Chapter 173 A feline should act like a feline.
Chapter 173 A feline should act like a feline.
The crew of animals swarmed around Bai Ze, bombarding him with questions.
"Where are Little White and Walnut?!"
"How are they now?"
"Hey, say something!"
Bai Ze covered his ears with a look of utter despair. He knew this would happen, so he didn't bother to say anything to remind him.
Once the noise subsided a bit, he lowered his hand and said weakly, "Don't worry, they're fine. I'll take you to find them now."
When Bai Ze led the crew to find the three lost guys, they saw Yang Jian being held tightly by two security guards, while Bai Jie and He Tao were hiding behind the guards with tears in their eyes.
"Hey, hey, I'm really not a beast trafficker! I just thought they were cute and wanted to suck on them a couple of times," Yang Jian hurriedly explained, being pinned down.
The two security guards frowned upon hearing this. "Not only did they kidnap the cubs of mythical beasts, they also tried to molest them!"
Yang Jian: "Huh?"
"Hee-hee... Uncle Security Guard..." Walnut tugged at a security guard's trouser leg, her eyes brimming with tears. Bai Jie hid behind him, her acting skills and thick skin honed on set coming in handy, and she too looked pitiful.
"Pah, scum!" the younger-looking policeman snapped. "And you've got a fake eye stuck on your forehead? Are you trying to cosplay Erlang Shen? Do you even deserve it?"
Yang Jian: Uh huh?
"Hey, friend over there, can you call the police? We can't hold him down, we don't have our hands free," the older security guard called out as he turned around.
The crew rushed forward in a panic to stop them. After some persuasion and presenting evidence, they finally managed to reclaim the person and the two beasts.
Before leaving, the young security guard was still indignant, "How could such a pervert be allowed to play Erlang Shen? He's utterly unworthy of the position!"
Yang Jian himself, who was tagged again, said, "Hey, it wasn't me..."
"Alright, alright, alright, Three-Eyed Brother, don't get excited." September suppressed a laugh and pulled Yang Jian back to his senses.
After saying goodbye to the security guard, the two little mythical beasts quickly left the troublesome place.
On the way back, Yang Jian continued to be denounced.
"Hey Three-Eyed Bro, can't you be a little more reserved? You're acting like a weirdo, no fluffy girl will like you." September was exasperated, lecturing her Three-Eyed Bro like a seasoned dating guru.
"Yes, look at the mess this has made," Rabbit nodded in agreement.
Yang Jian looked annoyed, but when he heard the furry voice, he couldn't help but look over, and was then glared at.
"What? I'm a rabbit with principles, I won't let you touch me!"
……
Back at the previous location, filming could finally begin. Coincidentally, the plot was similar to what had just happened: Rabbit and Four-Faced Beast brought their child to see Fuzai's father, and then accidentally lost Walnut and Fuzai. September, who made a cameo appearance, helped them find the child.
Puss in Boots directed the filming crew to find their positions. Just before filming began, the cameraman came over and showed her some previously recorded footage. Puss in Boots exclaimed, "Wow, this segment is absolutely amazing! It might not even be as good as this behind-the-scenes clip after I filmed the whole episode!"
"Well done, I'll give you a raise later." She coughed lightly and said seriously.
The photographer was overjoyed upon hearing this, "Ah! Thank you, director!"
"Alright, alright, hurry back and get the camera, filming is about to begin." Puss in Boots waved his paw.
"Yes, director!"
……
When this behind-the-scenes footage of Duan Weilai was released, fans were overjoyed.
[Hahahaha, this is so entertaining!]
[Got it, the TV show is just for fun, the behind-the-scenes footage is the real focus.]
[The person upstairs is right; these actors certainly pull off their own antics in real life.]
……
Back to noon that day, after filming the airport scenes, Puss in Boots took the whole crew to a fancy restaurant for lunch. Mainly because their group was too conspicuous, and eating boxed lunches by the roadside would easily attract fans.
Upon arriving at the restaurant, the mythical beasts unanimously decided that Yang Jian would be relegated to a corner and sit alone at a table, while the others, under the resentful gaze of a certain plush toy enthusiast, happily sat together.
Soon the dishes were all served, and all the animals grabbed their chopsticks. Fuzai's dad kept putting food on his daughter's plate, including walnuts—all the little ones' favorites.
"Hehe, Fuzai's dad is so nice." Walnut wolfed down the food, so delicious that she almost bit her tongue.
Fu Zai's father was delighted to hear this. Who doesn't like to be praised? He then added two more pieces of meat to the walnut bowl.
"What about Walnut's father?" Fu Zai asked, his mouth full of tofu.
"Hey, Daddy, he's always busy outside and only comes home for holidays," Walnut replied before continuing to eat.
What was said unintentionally was taken to heart by the listener. Not far away, Puss in Boots, who was about to add a piece of braised fish to his meal, twitched his ears, seemed to be deep in thought, and instantly had an idea for the subsequent plot arrangement of Walnut.
She thought for a moment, then lowered her head to continue eating, but...
"Where's my fish? How come there's only bones left?"
Puss in Boots looked around in bewilderment, then discovered that the bowl of Bai Jie was piled high with fish.
……
After finishing their meal, the mythical beasts who had completed their scenes for the day dispersed, some going to school and others going home. Meanwhile, Puss in Boots took Bai Ze back to Rainbow Cloud Village, where they were to film the scene where he went to the underworld to meet Di Ting and Little Skull.
"Sigh~ I'm going to see that troublesome guy again." Bai Ze slumped in the back seat, his eyes lifeless.
The vehicle jolted slightly and stopped at the village entrance. As soon as he got out, a black figure unexpectedly appeared in front of him.
"Hello, sir! How have you been lately, sir? Look, I've prepared a gift for you." Di Ting excitedly circled around Bai Ze, while Xiao Lou watched from the side with a blank expression.
"Hello. I'm doing well. No need." Bai Ze replied with a blank expression as he walked into the village.
Time flew by, and Bai Ze, having finished filming, left resolutely despite Di Ting's attempts to persuade him to stay. Yang Jian and Jiu Yue, on the other hand, decided to stay for two more days, mainly because Yang Jian hadn't yet touched a furry creature since arriving here, and he was unwilling to give up.
in the afternoon,
In a rented hut in the village, Puss in Boots was studying the script and refining the idea that had come to him at noon.
"So, next, we'll have Walnut recognize Zhanhu as its godfather, then it'll be taught all sorts of bad habits, and finally, it'll be sent to Doctor Hua's place by the Four-Faced Beast." She got more and more excited as she spoke, showing Xiaohang her ideas through the script. Finally, she asked, "How about it? Will this work?"
"Hiss~ I don't think it's okay." Xiaohang shook his head and pointed with his paw. "Would Zhanhu accept this script?"
Zhanhu roasted catfish for the employees with Walnut, but when he noticed the Four-Faced Beast, he dropped Walnut and slipped away as a strategic retreat. Zhanhu then sharpened Walnut's claws, causing a ruckus before dropping Walnut again and running away when he noticed the Four-Faced Beast. Zhanhu taught Walnut to mark its territory, and after urinating everywhere, it ran away alone when it noticed the Four-Faced Beast. Enraged, the Four-Faced Beast scheduled a ball-removal surgery for Walnut.
His claws traced over these concise descriptions, finally landing on the lines Zhan Hu was to speak: "[Eyes, hind legs, and (beep—), three points in a line. Man and (beep—) as one! Invincible! Now go mark your territory!]"
"Look at this content, can Zhanhu accept it?"
Puss in Boots fell into deep thought. She had gotten so caught up in writing the script that she had forgotten about the actors' ability to understand it. After a moment's hesitation, she tentatively suggested, "How about we give it a try? If it doesn't work, we can revise it again?"
Xiaohang thought for a moment and nodded. He also thought the script was good, but the actors might not be able to accept it.
……
"What? You want Walnut to recognize the White Tiger as its godfather?"
"What? You want me to do such a shameless thing!"
When the two mythical beasts saw the script, Walnut looked dumbfounded, while Zhanhu was furious.
At this moment, Puss in Boots and their accompanying family members, Rabbit and Cotton Peach, were in a private room. In a fit of rage, Zhanhu suddenly stood up and said domineeringly, "I only came to your troupe because of Tony! How could you make me do such a disgraceful thing? What are you up to?"
Puss in Boots waved its paws at the blind man, saying, "Hey, hey, let's talk this over. If this doesn't work, we can change it."
Zhan Hu snorted coldly, seemingly dissatisfied with the answer. Rabbit looked at him speechlessly, then silently pulled out a laser pointer.
"As Chi You's mount, I cannot be humiliated. This is not an exception. Otherwise, don't worry about my lack of hospitality..." Zhan Hu hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly noticed a red dot on the table. He instinctively slapped it with his claw, but the red dot dodged it.
When Rabbit God waves a laser pointer, have you ever seen Flying Tiger?
Zhanhu darted out in a flash, chasing after Hongdie Manbaoxiang as she flew around.
"So where the hell do you get the audacity to say we can't be humiliated?" This is a sarcastic remark from Rabbit Lord.
The next second, Zhan Hu, now fully awake, rushed back and grabbed Rabbit's hand that was holding the laser pointer. "Tony, stop messing around! Even if you are my Stand master, you cannot humiliate me!"
Puss in Boots, who almost rushed out as well, was covered in cold sweat.
That was close! I almost lost control and made a fool of myself.
Just as she relaxed, Rabbit Lord rolled his eyes at Zhan Hu and twirled his paw.
The laser pointer fired another red dot, and two figures shot out like lightning—no, four. Cotton Peach and Walnut couldn't control their instincts either.
Chaos erupted in the private room in an instant. Four feline creatures chased the red dot high and low, while Rabbit Master controlled the entire room with a laser pointer, leaving him completely dumbfounded!
"It's not you! I, this, you... what's going on?!"
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