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[The Chief Superintendent of Police has been promoted again.]
The world of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
"……what?"
"I am not wrong, right?"
"A second promotion?"
"Wasn't that chief police commissioner already the only 'number one' in that country before?"
"Is he already the highest leader among all humankind?"
"What's above 'first'?"
"Could it be... 'Zero'?"
Looking at the brand-new title on the screen that made absolutely no sense, Xiaolin wore an expression of utter bewilderment—a look of utter confusion that came from being a corporate slave and could not comprehend this god-like promotion that transcended all company power structures.
"Hmph, Kobayashi, you just don't understand."
"In our world of dragons, above the 'strongest,' there will always be an 'even stronger.'"
"That Commissioner General, his previous 'first' title was probably just the first among the tiny species of 'human beings'."
"This promotion might just be the one that allows him to completely surpass the limits of human capability."
"To become, a true 'world leader' who can manage their entire planet?"
"Just like the supreme 'divine dragon' among our dragon race."
Thor wore an expression full of confidence and a hint of smugness, as if he had seen through the ultimate power system of all worlds.
"...ball length."
"Amazing."
"I want to be one."
Kanna showed a slightly envious expression; she seemed to think that this position was very good.
...
The world of "Big Head Son and Little Head Dad"
"Dad, Daddy."
"Look quickly."
"That amazing policeman is getting promoted again!"
What's above 'first'?
Big Head Son looked at the sky with an expression full of pure curiosity and extreme admiration.
"……this……"
"Dad doesn't know either..."
"In our world, the highest leader of a country is already the highest, the ultimate position."
"Up still..."
"Above that, there shouldn't be any more."
"What level of existence will he become?"
The father of the little-headed man wore an expression that was both embarrassed and incredibly shocked, as if his knowledge was completely insufficient to explain to his son the surreal, mythical scene before him.
"Really..."
"No matter what promotion he gets, as long as he remains a kind and good person who will help Mr. Bald Qiang, that's fine."
The apron-wearing mother looked at the screen with an expression full of simple kindness and a hint of worry.
...
The World of Boonie Bears - Security Department
"……I……"
"Can he... be promoted again?"
"But……"
Above 'first', what else is there?
In the command center, the young chief inspector looked at the final prophecy on the ceiling, a prophecy that was enough to completely overturn his entire worldview.
He revealed an extremely complex expression, filled with utter shock, confusion, and a hint of... insane ambition.
"I am now, in theory, the only and highest leader of this country."
"Up still..."
"Could it be that……"
"Is the celestial canopy referring to traditional positions within our 'country'?"
He felt that before him stood the supreme gate called "power," a gate he thought he had long since seen to its end.
At this moment, the sky, in the most unreasonable way, pushed open once again.
One day, an enormous garbage monster, formed from countless piles of trash, invaded the bustling city.
"You wretched humans! I've become like this because of your littering. Accept my foul rage!"
The giant junk monster hurled a massive cloud of metal debris, made up of scrap cars, at King Gigi and Momo, who were fleeing.
【"Stop it."】
Just then, Xiong Er appeared like a god descending to earth, blocking the path of the two small animals. With a single, powerful punch, he sent the massive lump of metal debris flying.
"You are absolutely forbidden from bullying the animals in our forest."
[Bear Two flew towards the giant trash monster at an incredible speed, like Superman.]
"What a busybody."
[A large clump of metal debris gathered in the garbage monster's palm and hurled it fiercely at him.]
But Xiong Er still easily sent him flying with a single punch.
Furthermore, he increased his speed and charged towards the trash monster.
In an instant, he utterly destroyed that arrogant, trashy monster.
[Bear Big praised, "Bear Two, what you did was truly fantastic. You've finally become a real hero too!"]
Bald Qiang, his face full of admiration, said, "Bear Two, you're so handsome! From today onwards, let me be your little fan!"
"You are our great hero."
King Gigi, Momo, Carrot Head, and other animals happily rushed over.
【"Hahaha……"】
[Bear Two heard everyone's heartfelt praise.]
He couldn't help himself; hands on his hips, he burst into a triumphant laugh.
[The scene shifts.]
[It turned out he was just standing on a trash can, laughing hysterically.]
The world of "Painting Rivers and Lakes: The Bad Guys"
"……puff."
"I thought that this seemingly chubby bear had eaten that 'super stamina pill' that was worth a billion dollars and was like a god."
"It's true. He underwent a complete transformation, his marrow was cleansed and his meridians were cleansed, and he mastered some kind of peerless divine skill that could destroy the world."
"One punch shatters a mountain of garbage, flying through the air and disappearing underground, a hero saves a damsel in distress... no, a hero saves a monkey."
"After all that..."
"After all that, it turns out that from beginning to end, it was all just him, standing on that little trash can, daydreaming all by himself."
Looking at Xiong Er on the sky, who was standing with his hands on his hips, laughing uncontrollably, Li Xingyun revealed an expression that was both incredibly funny and somewhat speechless, as if to say, "I knew it wouldn't be that simple."
“…Really.”
"It made us worry and be anxious for nothing, all for him."
A rare, barely suppressed, faint smile appeared on Ji Ruxue's face.
"but……"
"Although, it was just a dream."
"But what he said in his dream just now, 'I will never allow you to bully the little animals in our forest,' actually had a bit of the spirit of a hero."
"...What you think about during the day, you dream about at night."
"This silly bear, although it usually seems lazy and unreliable."
"But deep down, he has always longed to be like his reliable older brother Xiong Da, or the legendary Bald Qiang."
"Become a true hero who can protect everyone and is respected."
"That's why, in my dreams, I involuntarily imagine a scene where I display my great power and heroism."
Zhang Zifan, standing to the side, waved his folding fan, revealing an expression full of "I see," as if he had seen through all of Xiong Er's innermost thoughts.
"Bear Two, wake up! I told you to clean up this garbage properly, what are you daydreaming about?"
[Bald Qiang, standing to the side, muttered helplessly.]
[Upon waking from his dream, Xiong Er had no choice but to obediently begin cleaning up the trash.]
A short while later, he began to wander aimlessly through the forest.
【at the same time.】
Above the forest, in the azure sky, high above.
A small, futuristic spaceship is being attacked by several fighter jets from the Earth Defense Force.
Finally, the spaceship, billowing black smoke, plummeted from the sky and exploded violently.
The loud explosion also attracted Xiong Er, who was strolling nearby.
He cautiously approached and began to examine the area.
[And soon, they discovered the mysterious "primordial core" that had fallen to the ground, resembling a blue gemstone.]
He curiously played with the "primordial core," but in the next second, the immense energy and information contained within it entered his brain.
His brain, as a result, underwent an extremely significant and terrifying enhancement.
"The Earth's diameter is 12,742 kilometers. Alpha Centauri is located 4.22 light-years away from Earth. Wait, what... what did I just say? Why are so many strange things suddenly popping into my head? How scary!"
Xiong Er was thoroughly frightened by his own sudden display of "erudition," and he quickly fled the scene.
The World of Boonie Bears
"...Did I hear that right?"
"Alpha Centauri?"
"4.22 light-years?"
"Xiong Er..."
"That simpleton Xiong Er, when did he... when did he become so knowledgeable about such profound things that I can't even understand?"
Bald Qiang looked at the sky and saw Xiong Er, who was terrified and wet himself by his sudden appearance of "knowledge".
He wore an expression full of absurdity and disbelief, feeling that his lofty status as the "first inventor of the forest" was being challenged in an unprecedented, enormous, and dimensionally devastating way by a bear.
"...Xiong Er?"
"What...what did you just say?"
What does 'light-year' mean?
Is it...is it a type of honey?
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