Love Apartment: Martin's Transformation Adventure

Chapter 27 Mario Bros. VS Bowser

"Don't be ridiculous. I can't even solve my own midlife crisis, so how am I supposed to solve the world's crisis?"

Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile that looked more like a grimace and said in a trembling voice, "Big brother, even if Earth is in danger, it's not my place—a nobody with no house, no girlfriend, and no goals—to be a hero. You should go find Iron Man!"

"ever..."

boom--

A loud bang interrupted Martin's words.

Martin, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Toad all looked in the direction of the explosion.

"What happened?"

"Could it be... a gas leak?"

"I have a bad feeling."

Martin frowned, then looked sharply at Toad and asked, "Old Martin, did you bring any other gadgets?"

"I……"

...

...

Meanwhile, in the middle of the road near the Love Apartment, stood a giant turtle, four or five meters tall!

Who else could it be but Coolba!

Cooler let out a long roar and spewed a fierce flame at the oncoming car.

boom--

The car was instantly ignited by the high temperature, and the deafening explosion seemed to shake the entire world.

"Princess Brigitte! My Princess Brigitte!! He-tui!"

The surrounding greenery was instantly burned to ashes.

"Holy crap! Honey, look! What a huge turtle! And it can breathe fire!"

"Is this a staged show?"

"Let's make a movie?"

"It feels so real! I can feel the heat of the flames even from this far away!"

"Mom, look! A big turtle!"

"What? Ah—"

"Do you see the car ahead?"

"What's wrong?"

"Run it over!"

"Huh? That won't work, will it?"

"Why aren't you braking?!"

"Oh no! Huh? Where's my brake?"

"Hurry! Slam on the brakes! Slam on the brakes!!"

Duang!

"Ugh, I'm totally impressed!"

"Waaah, you were so loud, you scared me..."

"I...I...Damn it, these idiots parked their cars in the middle of the road to run a market? Don't they know that's a traffic violation?!"

A group of passersby got off the bus, and some even took out their phones to take pictures and videos of the Coolpad.

Cooler was blinded by the flash, and he took a furious deep breath, as if he was about to roast the group of people into chickens.

Just when things were at their most critical moment.

Meow~

A large yellow cat suddenly jumped onto Cooler's face, lashing out with its sharp claws and scratching his face, interrupting his spellcasting.

"what!"

The pained Cooler Master tried to slap the cat on the face, but the big cat reacted very quickly, leaping up and dodging Cooler Master's attack, landing in a Spider-Man pose.

boom--

Coolba slapped himself across the face, staggering a few steps from the blow.

Shaking its big head, Coolba took a closer look and immediately recognized the newcomer.

"Little Mustache? Mario!!!"

Indeed, it is Martin who has arrived!

"You stole my Princess Brigitte! You robbed me of my happiness! I've ended up like this because of you! I'm going to kill you!!"

"Cooldown, bring it on!"

Martin licked the back of his hand and struck a pose.

Enemies meeting are bound to be filled with hatred.

Cooler Master's face suddenly darkened, and without saying a word, he breathed out a blazing flame from his mouth to welcome Martin.

In Martin's view, all of Cooler's movements became slow motion; he suddenly jumped and quickly fled to avoid the flames.

"I'm here!"

swoosh~

An ice hockey puck hit Cooler, interrupting his continuous fire attack.

Zeng Xiaoxian skated over, quickly conjuring an ice ball in his hand, and unleashed a barrage of attacks at Kuba.

"You! Stand! There! Right! For me!"

Coolba was frozen into an ice sculpture by Zeng Xiaoxian's continuous attacks.

Zeng Xiaoxian turned to Martin, hands on his hips, and smugly said, "Hahaha! Martin, this green turtle isn't all that great, is it? I took care of it easily!"

Martin suddenly shouted, "Teacher Zeng! Get out of the way!"

Suddenly, the ice sculpture shone brightly, and with a bang, it shattered into pieces.

Zeng Xiaoxian's smug smile froze.

snort~

A puff of hot air hit the back of Zeng Xiaoxian's neck, making him shiver and shrink back.

Zeng Xiaoxian mechanically turned his head.

A head larger than a washbasin was glaring at him with a vicious look.

"Mario, I'll make you feel the pain of loss too!"

Flames seemed to be seeping from Cooler Master's throat.

"no..."

Zeng Xiaoxian almost peed himself.

"Ada!"

Fortunately, Martin intervened in time, kicking the Cooler Master's head and causing the flames to spray to the side.

Martin seized the opportunity to grab the horn on the Cooler Master's head and swing it upwards.

"Behold my crushing weight!"

boom--

"Hmm~"

Cooler Master lowered its head after being hit.

"Black Tiger Claws Out the Heart!"

"A crow flies an airplane!"

"Tornado destroys parking lot!"

"The cat landed!"

Martin finished his combo and landed gracefully.

"Try my Black Tiger soaring over the vulture!"

Martin delivered a powerful flying kick, sending the Cooler Master staggering backward.

"Damn it! Damn it!"

Cooler waved his hands wildly, trying to grab Martin, but Martin was like a slippery eel, always managing to evade his claws.

Zeng Xiaoxian wasn't idle either; he was throwing ice hockey balls from a distance, harassing Kuba.

The two's teamwork surprisingly suppressed Coolba for a time.

"A monkey climbing a tree!"

Martin climbed onto Cooler Master's turtle shell.

Kuba grabbed his back haphazardly.

"Flying Elephant Stomps on a Mouse!"

Martin kicked the Cooler Master's claws away.

"Eat this ice hockey puck!"

Zeng Xiaoxian seized the opportunity to throw an ice ball, which froze Coolba's claws.

"Sharks eat fish!"

Martin struck the back of the Cooler Master's head with his claws.

The onlookers gasped in amazement.

"Wow, this fight scene is amazing!"

"Who says China doesn't have special effects? This is fucking real!"

"It made me so happy I almost peed!"

"What movie is this? I'll definitely support it when it's released!"

"Is this a movie shoot? Holy crap, I thought it was real!"

"Where's the camera? Let me see who the director is."

Seeing that some people even wanted to run over to take pictures, Zeng Xiaoxian got anxious and threw an ice hockey puck at them.

"Don't come any closer! It's dangerous here, get out of here!"

Snapped!

Click click click...

The ice puck landed on the ground, emitting a burst of blue light and forming a patch of ice spikes.

"Wow!"

Some of the bolder people, not only unafraid, even excitedly stepped forward to touch the ice spikes.

"My God, this is real ice!"

"That's so cool! Uh, it's just that the actor isn't that good-looking..."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "????"

Depend on!

I'm 24k pure handsome, okay!

"Damn rats! I'll kill you all!"

The enraged Cooler shattered the ice in his hand, seized the opportunity, and unleashed a burst of flame.

boom--

A car exploded.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was not far from the car, was thrown by the blast wave and crashed into a tree.

Wait, wait, wait...

Zeng Xiaoxian got up and shook his dizzy head, then suddenly clutched his back with a pained expression.

"Oh no, my back! My back!"

Zeng Xiaoxian struggled to his feet and glared at Kuba.

"Watch me freeze at full power!!"

Pfft~

Seeing that nothing had happened, Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned and looked at his hands in disbelief.

"What's going on? Why can't I use my moves?"

Toad suddenly appeared out of nowhere and explained, "Luigi, have you forgotten? If you bump into something, the power of the item will be disabled."

"What?!?!"

……