Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Chapter 107 Dragon and Phoenix Soup

Of course, I'm just saying this in my opinion. Nowadays, we can't think about anything using common sense anymore. If we could think about things according to common sense, I wouldn't have become a fly.

Seeing the snake being drawn out, I quickly flew towards the kitten, wanting to warn it of the danger.

But when I flew over, I saw several young men chasing the snake, which swam over to the kitten and fled into the distance.

Oh my god, I thought the snake was going to attack the kitten, but it turns out the snake was just running away! What are these young people up to? Are they planning to catch the snake and cook it?

Would you eat snake hot pot on such a cold day?

Just as the snake crawled under the kitten, someone came out holding something that looked like a wooden frame and caught the snake.

I recognize that thing. It's something that rural people often use when catching eels in the summer. It's a pair of clips that looks like scissors, but there are dents on one end of the clip.

This way, it could catch the very slippery eel, but I never expected that it would be used to catch a snake.

After being caught, the snake instinctively wrapped its body around the trap, but the trap was not an ordinary short trap. Even with its entire body wrapped around the trap, it did not cause much harm to the young man.

"Damn, boss, you're amazing! We're finally getting to drink Dragon and Phoenix Soup tonight!" The young man with blond hair who had been chasing the snake walked happily toward their boss, who was holding the traps.

I know about so-called twins, which are made by simmering snakes and roosters in soup. It's said that it's very nourishing for men, allowing them to have sex as many times as they want in one night. You can imagine how terrifying that is.

Of course, I've only heard about it; I've never tried it myself. At most, I use my "unicorn arm" once a week to take care of myself, so there's no need to drink that stuff.

So I've only heard about it, and I don't know if it's true or not.

Three young men suddenly appeared before them, all of them thin. With such a good standard of living these days, how could they still be so thin? Either they've been using their arms too much, or they're sick. Otherwise, how could they be so thin?

These days, I hate those skinny people who eat food on top and poop on the bottom, without absorbing any of the essence of food, and I laugh at those fat people who turn food into meat.

Where do they get their confidence? I'm just kidding.

After the leader and the blond-haired man caught the snake, they were about to leave when the man with the buzz cut, who hadn't spoken until now, suddenly looked curiously at the kitten on the ground and called out to the two men in front of him, "Boss, boss."

The two people in front were stopped. The leader turned around with a puzzled look and asked, "What's wrong? Aren't you going to eat? You stayed up all night yesterday and haven't eaten yet. Hurry up and let's go."

"Boss, look what's this on the ground?" the crew-cut man shouted.

The leader and the blond-haired boy looked up at the ground and saw the kitten that had saved their lives earlier staring at them with great curiosity, seemingly lost in thought.

Damn it, run! These three thugs are clearly not good people. What are you still standing there for? Are you trying to act cute?

If being cute worked, why would you need claws?

I was getting really anxious when the guy with the buzz cut spoke up again: "Boss, how about we have a dragon and tiger fight tonight?"

Holy crap, hearing this made my head spin instantly.

I've heard of this so-called "Dragon and Tiger Fight" before. It's a dish made by stewing snake meat and cat meat. The snake looks like a dragon, and the cat looks like a tiger, hence the name "Dragon and Tiger Fight".

I've only ever heard of this "Dragon and Tiger Fight" (a type of martial arts game), and it's said to be incredibly nourishing. How nourishing? So nourishing that it can cause nosebleeds.

I once saw a Hong Kong movie about how Ximen Qing's wife, in order to kill him, kept feeding him a drink called "Dragon Tiger Fight" while they were having sex.

So Ximen Qing kept going and going, with his wife and two maids serving him. The three of them took turns, which barely managed to stop Ximen Qing's onslaught.

Even so, he barely managed to hold on, while Ximen Qing exhausted himself to death, eventually spitting out blood and getting his genitals chafed raw.

You can imagine how exaggerated this Dragon-Tiger Fight is. I even suspect that with this Dragon-Tiger Fight, the Qilin Arm could be directly upgraded to a higher level.

Upon hearing the crew-cut man say he wanted to have a dragon-tiger fight, I immediately flew anxiously towards the kitten. I needed to warn the kitten to run away quickly, as it was in danger.

"Hahaha, you little rascal, you know a lot. Well then, we'll eat it all tonight. Tonight, I'll take you guys to really understand what a 'one-stop shop' means," the leader said smugly.

"Thank you, boss, thank you, boss," the man with the buzz cut said happily.

"Kitten, run! Run!" I hurriedly flew towards the kitten.

But I was a bit far away. The man with the buzz cut had already taken the kitten into his arms, and the kitten seemed to have no wariness of humans, letting him hold it like that.

I quickly flew to the kitten's ear and said anxiously, "Those three humans are bad! You must run away!"

The kitten let out a cute meow, as if it were trying to be adorable, and then whispered, "I can't run now. If I run now, I'll become their target. I need to find a chance to escape."

The kitten said this as if it encountered such things frequently, as if it didn't care about it at all.

What has this kitten been through? It's like a seasoned veteran of the underworld, but it doesn't look very big.

At that moment, I suddenly remembered a line from a TV show I watched years ago, spoken by the late Mr. Gu Long: "There are four types of people in the martial arts world that you should never provoke, or you will attract a lot of unnecessary trouble."

The first type is monks, the second is the elderly, the third is women, and the last type is children, whether they are boys or girls, whether they look like children or they really are children.

The kitten in front of me now is like a child roaming the world, and it knows a lot.

The leader put the snake into a snakeskin bag and then left with his two henchmen.

The man with the buzz cut was also holding a kitten in his arms.

"You can go now. Don't worry about me. You can't help me anyway. I'll just run away in a bit," the kitten said calmly.

"How could I leave? I can't leave without making sure you're safe." I said, feeling quite annoyed, and then flew directly onto the head of the man with the buzz cut.

Holy crap, is this buzz cut made of hair wax? It's so stiff! There's nowhere for it to land, so it flew towards the kitten and landed on it.