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Chapter 13 Obito: Uchiha Ike is such a clown
"That's right, Lin has told me everything!"
Upon hearing Obito Uchiha's words, Ike Uchiha trembled slightly, looked up at the sky, and sighed deeply.
He was about to break down.
"So that's how it was..." A hint of amusement flashed in Uchiha Ike's eyes, but his tone was filled with heartache and bitterness. "Rin...did she really say that?"
Looking at Uchiha Ike's defeated appearance, Obito felt a strange sense of joy.
So... showing off is this satisfying?!
"That's right, exactly!"
He proudly raised his chin, saying with lingering satisfaction, "Lin is in the park now, waiting for me to go on our date!"
"Admit it, Uchiha Ike, your failed confession means you're already my defeated foe!"
"A date...?" Uchiha Ike looked at Obito in surprise, never expecting such a shameless person.
"That's right!" A hint of guilt flashed across Obito's face, but he still nodded vigorously. "Aren't you envious? This is my first date with Rin!"
"I see."
Uchiha Ike murmured softly, covering his eyes with the hand he had just put in his pocket.
The pungent smell of the onions quickly reddened his eyes, making him look utterly defeated: "I have indeed lost, utterly and completely..."
Looking at Uchiha Ike's injured face, Obito nodded in satisfaction, feeling that he was in incredibly good condition!
Having always been at the bottom of the class, he tasted victory for the first time.
So delicious, so delightful...
[Pleasure detected from Obito Uchiha!]
[Gain 15 points and increase defense by 3%!]
Looking at the system's rewards, Uchiha Ike blinked.
They're already starting to give out gold coins?
Is Obito's emotional threshold really that low? No wonder Madara Uchiha took a liking to him...
He looked at Obito Uchiha with great interest, as if he were observing an undiscovered treasure trove.
Obito Uchiha sensed the gaze and immediately asked, annoyed, "What are you looking at?"
"I didn't see it, I just wanted to ask..." Uchiha Ike spread his hands, asking casually, "What time did you and Rin agree to meet?"
"!!" Obito Uchiha suddenly remembered that he had an appointment to keep and instantly shuddered.
Oh no, I'm going to be late!
Just as Obito was about to take a step, he suddenly heard a cough coming from beside his feet.
"Cough cough..."
Obito looked down and was surprised to find the old woman, disguised as White Zetsu Agan, still lying on the ground: "Grandma, you're still here?"
Uchiha Ike also showed a concerned expression: "Grandma, are you alright?"
"I..." Looking at the two Uchiha who were showing concern for him, White Zetsu Agan, who had no pain, felt a faint pain in his two broken ribs.
First up is Obito Uchiha.
If an old person falls to the ground, how can they possibly get up and walk home by themselves if they're not here?
This kid definitely has something wrong with his head!
Then there's this Uchiha Pond.
You kicked it from behind, and now you're pretending to ask if it's okay?
This is absolutely the most wicked, vicious, and evil Uchiha it has ever seen in its entire life!
If it weren't for Madara Uchiha's orders, White Zetsu would have already killed those two Uchiha!
White Zetsu Agan gritted his teeth and asked in a hoarse voice, "It's alright, I just need to rest for a bit. Children... can you help me back?"
Although it was called "children", White Zetsu's eyes were locked on Obito the whole time, clearly indicating that it did not want Uchiha Ike to help it.
"this......"
Meeting White Zetsu's hopeful gaze, Obito Uchiha's expression became very conflicted.
Just then, a figure appeared between White Zetsu Agan and Obito:
"I'll do it."
"Huh?" Obito suddenly looked at Uchiha Ike.
White Zetsu Agan also looked over expressionlessly.
[Aggression detected from White Zetsu Forrest Gump!]
[Gain 10 points and increase damage by 2%!]
Uchiha Ike smiled and nodded at White Zetsu, then turned to Obito and said calmly, "You're going to see Rin, right? Although I don't want you to see her..."
"But I don't want Lin to wait too long."
As he finished speaking, a duet played in his mind.
[A suspicious element from White Zetsu Forrest Gump has been detected!]
[Gain 10 points and increase damage by 2%!]
Bai Jue looked suspiciously at the instant noodle-head who had just kicked him.
Could this kid really be such a kind person?
[The tests all came as a surprise to Obito Uchiha!]
[Gain 15 points and increase damage by 3%!]
Don't want to keep Lin waiting?
Obito Uchiha stared blankly at Ike Uchiha.
What kind of ultimate simp is this? How come he seems even more of a simp than him?
Seeing the various expressions on each of their faces, Uchiha Ike chuckled inwardly, but outwardly maintained a dark expression: "Are you going or not? If not, I'm leaving!"
"Hahaha......"
As if he had heard a joke, Obito suddenly chuckled softly.
He soon couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter, which grew louder and louder, more and more maniacal: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
It took Obito Uchiha a while to calm down, and he looked at Ike Uchiha as if he were looking at a clown.
"Pfft..." Obito couldn't help but pat Uchiha Ike on the shoulder, "Then thank you, Ike-kun!"
Uchiha Ike turned to the side, suppressing the corner of his mouth that was facing Obito, and gave a displeased snort.
"snort!"
Seeing Uchiha Ike's expression, which suggested he was about to explode in anger at any moment, Obito Uchiha, in high spirits, waved his hand and ran off towards the distance of the clan compound, leaving behind only his last words:
"Don't worry! I will definitely make sure Lin is happy!"
Upon hearing these sarcastic remarks, White Zetsu Agan, lying on the ground, instinctively looked towards Uchiha Ike.
Then it saw that the other person had only covered half of their mouth.
Forrest Gump:"......"
Although it couldn't understand what Uchiha Ike was thinking, it could tell at a glance that the other party had ill intentions.
"Well......"
White Zetsu opened his mouth, wanting to call out to Obito, but the other's figure had already disappeared from sight.
"Grandpa, can you get up by yourself now? Do you feel like you're about to faint?"
The same voice, the same lines—in that instant, White Zetsu Agan felt as if he had jumped into an inescapable loop.
It stiffly raised its head, its gaze meeting that of Uchiha Ike, who looked worried.
Forrest Gump:"......"
[Hatefulness detected in White Zetsu Forrest Gump!]
[Gain 15 points and increase damage by 3%!]
Looking at the stiff-faced White Zetsu Agan, Uchiha Ike's lips curled into a smile once again.
It turns out that tormenting White Zetsu is the best way to make it drop coins.
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the other side.
"Great, you're not late!"
Obito Uchiha traversed through streets and alleys, making several turns before finally arriving at the entrance of the park.
"Go! Go!"
He clenched his fist to encourage himself, then took a deep breath, adjusted his goggles, and stepped into the park.