Chapter 362 Aqua's Big Surprise Gift!
Chapter 362 Aqua's Big Surprise Gift!
Chapter 362 Aqua's Big Surprise Gift!
Paragus was eating canned fruit in the cave when suddenly a wisp of air appeared out of nowhere in front of him, and he looked up in surprise.
"You're back so soon?"
he asks.
"I couldn't find a new wife, and the happiness points I earned each day weren't enough to cover my expenses, so I came back after teaching Qi Fist."
Broly replied, then stepped out of the cave and took out the food he had brought back from the Crystal Palace.
"Hey, what you brought back this time is raw food?"
Paragas was somewhat stunned, as the two enormous monsters had taken over the surrounding area.
"These are dangerous species that are no weaker than the Vampira Spiders. I originally wanted to ask them to protect Akame and Mine, but they are mindless and ignored my communication. They even chose to attack me. I identified them as dangerous monsters from that world, so I dealt with them and brought them back."
"If they're no weaker than Vampira spiders, are they tasty?"
Paragus frowned. The original scent of the Vampire Spider was truly unbearable for Saiyans.
"I don't know, I haven't tried it yet."
Broly shook his head; he had only brought back the two dead, dangerous creatures' corpses out of a desire not to waste food.
"Have you got a meal yet?"
Paragus asked.
"It's still edible."
Broly answered.
The Saiyan father and son exchanged a glance, and one of them took a pot, while the other moved the corpse.
They went to a place where food is usually heated, a natural volcanic crater, and started an open-air barbecue.
"Hey, this one's not bad."
The large, furry snow ape meat was praised.
"Ugh, this smells so earthy!"
The Swamp King's highly venomous hydra has received a lot of negative reviews.
This outdoor barbecue lasted from evening until dawn the next day, leaving only a skeleton of the giant snow monkey.
The multi-headed snake was intact, but it didn't taste good.
On the way back to the cave, Broly took it and threw it into the nest of the Vampire Spider.
"Bang!"
A loud bang caused a group of Vampa spiders to rush out of their nest.
"Boom!"
Even the Queen of the Vampires, whose body is as large as a mountain, was alarmed.
"Thank you for taking care of me all these years. I'm sending you otherworldly food."
Broly floated in mid-air and shouted to the spider below.
"Hiss hiss hiss~"
The mother spider of the Vampa made a strange sound, and a group of Vampa spiders, each only the size of a truck, carried some spider eggs from the nest and piled them on the ground.
The multi-headed snake was pulled into its nest, and the Vampa spiders retreated back inside, leaving only some spider eggs on the open ground.
Having been forcibly traded for so many years, the Vampa Spiders have long since developed the habit of obediently handing over spider eggs or individuals from their clan when Saiyans bring them something in exchange.
Although battles still occur, they are no longer as intense as in the past; they have become more like a natural relationship of coexistence.
Just like how Vampira sucks the blood of Bayamon, and Bayamon also hunts Vampira that sucks its blood, the Saiyans are just the middlemen in this process.
The Wanpa Spider can use its own eggs, instead of adult spiders, to exchange for the blood of the Baya Beast. Of course, it's fruit now, and this is the first time an otherworldly creature has been able to do so.
Broly descended from the sky and, without hesitation, collected the spider eggs from the open space into the Crystal Palace space.
Nowadays, the taste of wapa spiders has improved, and adult wapa spiders and spider eggs are good souvenirs.
When Broly went to visit Akame and the others, he brought some with him. They praised both the taste of the new version of the Vampira Spider and its energy-boosting effects.
It's a bit of a pity that the number of Wanpa Spiders is limited, so it's impossible to bring a whole space full of Wanpa Spider gifts to see your wife every time.
If there were more Vampira spiders...
With that thought in mind, Broly did not fly back to the cave.
Instead, it began to recharge itself and began to fly around the planet Wanpa.
Right now, in the world of Konosuba, Master Aqua is on duty in the Heavenly Realm.
Brolid can only go back there when his master takes a vacation.
Otherwise, according to Master Aqua, she might have to skip work and sneak down to the mortal realm to see her.
"But if the gods find out, I will definitely be criticized, and I might even be demoted for dereliction of duty."
These days, promotions and raises aren't easy to come by. I worked so hard to get this position as the chief god, I can't afford to lose it because of something like this.
These are Aqua's exact words in the group chat.
"In that case, Broly, come to our world first. I don't have any work hour restrictions here."
This was Sink Nielbaren's subsequent statement.
"That's right, I can't wait to have a real showdown with Broly!"
The final statement from the Skywing Seed.
"Hey, Jibril, is this thing you're doing serious?"
The genius Crimson Demon girl asked with a puzzled expression.
"Of course it's serious, a life-or-death battle, the kind that can result in deaths!"
Jibril sent a serious emoji and said.
"It could lead to someone's death; that's not even respectable!"
"+1"
"+1"
……
Underneath Darkness's rant was a string of "+1"s from the other wives.
With the upgrade of the group chat room and the increased cost of speaking, interactions between wives from different worlds have increased.
"By the way, how about we send Broly over first? Aqua, you can come down to the mortal realm to see him after you take your vacation."
Youyou suggested.
"Well said, Yuyu. Aqua, you just focus on your work and come down after your vacation!"
Darkness liked it, Megumin liked it, and even the Lich Lady liked it.
Then, unsurprisingly, they were all berated as traitors by Aqua.
No matter what, she refused to let Broly come over while she was on duty in the heavens as the goddess.
Of course, he wouldn't allow Sink Nielbaren, that bastard elf who once competed with him for the group leader position, to cut in line.
What could Broly do in this situation? He could only patiently wait for his goddess master's vacation in another world.
However, Broly also received a promise from Aqua: "Broly, don't worry, when you come to your master's side, your master will give you a mysterious big surprise."
Broly pressed Aqua for details about the big surprise, but she wouldn't divulge a word. When he asked Darkness and the others, they didn't know what Aqua's surprise was either.
Life on Wanpa Star is a bit monotonous, but thankfully not unbearable.
That day, as Broly was flying close to the edge of the atmosphere, the Crystal Palace panel received a communication from Aqua.
"Master, I'm on vacation, come quickly!"
Broly stopped flying, quickly landed back on the ground, and found his elderly father.
"Did you finally let your troublesome goddess master go?"
Paragus had a poor impression of Aqua, but still made her some Baya beast clothes.
Broly carried some clothes, some spider eggs, and some fruit before choosing to cross over into another world.
*Smack!*
Unlike Esdeath and the others, who were completely unprepared when Broly went to the second world, Aqua and the others were well-prepared. When Broly suddenly appeared in front of them, they opened their cannons to welcome him.
"They said you didn't grow taller, and I didn't believe it at first, but it turns out it's true."
Huihui stepped forward, looked at the still short boy, and gestured with her hand on Broly's head.
"My father said that Saiyans' bodies suddenly grow bigger as they get older."
Broly explained, his gaze lingering on Megumin's thin frame, and then asked, "Megumin, it's been so long since I've seen you, how come your body hasn't developed much? Do you, like me, have a constitution that suddenly develops and grows as you get older?"
The boy's eyes were innocent. The genius Crimson Demon girl's face stiffened, and she took a few steps back, sat on the sofa, and stammered, "Yes, that's how it is. I actually have a similar physique."
"No, that's not true. She just isn't developing properly, so she secretly drinks milk and papaya soup to help her breasts and height grow!"
Darkness leaned closer and whispered to Broly.
A flawless version after careful inspection!
"Ah, Darkness, you bastard, take this Bull Charge!"
The voice wasn't quiet, and Huihui rushed over as soon as she heard it.
She would never admit that she was worried about her physical development, much less that she secretly ate a lot of foods that could help her grow.
"Oh, I was just telling the truth."
Darkness, who had been knocked down, struggled on the ground.
"You still dare to say that!"
Huihui grabbed her hands, placed her feet on the female knight's back, and pulled her backward.
"I told you, if you're so capable, then go for it!"
Darkness said with anticipation.
While the two were bickering, Youyou, wearing an apron, came over and said, "Broly, this is the fish soup I cooked. Try it and see if it's salty."
The girl with a thick single braid exuded a strong sense of domesticity as she handed over a spoonful of rich white fish soup from a wooden bowl.
Just from the aroma, you could smell the deliciousness of the fish soup. Broly opened his mouth and was immediately fed a spoonful by Youyou: "The saltiness is just right, it's delicious!"
"Really? And this too, I made fried giant frog meat cutlets, stewed demon pork ribs, and..."
Today's chef is Youyou. The girl made a lot of food. After Broly praised the fish soup, she couldn't wait to let the boy taste the other dishes.
"Don't rush to eat, Broly. First, come and see the mysterious surprise your master has prepared for you!"
Aqua pushed a trolley in, on which was a large gift box.
"Uh, Master Aqua, what is this?"
Broly looked at the box, which was half his height, and could sense the presence of energy within it.
"This is what you need most. Here, open it and take a look."
Huihui stopped fighting the perverted knight and the two of them came over to check the situation.
They were also curious about Aqua's mysterious surprise gift for Broly.
Only the Lich Lady looked somewhat worried, glancing at Aqua as if she wanted to ask her something.
Broly did as he was told and opened the gift box.
When the lid is lifted, the first thing you see is a tuft of white hair.
Then, there was a human figure bound up like a rice dumpling.
"Waaaaah!"
Eris was very excited to see the boy, but her hands and feet were bound and connected from behind in a slightly curved manner, making her look like a fish arching its body. She tried to use the water splash to leap but could only sway her body slightly.
"Lord Eris, what are you doing here?!"
Darkness's eyes widened.
"Waaaaah~"
Tears welled up in Eris's eyes, but her mouth was bound with rope, so she couldn't utter a single word.
Upon seeing this, Darkness quickly stepped forward and helped untie the rope from her mouth.
"Aqua-senpai invited me to take a vacation and go down to the mortal realm to play. After I agreed, I drank a cup of wine she gave me yesterday, and then I passed out. When I woke up, I was tied up in here. I was only able to see the light of day again when you opened the box. Waaaaah..."
Lady Luck felt very wronged and recounted her experience.
"No, Aqua, you've kidnapped Lady Luck! What are you trying to do?"
Huihui looked at the water goddess beside her with some confusion and asked directly.
"Ha, can't you see? Of course, I'm giving her to Broly as a big surprise gift I prepared for him!"
Aqua, hands on her hips, said, "Even if I'm not in the right, I'm still confident."
"So, Lady Aqua, the super-powerful sleeping potion you asked me for was actually prepared to knock out Lady Eris?"
After saying this, Wiz walked over to the white-haired goddess, knelt down, crossed his hands, and began to repent.
"I'm sorry, Lady Eris. I had no idea that Lady Aqua was planning to do such a thing, which is why I gave her the sleeping potion from the shop. Please forgive my sins~"
"But why do this?"
Youyou was somewhat puzzled.
"Wait, Broly said he's looking for a new wife, could it be...?"
"That's right, it's your 'difficult one,' Eris, the goddess of fortune. My junior is actually one of the wives recognized by Crystal Palace, but she didn't agree to become Broly's wife last time."
"Ah, so this is the reason you kidnapped Lady Eris? You've gone too far!"
Darkness, who was considered a guardian knight of the Church of Eris, became indignant and reached out to untie the ropes binding her goddess.
"Darkness~"
The white-haired goddess immediately felt a greater affinity for her young female follower. Darkness was already a chosen one of the gods (able to befriend the gods), and now she was almost becoming a god-dependent.
"Ha, if we don't do this, will Eris be willing to come and obediently become Broly's wife? If she is not willing to be Broly's wife, how long can Broly stay in this world?"
Think about it, all we need to do is sacrifice the happiness of one goddess to allow Broly to stay in this world a little longer. Don't you want that?
Aqua's voice is like the whisper of a demon; she never disappoints when it comes to being shameless, and she's equally adept at getting those around her to be shameless too.
"No, Darkness, why did you stop untying the ropes?"
Eris sensed something was wrong and turned around to ask incredulously.
"I'm sorry, Lord Eris, but Broly certainly won't hurt you anyway."
Darkness abandoned her mission to save her own god, and this feeling of betraying her faith tormented her (the pleasure of immorality). Her happiness points began to increase dramatically, even more so than those of Mine and Akame, who were under the influence of the Bliss Finger.
"How could this be?"
Eris was about to cry.
Being a wife means having to do this and that, right?
She looked at the boy.
The next moment, Broly untied the ropes binding him.
"Hey, aren't you going to do something to me?"
Eris was somewhat surprised.
"Uh, is there anything you want me to do to you?"
Broly looked at her with some surprise.
[Eris, the goddess of fortune, currently has a happiness level of 157, which is continuing to rise.]
(End of this chapter)
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