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Upon hearing this, Sister Hua immediately knew what this person was up to and couldn't help but roll her eyes at them. That's going too far! Whether in chat groups or in real life, they're always being sarcastic and irreverent.
"Lin Qijun, flirting with women like this every day will get you points deducted."
While busy, Lin Qi spoke in a nonchalant tone:
"I know all this, but what can I do? Or rather, I don't even have any points with you, so how bad can things get?"
After hearing this, Sister Hua had to admit that what she said made a lot of sense, or rather, it gave him the impression that she had thought everything through before doing such a thing, and knew what she should and shouldn't do.
"Lin Qijun, it seems you've planned all of this."
Upon hearing this, Lin Qi realized that the other party had misunderstood.
"I didn't scheme anything. Isn't something like this obvious?"
"I'm not one of those idiots who only know how to fight. My IQ and EQ are still online, okay?"
Lin Qi chatted with the other person while grilling, and when he put it on the grill to bake, its own aroma began to waft out.
Sister Hua sniffed the air and had to admit it smelled really good. No seasonings were added; the meat alone could produce such a fragrance, which meant the meat here was of very high quality.
As Lin Qi continued testing, he felt it was almost done. He then applied the special sauce, and as the sauce combined with the already browned meat, a sizzling sound rang out, along with a burst of aroma.
The moment the sauce and grilled meat touched, it was as if a switch had been flipped, igniting the bomb and causing a massive explosion—an explosion known as a "fragrance bomb."
The aroma bursting from the fire instantly attracted Sister Hua, who couldn't help but take a few steps forward, her throat bobbing as she swallowed hard, staring at the roasted meat.
At this moment, Sister Hua's mind was filled with thoughts of temptation, of how tempting it was. She wanted to eat well, to grab it quickly and swallow it whole.
Lin Qi smiled as he looked at the other person's attitude. After all, he was quite confident in his cooking skills. Although there was no competition, it was enough to make the other person bite their tongue. However, no matter how much the other person stared at him, he was unmoved. Instead, he slowly brushed on the sauce, looking nonchalant and even humming a song.
Sister Hua was very anxious watching someone grilling, but there was nothing she could do about it.
"Lin Qijun, it should be almost done, right?"
Feeling it was about time, I finally asked the question. After all, given the other person's personality, it was really difficult for them to say it, but now that I've actually said it, I can't help it—it's too tempting, and I can't resist the allure.
Lin Qi slowly began to comment on the other person's painting style.
"No hurry, no hurry."
"Oh, Sister Hua, why are you in such a hurry? After all, there wasn't any prepared for you here."
At this moment, Lin Qi's expression turned extremely ugly. As soon as he said this, the other party seemed to have been struck by lightning, and then he was completely distraught.
No, is it reasonable to say that I wasn't prepared when everyone came together?
Sister Hua had planned everything, but she never expected this outcome.
After all, this is something a normal person would do. Oh, this person isn't normal, so it's normal then. It's just that even though he seems normal, he still can't bring himself to do it and wants to turn around and leave. After all, no matter how reluctant he is, being shameless isn't in his nature, especially since this person has ill intentions. But the next moment, Lin Qi added a little more seasoning.
After sprinkling on the last bit of seasoning, the person who had turned to leave abruptly stopped and mechanically turned their body.
Sister Hua's last will urged her to leave quickly, lest it be too late, but unfortunately, her body obediently turned its head and stared intently at the roasted meat.
Lin Qi's skewers were also ready at this moment. Looking at the large skewer in front of him, he picked one up and waved it in front of the other person, then took a bite. A look of enjoyment appeared on his face, and as he tore into the meat, the aroma inside burst out.
Lin Qi changed his mind and became a little more serious this time, causing the other party's only thought at this moment to be to snatch this treasure.
Chapter 479 Please Let Me Kill You
Lin Qi watched as the other person couldn't resist reaching out their sinful hands, thinking to himself that their self-control was lacking and they had been tempted by him. However, he thought it felt pretty good, since his goal was to seduce the other person to the point of obsession.
However, she didn't let the other person easily dodge, and at this moment, the other person also started to act cute.
"Lin Qijun, let me taste it to see if it's cooked."
At this moment, Retsu Unohana completely abandoned all shame and blurted out such an outrageous statement, saying she would help him try the taste.
Lin Qi was somewhat surprised by this, but after thinking about it, he understood. Looking at how his family members behaved when he didn't exert himself, including how even someone as capable as Number 18 had become like this, one could imagine how tempting it was for them.
Uh, adding a little something extra to my own thing to entice the other person worked wonders.
"Sister Hua, would you like some?"
Lin Qi waved the item in front of the other person a few times, and the other person nodded without hesitation, no longer caring about saving face.
At this moment, this female death goddess who has lived for thousands of years, this madwoman who likes to kill people, has already succumbed to the aroma.
At this moment, Lin Qi handed the remaining piece of meat to the other person. Even though he had already eaten, the other person didn't care at all and took a big bite, tearing off the meat with great gusto.
You know, normally I would try to maintain my image and eat in small bites, but this time I really didn't have the mood to maintain my image and instantly transformed into a tomboy.
Lin Qi found the other person's performance quite amusing and wanted to laugh, but he held it in, saying that he couldn't laugh because the other person had no pride.
After she finished eating that little bit, an expression of immense happiness appeared on her face.
Lin Qi felt a little disappointed; his opponent didn't have the skill of tearing off clothes, otherwise he would have had a real treat for his eyes today.
Once that feeling of happiness vanished, he was like a shark smelling blood, his eyes gleaming red, looking at Lin Qi with an impulse to draw his sword and seize the item by force, ignoring even the difference in their abilities. In short, he was completely out of control.
At this moment, Lin Qi waved to the other party and took the largest piece of meat off with his other hand, speaking with a malicious expression on his face.
"Come here, I'll feed you myself."
If a normal person saw Lin Qi's expression, they would definitely run as far away as possible, and others would probably have the same thought, after all, it's not a good expression, it can even be said to be too evil.
However, now they were facing a glutton who had gone completely mad, so instead of being wary, they went over very proactively, eager to snatch the food.
With a tearing sound, Lin Qi ripped off a piece of meat, placed it in his hand, and held it to the other person's mouth, indicating that he wanted to feed him personally.
At this moment, Retsu Unohana didn't care about anything else. She bit off a piece of the other person's flesh and ate it with a happy expression. Then, smelling the aroma of the sauce on her hand, she swallowed her fingers without hesitation.
At this moment, Lin Qi couldn't help but sigh, people say that 30 is like a wolf or tiger, but this guy who has been around for thousands of years is simply a hungry dragon.
After all, this posture would probably make the other party's jaw drop if they saw it.
Lin Qi started feeding it, first with his hands and then with its mouth. The other animal actually dared to pounce on it and gnaw at it. The scene was quite brutal. After the other animal finished eating, it looked satisfied and lay down on the ground.
At this moment, Lin Qi had to admit that he had really learned something new. He never expected that the other party could be so ruthless. It was like he had been away for too long. After regaining consciousness, he realized what he had done, and his face turned red and then blue.
At this moment, Retsuko Tamago also recalled the shameful things she had done: asking for food, then accepting it, and going through the process of being fed by the other person, from their hands to their fingers to their mouth, and then actively tasting it herself. At this moment, she really wanted to die.
Unohana Retsu felt a little embarrassed, but she quickly realized that it was the other person's fault that she had ended up like this. Wasn't this just digging her own grave? With that thought, she stood up and saw the knife appear in Lin Qi's hand.
"Lin Qijun, can you please let me kill you?"
He spoke these words in a gentle tone, but a murderous aura emanated from him...
The murderous aura was so strong that even Hancock, who was almost finished tidying up the island, could sense it and subconsciously looked in that direction.
Just as she thought someone else had come and was about to go over, Lin Qi's voice rang in her ears.
"Hancock, you don't need to come over. It's just a small disagreement between me and Sister Hua. We can handle it ourselves."
Hearing someone's seemingly perfect words, Hancock stopped in her tracks. After all, it was obvious that the conflict between the two had been caused by someone else.
Knowing that you understand each other's personalities, it's not surprising that something unexpected happened. By the way, why were the two of them there?
He knew about their disappearance, but he hadn't paid any attention due to his declining strength over the past two years. However, something seemed to have happened during their disappearance, causing them to almost fight.
Hancock was quite bewildered at this point, since there must be a reason why these two were fighting out of the blue.
But no matter how you think about it, one thing is certain: the trouble was caused by Lin Qi. It's not that I'm being hypocritical, nor that I'm making a snap judgment about him as the murderer for any other reason. It's simply that he's the kind of person who loves to court death.
After thinking about it, I decided to speak, not knowing if the 0.8 side could hear me.
"If you're going to fight, please don't let it spread here."
Hancock was afraid that the two of them would destroy her place, so she gave them this advice. After all, men are not to be trifled with. Although one of them had a history of breaking up and getting back together, she had seen their story before. Their fighting power in that world was not weak, and they were older than that damned Im. The other one was even more formidable. So she was not surprised at all that a fight between them in the next two years would be earth-shattering.
Chapter 480 I just love trampling on your efforts
"Don't worry, don't worry, I know what I'm doing. And even if someone dies by accident, or if this place is destroyed, I can fix it. Trust my abilities."
Hancock had to admit that this person was even more willful than herself.
After thinking for a moment, Lin Qi took the other party into a strange space where they could do whatever they wanted.
Unohana Retsu didn't pay much attention to the changes in her surroundings. After all, she was just being taken into a special space. It was a small matter. The most important thing was to deal with the man in front of her, or rather, to kill this scoundrel who not only tempted her to speak while she was engrossed, but also took the opportunity to lay a hand on her.
Unohana Retsu seriously suspected that this guy was treating him like an idiot, taking advantage of his drunkenness to clean up the traces of his crime, and that he probably didn't even know it and wasn't that angry. But this guy didn't clean it up, and now he even felt like the fruit he had cultivated had ripened again, and that he had planted a little bit of it.
As for taking a shower and changing clothes, we'll talk about that later. First, let's kill this thug in front of us.
Looking at the other party's appearance, Lin Qi thought for a moment and decided to respect him. He then produced 23 streams of black energy in his hand, and a longsword constructed using black magic appeared in his hand.
"Don't say I'm bullying you. This battle will only be a sword fight, nothing else. We can't use any special abilities or anything like that, because you know very well that if you go all out, you have absolutely no chance of winning. I have countless abilities."
At this moment, Lin Qi looked at the other party and spoke in a casual tone.
"Leaving aside the abilities brought by the Silver Superman, I've already digested everything that came with the Fairy Power. To put it bluntly..."
"Although there is still a lot to learn, the knowledge I have learned now is enough to accomplish things that far surpass what a single universe can do."
"So, we don't need to compete in ability, just in swordsmanship. What are your thoughts?"
After hearing this, Sister Hua fell silent and began to think. After all, she was hesitant about whether to agree or not, while someone continued to add fuel to the fire and encourage her.
"You should know that none of the powers I've received are swordsmen."
"So all the skills I have now are things I figured out on my own."
"I wonder what you think?"
Lin Qi looked the other person straight in the eye and spoke frankly.
Unohana Retsu looked into the other person's eyes and pondered, then considered her understanding of the person before her, and realized that this person really did not seem to have any inheritance of swordsmanship.
Unohana Retsu felt it was a pity, and then looked at the other person and spoke in a puzzled tone.
"Lin Qijun, what are your demands regarding fighting me?"
Unohana Retsu knew very well that this person wouldn't do this if there was no benefit in it. After all, there were many ways to deal with her, so why would she use such methods? In other words, the other party was deliberately creating this scene because they had a reason.
As for wiping it off completely, that's impossible.
After all, although we've never met, our usual understanding and Erina's comments are enough to prove how shameless this person is. After all, we ate the food that he made, and this guy might use that as an excuse to wipe our hands of it!
Unohana Retsu was speechless at this answer; no one could be more certain than me.
So I'm thinking about whether this proposal is reasonable and whether it's worthwhile. After all, I might not necessarily lose in this situation.
You should know that, in a sense, you've never actually fought this person before. You said you'd fight him before but it never happened. Now, this is your chance.
"Shall we have a sword fight?"
Although Retsu Unohana really wanted to kill the person in front of her, she hadn't completely lost her sense of reason, so she had to ask clearly to avoid being tricked and not knowing what was going on.
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