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Chapter 1 What the hell is this?
[There is a system for mine clearance, but it's not very effective.]
Situ Shan opened his eyes and saw glistening drool less than ten centimeters from his mouth.
Who is coveting her beauty?
Her gaze shifted upwards, and she saw a dog's head leering at her.
I was just about to slap the dog on the head.
Only then did I realize that her hand was being held down tightly by something.
Shift your gaze to the side.
Is she dazzled?
She raised her hand to rub her eyes, only to find that her arms and legs were being held down by eight feet.
Can someone tell her what this dog-headed, spider-bodied thing is?
"My God, please save me! My beauty is about to be ruined by some unknown monster! God, please save me!"
The dog's head suddenly moved five centimeters away. Did it have a change of heart?
what happened?
Why did she see disgust in the dog's eyes?
dislike?
How dare you look down on your grandpa!
She hadn't even complained about the ugly appearance of this unknown monster, yet this monster dared to complain about her beautiful face.
You're asking for it, take this!
"tui!"
A wad of phlegm escaped from her cherry-like mouth and flew towards the dog's head.
The dog turned its head slightly to the right, avoiding the transparent divine object, and Situ Fan's attack missed.
The transparent object fell freely, returning precisely and perfectly along its original path, dripping directly into Situ Shan's mouth without missing a beat.
Situ Shan struggled to no avail, and could only turn her head to the right like a dog, imperfectly avoiding the attack.
"Snapped!"
The phlegm landed on her frail left cheek.
"Fuck! Yue!"
too disgusting!
want to vomit.
There's no limit to how disgusting this world can get.
A faint silver light refracted and entered her eyes.
Driven by sheer human curiosity, she turned her proud head back and looked over.
He mentally exclaimed "Holy crap!" a hundred times, staring wide-eyed at the drool that was practically right in front of him.
All she wants now is to die again.
The drool was about to drip onto its mouth, rising and falling with the dog's breathing.
She's going to become withdrawn!
The situation is beyond our control; in our hearts, we pray to all the gods for salvation.
Perhaps because she didn't speak up, the gods couldn't hear her plea and could only let her fend for herself.
When asked why she didn't speak, she said she was afraid that if she opened her mouth, she would swallow dog's saliva and never recover from it for the rest of her life.
Now I don't know whether to pray that someone will come to save her or to pray that the drool doesn't go into her mouth.
Even if it's just dripped on my face, it's fine. I've already had the experience once, and I still really dislike it, but it's better than dripping it into my mouth.
She kept lowering her standards.
A famous scene suddenly popped into my mind: Stephen Chow's ultimate scene where he's crying his eyes out, a scene that moves heaven and earth.
She's missing Stephen Chow's signature look and has a dog's head on her head; she is Szeto (Mo) Man-wai.
No!
She! No! Wants it!
She! Opposes!
She refused!
Even if it were her idol, Ba Ye, she! Absolutely! Couldn't! Accept! It!
She absolutely refused to believe that anyone could like another person, even if that person was their idol, after having their snot dripping into their mouth.
She doesn't want to be Situ Wenwei.
She wants to be Situ Zixia.
I believe a hero will come to save her riding on a colorful cloud.
unbearable.
He turned his head and scolded.
"Ugly dog, let me go right now, or you'll be sorry when my knight in shining armor arrives."
I don't know why, but after she finished speaking, I saw contempt in the dog's eyes.
Is she seeing things?
It's either disgust or contempt, you stinky dog, I'll remember you!
The drool was getting closer and closer, and she could no longer bear the sight of this iconic scene. Losing all her beauty and composure, she roared:
"Qianqian, your money bag bestie is calling you!"
The dog was stunned by the roar.
"Qianqian, there's a dog eyeing your best friend's good looks. If you don't come soon, your dearest best friend will turn into a son of a bitch."
As for what constitutes "son of a bitch," everyone has their own understanding.
"Qianqian, you are my light, you are my electricity, you are my only myth."
STS took the stage for a performance.
"Qianqian, come here quickly!"
She moved her fingers with difficulty while lying down, mimicking one of Teng Ge's classic gestures.
After yelling for a while, I realized that I hadn't attracted my best friend, but my drooling had gotten even closer.
"what!"
Sound waves produce vibrations, but the amplitude is not large.
The cracking sound made the dog dizzy, and its drool forcefully reversed direction, undergoing centrifugal motion.
She had an absurd idea in her mind.
"Ah~ Oh, ah oh eh"
"Tante" appeared for the first time on the Misty Continent in an off-key manner.
The dog's head was shaken so badly that it felt dizzy and its limbs were weak.
The drool finally completed its centrifugal motion and was thrown two meters away.
Although her best friend couldn't become a god or a Buddha to save her, the divine song saved her.
Thank you, Sister Na.
Thank you to the Chinese Music Library.
Thank God, thank Earth, thank fate for bringing us together...
Cough!
We've gone off-topic!
Their struggles were fruitless.
Suddenly, a faint energy surged within his body. He reflexively manipulated that energy to shake off the eight spider legs pressing down on him.
He did a somersault.
You think you can bully your sister so easily?
Now is the perfect time for you, Sister Fan, to settle your scores and avenge your wrongs.
He grabbed a stone brick from somewhere on the ground and leaped toward the dog-headed spider.
"what!"
He cheered himself on with an "ah" sound.
The hand gesture was only halfway completed.
"Ah! Ah! Cough cough!"
TMD!
It was supposed to be a dog-headed spider.
It's no fun if a bunch of you stand behind it.
Are they taking advantage of her being a lifelong single woman who can't find her own greyhound?
It is impossible to accept fate. As Chinese people, we should forge ahead bravely and not be afraid of difficulties.
Her great-aunt's second uncle!
What should we do now?
If you don't run, you'll become a son of a bitch?
Can two legs outrun someone with eight legs?
It's all because of her damnably beautiful face.
There were notorious femme fatales who brought ruin to their countries in ancient times.
There is currently a beautiful woman with a captivating dog.
Cough!
Or should we use the stun dog tactic?
No, these dogs are already completely infatuated with her, they just won't let her get close enough to them.
What if they can't get her and they destroy her?
Does she expect her to single-handedly take down twenty-four perverted dogs right now?
One or two is fine, but twenty-four is worse than letting her die.
"Qianqian! Where are you?"
Your sister needs you.
No, your sister needs you.
I will never steal your spicy snacks again.
I'll never stop you from being a lecher.
"Get me out of here, and I'll pay you a fortune to get eighteen male models."
"Remember what you said, my dear sister, my eighteen male models, my spicy strips."
"boom!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"Ugh!"
Hearing the screams of the dog-headed spider, Situ Shan finally came to her senses.
Looking at the person who was already fighting the dog-headed spider-bodied creature and was shining brightly.
She heard the sound of flowers blooming!
After a series of chaotic and disorganized actions, including a dog's head and a fierce storm, the dog gradually withdrew from the battlefield and died beyond any hope of survival.
"Fan, I'm here!"
Situ Shan heard the sound.
It wasn't her imagination.
You didn't see it wrong, you didn't hear it wrong.
Although she wasn't a peerless hero riding on auspicious clouds, she had a good sister, Ji Qian, who came to save her carrying a carrying pole.
Seeing her best friend covered in blood, she couldn't help but feel both annoyed and happy.
Thank goodness, she's not dead!
That's good, they didn't die!
"Qianqian, this is wonderful! I never thought I would actually be able to summon you one day!"
With tears welling up in her eyes, she hugged her best friend tightly.
"Yes, yes, my dear sister, you go sit over there first, and leave the rest of these useless things to me."
Ji Qian pointed to the stone next to her.
"No, this time I want to fight alongside you, and we'll finish this quickly!"