Chapter 151 Chaos in Heaven: The Peach Feast
Chapter 151 Chaos in Heaven: The Peach Feast
"Transmigrating to Embrace the Beautiful Snake"
Chapter 150: Chaos in Heaven - The Peach Feast
On this day, the Heavenly Court held a grand Peach Banquet, and Liu Yu, Bai Suzhen, Xu Xian, and Xiaoqing were among the invited guests. The four arrived at the Heavenly Court with great joy, ready to enjoy this magnificent feast.
Upon arriving at the Heavenly Court, they saw a group of heavenly soldiers and generals busily setting up the venue. One of the soldiers accidentally hung a peach branch upside down, which drew a scolding from a nearby general: "You fool, you can't even hang a peach branch properly! Be careful the Jade Emperor won't be angry!" The soldier was so frightened that he quickly hung it up correctly.
Liu Yu and his group entered the banquet hall, where they saw various deities already seated. In the center sat the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, their expressions both dignified and joyful.
The Peach Feast began, and fairies filed in carrying platters of peaches. Liu Yu picked up a peach, about to take a bite, but found it oddly shaped, like a crooked melon or a cracked date. He muttered to himself, "Why is this peach so ugly?" A nearby fairy overheard him and laughed, "You don't understand. This is a new variety cultivated by the Heavenly Court, called 'Crooked Peach'." Liu Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Xu Xian took a sip of the immortal wine, but immediately spat it out, saying, "Why does this immortal wine taste so strange?" It turned out that the immortal in charge of brewing the wine had accidentally used vinegar instead of yeast, making the wine extremely sour.
At this moment, Erlang Shen Yang Jian walked over, intending to show off his three eyes. However, his magic failed, and he couldn't open his third eye, making him blush with frustration. Liu Yu teased, "Erlang Shen, is your third eye asleep?" All the gods burst into laughter.
Sun Wukong arrived too. He jumped onto the table, wanting to grab a peach. But he accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell flat on his face. He got up, scratching his head and cursing, "Which bastard littered with a banana peel?"
The Old Man of the Moon, holding a red thread, wanted to help several single deities find their match. However, he accidentally tangled the thread into a complete mess, which he couldn't untangle himself, and he stamped his feet in frustration. Bai Suzhen laughed and said, "Old Man of the Moon, it seems your red thread doesn't want to work anymore."
Nezha flew around the banquet hall on his Wind Fire Wheels, but accidentally bumped into a pillar. The Wind Fire Wheels flew out and smashed into Laozi's alchemy furnace, which emitted a plume of black smoke, making everyone's faces black.
Seeing the table full of delicious food, Pigsy began to wolf it down. Soon, his belly swelled up like a balloon, so full he couldn't even stand up. He muttered, "These peaches are so delicious, I, Old Pig, can't stop eating them."
The fairy Chang'e was dancing gracefully, but her beautiful dance moves were ruined when she tripped on her own skirt and fell, scaring the Jade Rabbit so much that it hid under the table.
Seeing the chaotic scene, Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down her face.
Just then, the Jade Emperor was about to speak. He cleared his throat and had only uttered, "Today's Peach Banquet..." when he suddenly sneezed loudly, blowing his beard off. The Queen Mother of the West gave him an embarrassed glare.
The gods began toasting each other. The God of Longevity, holding his wine cup, walked up to Liu Yu and the others. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly burped, spitting out all the wine in his mouth, which landed all over Xu Xian's face. Xu Xian helplessly wiped his face.
The Eight Immortals also gathered together. Lü Dongbin wanted to perform a flying sword demonstration, but the sword went out of control and flew around wildly, almost injuring the other immortals.
Seeing the chaotic scene, Xiaoqing laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, saying, "This is no Peach Feast, it's clearly a farce."
Liu Yu picked up a peach, took a bite, and found it was hollow inside. He exclaimed, "This peach is just for show!"
The Heavenly Peach Banquet proceeded amidst laughter and chaos.
After the banquet, Liu Yu and his companions prepared to leave Heaven. On their way, they encountered Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King. For some reason, Li Jing's pagoda had become enormous and could not be retracted; he stood there with a worried expression.
Liu Yu asked curiously, "King Li, what happened to your pagoda?"
Li Tianwang said helplessly, "I don't know, maybe I'm under some kind of evil spell."
Xu Xian suggested, "Why don't you try reciting a spell?"
Li Tianwang hurriedly began chanting incantations, but the pagoda still did not respond.
Xiaoqing laughed and said, "Li Tianwang, is your pagoda trying to rebel?"
In the end, it was Bai Suzhen who used her magic to help Li Tianwang restore the pagoda to normal.
They continued walking and saw the God of Wealth sitting by the roadside, looking troubled. Liu Yu went up to him and asked, "God of Wealth, what's wrong?"
The God of Wealth said with a distressed expression, "All my gold ingots have disappeared, what am I going to do?"
Everyone helped the God of Wealth search for the gold ingots, but after searching for a long time, they discovered that the gold ingots had all been hidden in a tree hole by a mischievous little fairy monkey.
In the evening, Liu Yu and the others returned to the human world.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about his amusing experiences in Heaven, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he returned to Heaven, continuing the joyful yet chaotic story…
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