Chapter 147 The Price of Arrogance
Chapter 147 The Price of Arrogance
Faced with the Little Prince's confession, Dafu immediately rejected him, and not only that, but he rejected him in a very tactful way.
This tactful way of putting it still makes my heart ache a little, because I don't know how many girls have said this to me, so much so that I feel sad whenever I hear it.
But just as we were about to leave, the little prince made a threatening statement, saying that he had taken over the toilet and wouldn't let us leave.
Holy crap, you watch too much TV. You're even contracting out toilets? Trying to be like those fishpond contractors, huh?
They wouldn't let me leave, but we insisted on going anyway. I took Dafu and flew into the air, heading towards the door.
Now that I can fly, what are you afraid of? If you're so capable, why don't you fly too? You think you're so great just because you control all the poop around here?
Do you think your family controls the oil industry? How can you talk so arrogantly? I don't know where you get such confidence.
I was so annoyed that I typed and Dafu flew into the air. I wanted to see what other tricks that rich second-generation prince had up his sleeve.
"I am the Little Prince, don't you listen to me?" the rich second-generation prince shouted angrily.
"What are you? What does it have to do with me?" I looked at the little prince with disdain.
"Aren't you afraid I'll cut off your poop supply and let your offspring starve to death in the toilet?" the dung beetle prince said angrily.
"Damn it, you dare threaten me? Go ahead and cut me, show me. With your looks, let me tell you, you'd be trampled to death by humans without even a sound. You're just too despicable." I cursed in the air. What am I afraid of? Anyway, I won't have any maggot offspring, and I'll never have anything to do with flies. I'm going to become a fly that becomes a human.
So the little prince posed absolutely no threat to me.
And I can tease him in the air, so what am I afraid of?
"You'd better get down in front of me right now and admit your mistakes, or I'll really get angry," the little prince shouted angrily.
"What if I don't admit my mistake?" I asked, quite annoyed.
"If you don't admit your mistake, if you don't admit your mistake, if you don't admit your mistake..." The little prince didn't know what to do if we didn't admit our mistake and he kept spinning around, trying to find a way to threaten us.
"If you don't admit your mistakes, I'll grab you and throw you into the stinking ditch so you can rot and die from the stench!" the little prince shouted angrily.
"Hahaha, the question is, can you even catch me? Let's talk after you catch me," I said smugly in the air.
Damn it, you're on the ground, trying to grab me? What are you so smug about? I hate rich kids like you who use such tasteless ways to pick up girls.
Now that I've finally met someone I can properly tease and tease, how could I possibly give up?
I don't know if this counts as a common mentality. I finally did something I'd always wanted to do but never had the chance to do before. Now that I can do it, I put everything else aside and just focus on doing this.
I completely forgot that I still had to take a car to get somewhere. Teasing that rich young prince is making me feel incredibly good. In a word, it's awesome.
"Shoot that guy down from the sky! Use any means necessary to bring him down! I'll reward you handsomely!" the little prince shouted angrily, almost bursting into flames.
As the little prince shouted, the once peaceful toilet suddenly became teeming with dung beetles.
Holy crap, are these dung beetles spies? How come there are so many dung beetles all of a sudden? Where were they hiding before?
But I'm not afraid, because I'm in the air now, and those homes are on the ground. It's like an armed helicopter fighting a group of tractors.
I have an absolute advantage right now, why would I be afraid of the ball?
Although I was surprised by the sudden appearance of those dung beetles, I wasn't afraid at all, because I can fly, so what am I afraid of?
But what happened next made me stop laughing. I saw that the dung beetles had found a lot of dung balls from somewhere. I mean, these damn dung beetles were covered in dung balls?
But that wasn't the most surprising thing. What really shocked me was that they had rubber bands in their hands.
Holy crap, rubber bands! Where did you find these? How come you carry rubber bands around? Just a moment ago it was a tractor convoy, and now it's an armored vehicle convoy.
The crucial point is that they also have surface-to-air missiles.
I almost cried. Is this some kind of joke? I finally managed to show off, and this is what I get for it?
Suddenly, the dung beetles used rubber bands to tie dung balls together and shot them at us. Instantly, we became sitting ducks in the air, attacked by all the dung beetles below.
"Dafu, hurry up and fly towards the door!" I shouted urgently.
If I get hit, I might actually get caught by that damn rich kid, and I don't even want to think about what will happen to me.
So as I flew through the air, I was extremely anxious to fly towards the door, but that damned dung beetle seemed to have been trained and actually knew that we were going to rush out.
The dung balls below seemed to be flying everywhere, raining down like raindrops, leaving us no chance to get through.
"One cent and two cents, what do we do? We can't get out!" Dafu cried out anxiously as he dodged the dung balls in the air.
I'm so regretful now. Why didn't I leave back then? Why did I like to show off so much and stay here to criticize the rich kids?
I regret it, but it's too late to regret it now. All I can do now is try my best to escape.
So I grabbed the large baguette and rushed toward the ventilation vent, but I found something really frustrating: this damn little toilet didn't have a ventilation vent, just a window, which was closed.
Oh my god, is this some kind of trap? Luckily, the toilet had stalls, so we flew into one of them from the air.
However, the cubicle wasn't entirely safe. There was a gap underneath, and it wasn't small. After a while, a large number of dung beetles came in through the gap and continued to attack us with rubber bands and dung balls.
As the massive dung balls hurtled towards us, I carried Dafu and flew upwards at top speed, but this time, luck wasn't on our side.
Just as Dafu and I were flying upwards, a ball of dung hit me. I instantly felt like I had been hit by a truck, and I immediately lost all ability to move, and I couldn't even flap my wings.
Then it fell downwards...
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