt a little higher.

Su Ning was already held on his legs, in a straddle position.

Now again...

"That's enough." She was powerless.

"Go to sleep." A barely perceptible smile appeared on his lips, and he thought to himself: I can't even stand this kind of pain, and you still want to fuck me?

Zhongli Haitang still wants to do something.

"Ahem." Gu Tianqi, who had heard almost everything outside, interrupted their conversation: "Master, I'm here to open the door."