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Chapter 522 Routine Items, Aqua's Failed Workplace PUA
Chapter 522 Routine Items, Aqua's Failed Workplace PUA
In the Six-Sided World, while Loki was having dinner at home with Alice and others, the Crystal Palace panel suddenly appeared in front of her.
The group chat room was flashing. When I opened it, I found that it was Broly's goddess master, whom I had just met in the Crystal Palace's inner space, tagging all the wives in the six-sided world, including her.
"Miss Aqua, what can I do for you?"
Although the group chat function was only used today, with Shizuka Nanahoshi's help in explaining it, Luo Qixi quickly got the hang of it and politely sent a message to inquire.
"It's nothing major. It's just a routine procedure for a new member joining our Crystal Palace. I was busy with work in my own world before and didn't have time to do this for you, but I'm free now and I'm going to make up for it."
"Excuse me, what is this routine procedure?"
Loki asked politely, as she hadn't heard from Broly about any routines after joining Crystal Palace.
The other people at the table also stopped eating, clearly looking at the messages in the Crystal Palace chat room.
"What else could it be? It's just that some shameless, self-proclaimed chat room leader, arrogant goddess, is planning to bully you newcomers. Newbies, let me tell you, that idiot Aqua isn't a magnanimous person at all."
[The Forest Spirit Miss Who's Worried About Her Missing Husband] @ed her, which immediately triggered [The Water God Who's Worried About His Missing Disciple] to leave a barrage of dissing comments below.
"Sink Nielbaren, you long-eared bitch, are you again deliberately spreading rumors and defaming my personal reputation?"
"I was just telling the truth, giving newcomers the real information. Did revealing your ugly side, you stupid goddess, make you angry?"
"Ha, I'm anxious? I'm not anxious at all. It's you who's like a copycat. When did you spend your happiness points to secretly change your ID name in the group chat?"
……
In addition to upgrading the interdimensional portal, Broly also spent 120 million happiness points to upgrade the interdimensional communication device, raising it from level 2 to level 4, a two-level upgrade.
The wives are now only charged 1 happiness point for every thousand characters they post in the group chat, which has escalated the war of words between Aqua and Sinker Nielbaren.
Long, drawn-out messages of bickering popped up in the group chat, giving Loki a deeper understanding of the strained relationship between the two in Crystal Palace that she had only heard from Broly.
Besides the online arguments, other Crystal Palace members, who were more serious and responsible, explained to her what the routine procedures were for new members.
"Members in Crystal Palace are divided into two categories: official members and extra members. Official members are those who have already gained happiness points before joining, and after agreeing to join Crystal Palace, they will receive a large amount of happiness points. Extra members, on the other hand, are those whose figurines are made in Crystal Palace's figurine section before they are eligible to join Crystal Palace..."
"And the so-called routine for new members to join is actually something Aqua came up with. The ranking of the official members in the group chat room is based on the amount of happiness points they receive from Broly, converted into their first happiness points..."
Through the explanations of several wives, including Youyou, Akame, and Chronie Dora, Luo Qixi also learned about the routine procedures.
"Don't misunderstand, I'm not dividing everyone into different classes, but rather working to ensure the stability of my beloved disciple Broly's Crystal Palace. Just imagine, if there's no hierarchy among us, who will respect whom?"
If a conflict or argument breaks out and there's no one to mediate, wouldn't things fall into chaos?
Therefore, at this time, a master like me, whom Broly greatly admires, is the person you can rely on the most.
If you have any conflicts, you can always ask me to mediate!
Aqua offered an explanation for her routine, but unfortunately, this explanation only drew boos from most of the Crystal Palace members.
Of course, since Aqua is an idiot, everyone else also wanted to know how much happiness the new member would bring to their boys, so no one objected to this routine.
Yes, even Sink Nielbaren only mocked Aqua as usual.
"Then, seniors, how are the ranks of extra members determined?"
At this moment, Princess Ariel, who was located in the royal city of Ars, asked the question directly.
"There's no such 'extra members' calculation; they all joined Crystal Palace because of their personal relationship with Broly."
Huihui quickly followed up with a message: "They are the lower-level staff, the lower-level personnel who serve us official members."
"Don't listen to that nonsense from Demon King Megumi. Basically, apart from those who want to compete for the position of chat room leader, all the official and extra members of Crystal Palace are the same. Regardless of whether they have obtained the initial happiness points, everyone is Broly's wife."
The Crystal Palace chat room, which had a total of 52 members including both official and extra members, finally got down to business after a period of noise.
"So, newcomers, how much joy did you bring to Broly, and how much affection did he develop for you?"
It's worth mentioning that my initial happiness points were 87,621!
Aqua asked the question, and then, in a tone similar to that of a cosmic real estate tycoon, she reported the initial happiness points she had received from Broly, accurate to the single digit, though it was unclear whether she had exaggerated them.
"Aqua's initial happiness points, I don't know if she inflated them, but she is definitely second in Crystal Palace at the moment."
"Who was the first one?"
Shizuka Nanahoshi was a little curious, so she asked in the group chat.
"It's Miss Lilithmon X. She has over 900,000 initial happiness points, and she holds the record for the highest number of initial happiness points after joining Crystal Palace."
"Wait, Lilithmon X got so many initial happiness points because it exploited a multi-form bug."
This can't be counted. If we're really going to be precise, she only got a little over 7 initial happiness points, which is below mine.
Aqua sent a serious emoji and posted this message in the group chat.
"Hmph, a sore loser, a shameless god! Before Lilithmon X appeared, you talked to us about the total number of Happiness Points. After Lilithmon X appeared, you stipulated that we could only use a single form. It's all in your favor, isn't it?!"
Aqua ignored the words of the forest elf and directly @Lockish: "Hey, Miss Lockish, tell me, tell me how you got your happiness points. Even if you got a low number of happiness points, as the leader of the group chat room, I will never laugh at you. You are all Broly's wives, and as his master, I will definitely treat you equally."
Aqua in her gentle form makes her appearance; she is now a priestess who listens to the troubles of her followers.
"Don't be fooled. If this girl knew your happiness points weren't high, she'd definitely laugh at you in her heart, and if you ever have a conflict with her later, she'll definitely bring it up!"
Sink Nielbaren offered a very experienced reminder.
"Heh, only those with impure hearts see everyone as bad. So, Miss Loki, don't listen to the words of those long-eared forest elves. Accept this baptism ceremony for newcomers joining the Crystal Palace and loudly announce your initial happiness points!"
"Aqua, I think you should be a little more careful this time around, lest someone else kicks your ass!"
Huihui reminded her at this moment, because she suddenly thought of Alice and the others in the Crystal Palace space who were praising Broly with her hammer. Now that she thought about it, it seemed to have spanned from childhood to adolescence, and the time that had gone by seemed to be quite a long time.
"It's okay. If I ever get exposed, I will only sincerely offer my blessings as a senior and elder to the new couple who can make Broly so happy."
While her words sounded appealing, Aqua was thinking: "A mere three months, and they think they can unlock my 87,621 Happiness Points?"
"However, if there are multiple forms to calculate happiness points, they cannot be counted repeatedly. Our Crystal Palace has a rule that we can only calculate happiness points obtained from a single wife form."
However, thinking about Lilith Beast X's situation, Aqua quickly added a veil to her words, making it impossible for anyone to surpass her.
【Blessings…】
Looking at her Crystal Palace panel, Luo Qixi saw that the accumulated happiness points from the thirty-six playthroughs she had known Broly over a total of more than three hundred years, plus the happiness points Broly generated after she became his wife, totaled more than two million happiness points.
After thinking for a moment, she answered Aqua's question in the Crystal Palace: "Miss Aqua, my happiness points are a little over two million."
"Hmm, a little over two hundred happiness points? It's a bit low, but reaching this level in three months is already quite good."
Aqua comforted Loki in the group chat.
"Ah, Miss Aqua, not two hundred, but two million."
Luo Qixi corrected.
"I understand, I understand. Many newcomers to Crystal Palace, after learning that the happiness points they have earned can objectively reflect how much my lovely disciple Broly likes them, will subconsciously exaggerate the happiness points they have earned. I can completely understand this desire to satisfy vanity."
However, rather than satisfying your vanity, I hope you can face yourselves honestly and acknowledge the inadequacy of your initial happiness points from Broly. Reflect on yourselves, and then strive to earn the affection of my lovely disciples. Joining Crystal Palace is not the end; there is still a long road ahead!
Aqua earnestly tried to persuade Loki not to be a child who lies out of vanity.
Luo Qixi: "..."
"Sister Luo Qixi wasn't lying!"
Hilfi decisively spoke up for the demon girl in the group chat.
"The group chat room has a screenshot function. If you use that, you can directly show others the status of your Crystal Palace panel."
The genius magician girl from the Tohsaka family of Type-Moon has spoken.
"Is this it?"
Shizuka Nanahoshi quickly found the auxiliary tools for the group chat room and then instructed the others on what to do.
Soon, the Crystal Palace panel statuses of Loki, Alice, and Hilfi were posted in the group chat.
As everyone looked at the happiness point panel with one 200 million+ and two 180 million+, a whole bunch of exclamation marks appeared.
Besides these three wives with over a million happiness points, Aisha and Shizuka Nanahoshi also posted their Crystal Palace panel information.
Although they were not official members of Crystal Palace, but rather extra members, they still gained far more happiness points than the average official member through the power of time. Each of them had an average of over 4 happiness points, leaving the other Crystal Palace members dumbfounded.
"You newbies' stats, are they fake?"
"Is this something that can be faked?"
Shizuka Nanahoshi's question silenced the person who had spoken. Whether it was a lie or not, we'd know by seeing if Aqua had done it.
Since even Aqua, who has the lowest moral standards in Crystal Palace, hasn't done something like this, then it must be true.
"No, is this reasonable? Over a million happiness points in just three months?"
Aqua could no longer deceive herself and confronted them directly.
"As I said, multiple forms don't count."
She reiterated this point.
"There are no multiple forms, it's just that we've been with Broly for a bit too long."
"I knew it!"
Huihui spoke like a detective who had discovered the truth, but the problem was that she hadn't expressed her foresight beforehand, which made her words seem a bit inexplicable.
When asked, Huihui said that she had guessed it long ago, but others thought she was just being wise after the event.
Seeing that her foresight and wisdom were being ignored by others, Huihui naturally became impotently furious.
He swore that if he had any foresight in the future, he would first issue a statement as evidence to prove his wisdom as the Demon King.
On Planet Wampa, when Broly first noticed the lively chat room in the Crystal Palace, the matter of his cycle of reincarnation, which he had wanted to hide, was revealed by Sylphie and the others. Instead of feeling sorry for him as he had expected, Broly didn't see any of them. Instead, he envied Loki and the others for having so many wives.
"In all this time, if it were me, the children of the children of Broly's children would probably be married and have children by now."
"No, it won't work. It can't be born because time repeats in our world, and Broly simply won't grow up."
"Ah, it's fine if I don't have children. Just spending so much time with Broly is enough for me."
This is Sakura's comment. Yuuyu, Lilith Beast X, and Little Scorpio, these well-behaved wives, added "+1" after her.
"Ahhh, this is a serious bug! Millions of happiness points don't count..."
Aqua is cheating again.
"Hey, what happened to the heartfelt blessings you promised?"
Luo Qixi asked in confusion.
"Hey, newbie, don't even think about blessings. Aqua is a shameless woman; she'll only support those who benefit herself, and she'll definitely ignore those who don't."
"Oh, I'm not cheating! I'll admit it. But before that, we need to make a fair comparison, controlling for the time factor and multiple attitude factors. Within a unit of time, we need to compare who gets the most happiness points among individual individuals!"
After some calculations, if Lokishi kept the same amount of time as Aqua, she would only get a little over four thousand happiness points, which is far less than Aqua's eighty-seven thousand six hundred and twenty-one happiness points.
"Therefore, the wife who makes Broly the happiest in the Crystal Palace is still me!"
Aqua announced this, and then sent a smiley face emoji.
"What a pity, Miss Loki, but I sincerely wish you all the best. Come on, everyone in Crystal Palace, let's give a round of applause to our newest member!"
After silently watching the whole thing, Broly felt that his master's shamelessness had improved even more. It was because Loki and the others probably didn't just calculate happiness points by converting happiness values into happiness points. Instead, they included the time it takes to accumulate happiness points after becoming wives, which is why on average, they only had a little over 5,800 happiness points per year.
After thinking for a moment, Broly typed a message and sent it: "Master Aqua, Loki and the others gave me 58 million Happiness Points this time. I owe them a lot for upgrading the interdimensional portal and interdimensional communication device."
Aqua: "..."
"Waaah, Broly, you don't love your master anymore~"
Soon after, Broly was bombarded with Aqua's voice messages.
(End of this chapter)