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Chapter 747 Pigsy's Precepts
"My wife~"
If we were to rank who Pigsy fears most today, this woman in front of him would certainly be among them.
After all, with Monkey King gone, the only one who can keep him in check is his wife.
That's right, this little pig named Zhu Bajie and the beautiful woman in front of you are husband and wife!
What's even more astonishing than the love between a human and a pig is the difference in their appearances.
Zhu Bajie is short in stature and has a pig's face. While his appearance may not be ferocious, it is definitely not handsome either. If you were to be polite, you could categorize him as a small animal, or in other words, go for the cute route.
But the moment he opens his mouth and starts uttering those vulgar and obscene words, that cute image instantly shatters, turning him into a complete grumpy little pig.
It doesn't seem like a good marriage partner; it's more suitable to be a pet.
And then there's the woman he calls his wife, who is a first-rate beauty. She has a beautiful figure, pretty face, and wears purple clothes. Her overall makeup is similar to the other spider sisters, but her temperament is slightly different.
If the other spider sisters are like flowers waiting to bloom, reserved and charming... then she is at the peak of her beauty, with a dignified temperament and a touch of allure, making her a beauty that could topple kingdoms and bring ruin to the country.
In a normal society, she would look like the kind of woman who could have a harem, with countless men falling for her. But what no one expected was that someone with such beauty would marry a pig.
hiss~
Could it be that the two are only husband and wife in name only, and actually master and servant?
"Pigsy, you've got some nerve!"
"You're going to lecture me because of another woman after just a short time apart?"
"Are you going to divorce me?"
Getting back to the main point, the woman in purple named Zi Zhu'er, after waking up Zhu Bajie, adopted an attitude that made him feel very uneasy.
Looking at Zi Zhu'er, who had her arms crossed and a smile on her face, but whose smile concealed a knife, Zhu Bajie's expression froze. The temperature around him began to drop rapidly, as if a million transparent spider silks, sharp as blades, were held around his neck, as if they would cut him, this unfaithful man, into a thousand pieces at any moment.
At this point, he no longer dared to maintain his old-fashioned, pig-like attitude. He quickly gave an awkward smile, then slid down to his knees at Zi Zhu'er's feet, grabbed her legs, and began to cry and plead his case.
"Innocent! Innocent, my wife! You must believe me! How could I possibly lay a hand on you because of another woman?! Bah! No! I don't have any other women!"
"Believe me, I was dreaming about you. We were enjoying our honeymoon together, but then we were suddenly disturbed, and of course I was furious! But when I saw it was you who woke me up, my anger subsided..."
"I'm naturally overjoyed to see my beautiful wife the first thing I see upon waking up!!!"
"Are you happy?"
"Of course! No! Unhappy! No! Still happy! No! Still unhappy! No..."
Seeing Zi Zhu'er's unfathomable expression, Zhu Bajie didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so he could only keep changing his expression to appease his wife.
"Smiling and grinning..."
Zi Zhu'er seemed to know what kind of person her husband was, so she didn't dwell on it. After using her spider silk to pull Zhu Bajie away, she brought up another matter, which was also the real reason she had come to find Zhu Bajie:
"You're enjoying your leisure time, sleeping soundly under the sun, dreaming of being surrounded by beautiful women, living a comfortable life."
"But I'm the one suffering. My daughter was kidnapped by bad guys and we still haven't heard from her. My only support, my husband, is acting like nothing's wrong, sleeping with a bunch of bastards and thinking about other women. Sigh... I'm such a miserable person..."
Seeing the few tears in Zi Zhu'er's eyes, Zhu Bajie immediately sounded the alarm and knelt down again!
"Hey hey hey! No, no, no! I was wrong! I was wrong, okay?!"
"You're wrong? No, you're not wrong? Anyway, she's not your daughter, so you're probably not worried. Otherwise, my daughter wouldn't still be missing!"
"No! Don't say that. Don't you know how I feel about them? Of course I love them like my own daughters! They're like my heart, liver, spleen, and lungs. I can't bear to lose any of them. If you worry, I worry even more!"
"Then why are you still fast asleep here?! Aren't you worried about our daughter?!"
"How could this be! How could this be! I was just gathering information~ These rock boars have lived here for a long time, so I was planning to get close to them and ask them to help me find them!"
“More people means more strength, and besides, there are thousands of pigs here. With them, we will definitely be able to find our daughter soon. This is my plan!”
"Did they find it for you?"
"Uh...we might have to wait until they wake up..."
"Waaaaah~ That's still no use, you still don't care about my daughter!"
"It breaks my heart! Of course it breaks my heart! My dear sister, please stop crying, or your face will be all messed up! You won't look pretty then!"
Pigsy was completely helpless against Purple Spider, and could only try his best to comfort her.
"Don't worry, I, Old Pig, will definitely do everything I can to help you find your daughter. Wait until they wake up—no, wait! I'll go find her right now! I'll use my nose to sniff her out. Don't underestimate my pig nose; it's more sensitive than a dog's! Try it if you don't believe me!!!"
Sniff~ Sniff~ Sniff~
After saying that, Pigsy immediately nudged the ground with his snout and began to inhale. However, this action only caused dust, pebbles, and some unidentified objects on the ground to fly into his nose.
Sniff~ Sniff~
"Cough cough cough!!! Who the hell pees or poops anywhere! Don't they know how to be hygienic?!"
Looking at the comical Pigsy, Zi Zhu'er didn't cry this time, but she didn't laugh either. After all, what she said was true. She was really worried about her daughter. Every second she was missing made her more anxious. Therefore, she was eager to find her daughter.
All those actions were just to spur Pigsy to get moving. After all, this old pig is the kind of person who would rather lie down than stand up. You could say he's worried about his daughter, that's understandable, but as for his action, you could only say he's too carefree.
How did I end up with such a husband?
Just as Zi Zhu'er was filled with worry and confusion about her second daughter's whereabouts, Zhu Bajie, who had just wiped the excrement off his nose, suddenly stirred:
"Hey! There seems to be some movement in the distance!"
Pigsy sniffed, and this time his dog nose... no, his pig nose finally worked...