Chapter 210 Interstellar Wilderness Star Farmer 21
Chapter 210 Interstellar Wilderness Star Farmer 21
Ji Xiaosong's first live broadcast caused a sensation within a certain range, and the ten lucky winners drawn that evening received cucumbers personally picked by Ji Xiaosong ten minutes later.
Within fifteen minutes, they posted on the largest forum, Star Conch:
[Help! The cucumber has come to life!] (58.9 billion views)
User @HungryGhostReincarnation: "Fellow fans, who understands! I just opened the vacuum packaging, and the refreshing fragrance instantly calmed my mind. I declare that from now on, I am a loyal fan of this streamer!"
[Suggestion to establish a research association] (52.3 billion views)
User @古蓝星考据狂: "I'm totally out of it! I took a toxin detector to do a test, and it turns out there really are no toxins!" (Holographic scan attached.)
[A Modern-Day Shennong's Tasting of Hundreds of Herbs] (49.8 billion views)
User @StarShennong: "I risked my life to eat half of it raw, and now I'm perfectly fine."
[My experiences with receiving vegetables but not daring to eat them] (47.1 billion views)
User @怂包鉴赏家: "I'm located on the outermost ring of the main planet. Now my door is blocked by all my relatives and friends, and even my neighbor next door, who's a photosynthetic tribe, is oozing chlorophyll from his windowsill... So, can I inherit a vegetable garden by eating raw cucumbers? I need an answer urgently."
[Cucumbers can actually soothe restless minds] (45.8 billion views)
User @MechRepairman: "My mental strength was severely damaged because of too many toxins in the food I ate before. I didn't expect that after eating this cucumber, my mental strength would be soothed."
[Shocking! A streamer used a cucumber to carry out a devastating attack] (43.8 billion views)
User @QuantumDryRiceMan: "A cucumber placed in the lab triggered a chain reaction! We have conducted detailed research on the cucumber and found that there were no toxins in it from the beginning, let alone whether toxins would be detected after it grows and bears fruit. It's a pity that these cucumber seeds cannot be planted, otherwise we would know whether it is possible to have toxin-free cucumbers in the future."
Ji Xiaosong casually browsed through the replies under each post, and the voices of doubt were becoming fewer and fewer.
"Rongrong, we're sure we can sell a satisfactory quantity by tomorrow morning. Then we just need to expand the scale to help even more people."
"Yes, Ah Song, you should go to sleep. We'll definitely be very busy tomorrow. Luckily, Interstellar shipping is fast, and we received the goods quickly, which saves us a lot of time."
After discussing for a while, Ji Xiaosong lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
She's pregnant now, and pregnant women need enough sleep.
*
The next morning, Ji Xiaosong started her live stream.
As soon as Ji Xiaosong's vegetable garden appeared in the live stream, a large number of people immediately flocked to it.
"Host, can we put up the link to sell now? I haven't eaten all night, I've been waiting for this bite."
"Yes, yesterday I saw the post from the person who was selected, and tears of envy streamed down my face."
"Link! Link!"
"We want to buy goods! We want to buy goods!"
Ji Xiaosong quickly reassured everyone, "Don't worry, everyone. I'll livestream the fruit and vegetable picking process right now, and I'll send out one batch at a time. The same rule applies: everyone is limited to one purchase, so please don't try to resell. If I find anyone reselling, I'll ban your ID."
Let me be frank from the start: if anyone is still dissatisfied, then don't blame her.
"Now, let's go pick some cherry tomatoes. These can be eaten raw; they're sweet and sour, and taste great. Limited to 10 servings."
Ji Xiaosong posted 10 copies of the link, and they were sold out instantly.
"Congratulations to the following friends, I will now select one and send them one by one."
After saying that, Ji Xiaosong picked up a basket. "One serving is ten pounds. The cherry tomatoes are all mixed colors, so you can taste the flavor of every variety."
After saying that, Ji Xiaosong stopped looking at the comments and just kept picking cherry tomatoes.
Pick one, click "ship," and a black hole will appear in front of her.
Place the cherry tomatoes and basket together in the black hole, and the other party will receive the goods quickly.
And just like that, in no time at all, all ten copies were distributed.
"Wow! It's about to explode with rainbow mist! My wisdom tooth suddenly stopped hurting."
"This anorexic patient immediately boasted about losing three kilograms; it feels like there's an interstellar concert going on in my stomach right now."
"The sweet and sour taste went straight to the top of my head; you can't understand that feeling of comfort."
"Please, streamer, increase the quantity! We want to eat too!"
"Warning! Never eat in public! I just took a bite on the starship, and everyone in the cabin was chasing me and licking their fingers."
"Upstairs, you're exaggerating a bit too much, aren't you?"
"You people who haven't received the goods are just sour grapes. If you had even tasted it, you wouldn't be saying such things."
Ji Xiaosong suppressed a laugh as she scrolled through everyone's comments. She shook the peach in her hand and started sharing the taste.
"Everyone, I'm about to ship out peaches. There are quite a lot of peaches this time, so I can ship to 100 people. Each order contains ten peaches."
The camera suddenly zoomed in, revealing Ji Xiaosong's fingertips sinking into the peach's fuzz, with amber-colored beads of nectar seeping from the pinkish-white skin.
"Three! Two! One..."
Before Ji Xiaosong could finish speaking, the barrage of comments exploded like a quantum storm.
【Banmu】
"All mechs, activate the automatic purchase program!"
"Main Brain, give me ten years of your lifespan in exchange for peaches!!"
"Damn! I just switched to my alt account and got bounced away by the interstellar anti-scalper system!"
"Honey, use your superpower to freeze time! We're going to miss the hot peach!"
"Mom, please create a shopping plugin for me!"
The moment the link lit up, a bright red warning appeared in the background data stream.
【system notification】
"13 billion clicks per second have been detected, triggering the StarNet Level 2 circuit breaker mechanism."
"Congratulations to 'Mech Dismantler' for securing the first order!"
As soon as Ji Xiaosong finished speaking, a rainbow spiral effect of bullet comments appeared:
"Ahhh, I hacked into the Zerg satellite and got free internet speed!" (ID: Interstellar Hacker V)
"This robot generated a virtual identity in 0.0001 seconds, but it was caught by the anti-fraud system in one fell swoop, sob sob" (ID: Sad Quantum Computer)
"Whose medical pod suddenly ejected? It was me, piloting a medical mech to break through the internet connection!" (Image: A screenshot taken with an IV drip attached)
"Just soaked my PC in liquid nitrogen for overclocking, and now the motherboard is crystallized, but it was worth it to snag the peach!" (ID: Cyber Repairman's Ambition)
"Sisters, look at the StarNet trending topics: the peach robbery across the entire universe!" (Screenshot of the real-time trending topics list)
Suddenly, holographic special effects bullet comments appeared, and the top interstellar singer's dome-shaped support appeared.
"I'm trading the premiere rights to my new song for peaches! My manager is after me!" (ID: Galaxy Diva Lingguang)
"This space pirate announces a temporary retirement from crime, and requests the streamer to open a special channel to the black market!" (ID: Rose Nebula Fugitive)
"I accidentally sent a Peach link instead of the coordinates when I was trying to place an order at a black hole monitoring station. Now 100,000 researchers are cursing me!" (Attached is a screenshot of the black hole monitoring screen: countless "sold out" pop-ups)
Ji Xiaosong sighed, looking at the rapidly scrolling logistics information: "Hey, you who came to pick up the goods in an interstellar mothership, please put away the planet-destroying cannon! Our black hole teleportation doesn't consume fuel!"
Suddenly, the barrage exploded with golden fireworks effects.
"Thanks to the streamer for curing my 20-year-old hand clumsiness!" (ID: Light of the Unlucky)
"I just managed to snag some peaches and he proposed! He said the sexiest men are those who can snag bargains!" (Image: Peaches lying in a diamond ring box)
Ji Xiaosong shook the last peach and chuckled, "Don't worry if you didn't get one, the peach pit can be used to grow..."
Before the words were even finished, the live chat was suddenly flooded with large, blood-red characters:
"Put down that nuclear core! I'll dismantle my antimatter engine in exchange!!"
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