Elder brother's garrison

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"Ah! My eyes! My eyes, ahhhhh—"

The three male admirals yelled, covered their eyes, took several steps back, and fell to the floor with a few thuds.

The female admirals, flashing peace signs, looked at the male admirals howling on the ground, like cowboys after firing a shot, and gently blew on their fingers.

"Seriously... I mean, aren't you three grown men a bit too dense? The room is full of girls in their pajamas, shouldn't your first instinct be to gentlemanly look away?" President Er Gou, hands on his hips, turned and stood in front of Akagi, lecturing the male admirals on the ground, "While there's nothing particularly revealing to show you, those are still the ship girls' pajamas! Look again, and I'll poke you all off!"

"That's right! That's right!" Admiral Lian and Admiral Ling stood on either side of Chairman Er Gou, occasionally glancing into the room with drool in their eyes, while pretending to be righteous and speaking to the male admirals on the ground.

"I...I didn't know I'd see this...I really didn't expect this..." The three male admirals, naturally filled with regret and shame, covered their eyes and lay on the ground like turtles, afraid of seeing anything else, explaining, "I just...just wanted to check if Admiral Lu Lin was in the room..."

"Hmm...did you see that?" Guild Master Er Gou put his hands on his hips, looked at the three male admirals in front of him, and asked casually.

"I saw it, I saw it, I saw it..." the male admirals replied hastily, covering their eyes.

"What? You saw it?" President Er Gou's voice suddenly rang out.

"No! I didn't see... No, we mean... I didn't see anything I shouldn't have seen! I really didn't see anything! I only saw what I could see! Really..."

The male admirals immediately began to explain anxiously, looking as if they wished they could forget everything on the spot and regret their actions.

After all, which of the admirals present doesn't have hundreds of ship girls at home? Although the ship girls in Xiaobai's room were all wearing various pajamas, the styles of these pajamas were all very proper. Compared to those indescribable scenes, Xiaobai's room at this moment was more like a pajama tea party held by girls in private.

Although the ship girls are beautiful and have graceful figures, these admirals have seen them all before in their own naval bases. Now that the top ten admirals are dominated by women, which male admiral would dare to risk his life and continue to observe Shiro's room under the gaze of other female admirals?

"President Noga... please don't be too angry. I could have had similar situations before, which is why I was reluctant to open the door for you admirals." Akagi's voice came at the right time. Akagi patted President Nigou on the shoulder and smiled helplessly at him, "Male admirals... at least maintain some gentlemanly manners. It's better not to delve into it."

"Hmm... since you've put it that way, I can't really say anything." Guild Master Er Gou and Akagi exchanged glances for a moment, then Er Gou nodded thoughtfully before waving his hand. "But... to be honest, what's the situation in your room?"

“That’s how it is.” Missouri picked up where Akagi left off, and explained to the guild leader with a smile, “After these few days of recuperation, the admiral has actually recovered today. The reason the room looks like this is because after the admiral recovered, Missouri and a few seniors suggested that they wanted to celebrate the admiral’s recovery with a lighthearted pajama party or something.”

"Oh... I see, no wonder." President Er Gou stared intently at Missouri for a moment, then smiled gently and nodded.

"Why didn't you tell us sooner?" Admiral Lian and Admiral Ling asked Missouri curiously.

“It’s still a tense working period, and the Deep Sea Fleet is poised to make its move. Our private pajama party for the Admiral affected his punctuality, which is a violation of regulations… Of course, I’m a little ashamed that you all know about it.” Missouri bowed apologetically to the Admirals, lifting the thermos in her hand. “Because the Admiral has just recovered from a serious illness and has a good appetite, Missouri was just fetching some hot water for making sesame paste.”

"Please don't mind, it's alright, it's alright..." Admiral Zhao Kuo, who was lying on the ground, breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Missouri's words. He covered his eyes and replied cheerfully, "Oh dear... we thought Admiral Lu Lin had gone out... Since she didn't go out and is taking good care of herself, that's the best thing. After recovering from a serious illness on the battlefield, it's important to celebrate in a relaxed manner. It's really alright. On the contrary, we were overthinking things and it was wrong of us to keep forcing Miss Akagi to open the door. We hope that both ladies can forgive us!"

“We have no objection to the fact that you admirals have acted impartially,” Missouri said with a smile. “However, since you all so wish to see the admiral of Missouri…”

"Oh, no need, no need... really no need. If Your Excellency's naval base is celebrating, how could we possibly go in and disturb you..." Admiral Zhao Kuo hurriedly replied. He then covered his eyes and scrambled to his feet, grabbing the hands of the other two southern male admirals and rushing towards Xiao Bai's room, not daring to glance back into the room. "Well... in that case, we'll take our leave now. We'll meet again in the conference room after Admiral Lu Lin is fully prepared!"

“…If that’s the case…then that’s a good thing.” Missouri and Akagi nodded.

The male admirals quickly made their way to the stairwell entrance and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.

"Hehe... Well, we're all girls, so can we go in..." Admiral Lian and Admiral Ling approached Missouri with ingratiating expressions, but the next second, they were pulled away by the collar by President Er Gou, who looked at them helplessly like he was lifting two squirrels.

"They're having a party at the naval base, what are you two doing getting involved when you're not even related?" Chairman Er Gou muttered, pulling Admiral Lian and Admiral Ling away without giving them a chance to say anything more. "You saw Xiao Bai's back just now, right? One look is enough. Go back to work!"

"No--"

Admiral Lian and Admiral Ling let out a mournful cry.

Missouri smiled as she looked at Duan Shuiliu and Nanxing standing at the door.

"And those two are..."

"We won't go in." Duan Shuiliu and Nanxing shook their heads. They glanced at Xiaobai's back one last time, a hint of doubt in their eyes, but they quickly suppressed it. After a moment of thought, they said to Missouri, "Give our regards to Xiaobai."

“Okay.” Missouri and Akagi nodded.

Duan Shuiliu and Nan Xing then waved and walked towards President Er Gou, who was already standing at the entrance of the building.

"Then let's go~"

Chairman Er Gou smiled at Missouri and Akagi, then, pulling along the howling Admiral Lian and Admiral Ling, disappeared into the stairwell with Duan Shuiliu and Nanxing.

Missouri and Akagi waved goodbye as the female admirals left.

After the female admirals had completely disappeared from Missouri and Akagi's sight, and even the sound of their footsteps had faded into the distance, Akagi finally breathed a deep sigh of relief. She quickly went into Shiro's room with Missouri, closed the door behind her, and then collapsed limply towards Missouri.

"Oh...that scared me to death...I'm so glad I scared them away...if they had found out, the consequences would have been dire..."

Akagi's face was a little pale. She slumped in Missouri's arms, her rosy lips breathing out, patting her ample chest, her expression showing some lingering fear.

“President Naige, Miss Duan Shuiliu, and Miss Nanxing seem to have noticed something to some extent.” Missouri smiled and helped Akagi up, saying to her, “The fact that they didn’t delve into this matter has been a great help.”

"Sigh... The three of them are very close to Shiro, so even if they discover something unusual, it's not a big deal... As long as the other admirals are taken away, it's fine." Akagi patted her chest, looking helpless. "Luckily, Missouri, you were here this time. If it weren't for your groundwork and acting skills, they wouldn't have believed us so easily."

“Senior Akagi’s plan is still the best.” Missouri smiled as she looked at Akagi.

“A plan… sigh… it’s all a last resort…” Akagi murmured Missouri’s words, showing no pride despite Missouri’s praise. Instead, she shook her head with a wry smile, waved her hand, and looked at the back of the little white figure in the room. “Besides… my plan is also very weak… if it weren’t for her, it wouldn’t even have been a diversion.”

Chichen and Missouri looked toward the room, toward the back of Xiaobai sitting on the bed.

"In the end... if we really want to thank someone, we should thank her properly..."

It seemed that they sensed the gaze coming from behind.

Sitting on the bed, "Little White" was munching on various breads and desserts like a hamster when she suddenly paused and turned her head to look at the door.

Bai Ying opened her big eyes, puffed out her cheeks, chewed, and looked at Chi Cheng and Missouri with an innocent expression.

"Well?"

Bai Ying tilted her head.

Chapter 1612 Showing Off and Getting Slapped in the Face (6000 words)

After Akagi and Missouri returned to their room and closed the door, the sleepy ship girls, who had been playing and frolicking in small groups, which served as background music and backdrop, also stopped moving.

Suddenly.

The noisy little white room quieted down.

The pajamas-clad ship girls, each clutching a pillow, looked towards Akagi and Missouri at the doorway.

"Akagi, Missouri, have they left?"

The pajamas-clad ship girls asked cautiously.

"Yes, they're all gone." Akagi stood up from Missouri's embrace and smiled at the pajamas-clad ship girls. "I really owe it all to you sisters today."

"Wow...it's over!" After hearing Akagi's words, the pajama-clad ship girls threw their pillows upwards and sighed with relief. They gathered from various corners of the room and then crowded around Akagi. "Akagi, Akagi, those admirals from the other naval bases outside shouldn't have noticed that our admiral isn't here, right?"

"Hmm, I didn't find it."

"That's good, that's good." The ship girls patted their chests, all breathing a sigh of relief. "Hehe, it seems our charm wasn't wasted after all, it worked wonders!"

"The color is alright..."

"Ugh."

Just then, seemingly reminded by the word "color," Wisconsin, one of the pajama-clad ship girls, lowered her head helplessly, looking somewhat disappointed.

"Wisconsin, what's wrong?"

The pajama-clad ship girls were drawn to Wisconsin's voice and looked towards her.

"My looks... It's nice to be able to cover for the Admiral... But this is my priceless nightgown pose..." Wisconsin patted her doll-like nightgown, which covered her up completely, and pouted her aggrieved little mouth. "It's really upsetting that outsiders have seen it all like this. I'm so wronged!"

Wisconsin had a pained expression on her face, like a fairy descended from heaven being taken advantage of by a cowherd.

"Wisconsin... your pajamas... are they alright..." The ship girls looked at Wisconsin's mascot costume and chuckled. "When Missouri and Akagi told us they needed us to help cover for them at any time, didn't they mention that we should all buy a pair of pajamas that wouldn't cause any loss even if outsiders saw them? Speaking of which, Wisconsin, your pajamas seem even more conservative than your formal attire, don't they?"

“Cartoon pajamas… they’re still pajamas… even if they’re teddy bear pajamas, they’re still pajamas, aren’t they?” Wisconsin exclaimed, stomping her foot as she heard this. Then, blushing, she squatted down and pulled New Jersey, who was sleeping nearby, up from the floor. “A girl’s pajamas are that important! Look, New Jersey, you tell me, isn’t that right?”

As Wisconsin spoke, he rocked New Jersey back and forth.

The pajamas from New Jersey are the same type as those from Wisconsin.

The Wisconsin pajamas feature brown teddy bears, while the New Jersey pajamas feature gold teddy lions; both have a cartoonish style suitable for stage performances.

In full view of everyone, the teddy bear pulled the teddy lion off the ground and shook it wildly in front of them.

"New Jersey, you heard what we just said, right?"

Wisconsin asked New Jersey.

Looking sleepy, New Jersey, who was trying to bluff his way out, was shaken back and forth by Wisconsin and finally had no choice but to open his eyes.

After seeing Wisconsin's bright eyes waiting for his reply.

New Jersey nodded, indicating that he had heard everything, then covered his mouth and yawned slightly.

“…It’s alright,” New Jersey said softly.

"What do you mean 'I'm fine'?!"

"Anyway, there's nothing to reveal." New Jersey began to backstab.

Wisconsin paused, then released New Jersey.

Wisconsin then blushed.

Wisconsin began to tremble.

Wisconsin felt it was being targeted.

I feel cold all over in this sweltering Wisconsin heat. What's wrong with this world? How are we flat-chested people supposed to live? You big-breasted people are the ones who are happy to let us live.

"You! You you you you..." Upon hearing New Jersey's words, Wisconsin roared like an enraged brown bear, leaping to her feet. "I get it! You said that on purpose, didn't you! You still want to duel with me, don't you! Fine, I've been wanting to get back at your big boobs for a while now! It's just an Iowa tradition, isn't it! Come on, let's do it!!"

Wisconsin let out a howl.

In front of all the ship girls.

It transformed into a golden flash and pounced on the drowsy New Jersey.

For a while.

The teddy bear and teddy lion rolled around on the floor.

"Hey! Wisconsin, calm down!"

"Wisconsin, don't act rashly!"

"She definitely didn't do it on purpose, New Jersey!"

"..."

The shouts of the ship girls who stepped forward to mediate the fight filled the entire room.

Akagi and Missouri, who were standing at the door, exchanged glances with different expressions as they looked at the even more chaotic situation inside the room.

"Missouri, aren't you going to try and talk to them?"

"Akagi asked."

"The relationship between New Jersey and Wisconsin... don't let the current situation fool you, they're actually doing very well." Missouri smiled at Akagi. "It's just some everyday interactions, things will settle down soon, so please don't worry, Akagi-senpai."

“I see…” Akagi cupped half her face and looked at the lively scene in the room. After thinking for a while, she nodded. “That’s good… If it’s lively, the noise will make our pajama party seem more like a real one.”

"Isn't Akagi-senpai participating?" Missouri asked with a smile.

"I don't have the time or inclination for that until Xiaobai comes back."

Akagi replied with a smile.

Chi Chengman had actually thought of the idea of ​​using Bai Ying as a stand-in for Xiao Bai to fool the top ten admirals long ago.

Bai Ying is a very special existence. She does not have the aura of a ship girl. When impersonating Xiao Bai, because Bai Ying herself is three or four parts similar to Xiao Bai, at least in terms of atmosphere and aura, the top ten admirals will not be able to recognize the real Xiao Bai at a glance.

As long as Akagi creates the illusion that Shiro is still in the room, that's enough.

The reason for letting the other ship girls have a pajama party in the room and have fun was to make the top ten admirals who came to visit Shiro think that Shiro was not available to receive guests at the moment. After confirming that Shiro was still in the room, they would leave the room tactfully.

Previously, Akagi and Missouri were playing coy with the admirals outside Shiro's room, which was also a prelude to the scene of ship girls flying around in Shiro's room, in order to scare away the admirals who came to visit Shiro in the most shocking way possible.

"Today is also the last day of the promise I made with Xiaobai. I hope Xiaobai can come back today..." Akagi said to Missouri with a wry smile, "If Xiaobai doesn't come back today... then I really have no choice."

“The admiral will be back on time,” Missouri said to Akagi with a smile.

While Missouri and Akagi were chatting, Hood, dressed in her pajamas, and several British ship girls tidied up the small table for afternoon tea and walked out of the lively room to the door.

Holding his half-finished teacup, Hu De stood smiling in front of Akagi and Missouri.

“It seems those admirals won’t be back anytime soon. May I take my sisters back to the next room to continue our afternoon tea?” Hood asked Akagi and Missouri with a smile, holding up her teacup.

“Of course.” Akagi smiled gratefully at Hood. “I’m so sorry to trouble you all this time.”

"It's perfectly normal for ship girls to help the admiral. Besides, we're all family, so don't worry about it." Hood seemed to be in a good mood. She smiled and led the ship girls behind her to the door. "If you need anything, you can still ask us to provide cover. We're in the next room."

"Yes, thank you for your trouble." Akagi nodded to Hood.

"Take care, Mr. Hood." Missouri bowed deeply to Hood.